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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 12:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:
Adonbilivit When i see him, i wil know him
Bt hv already seen me
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 12:49pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Bt hv already seen me
U never talk d 1 wen carry u com here, na anoda 1 u won enta
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 12:54pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:
U never talk d 1 wen carry u com here, na anoda 1 u won enta
Hw many sista u get
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nobody: 12:56pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:
Ur face look my own wat Oda info do u need
Your D. O. B, dats gona clear all doubts
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 1:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:

Your D. O. B, dats gona clear all doubts
Wat if na me get am?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 1:15pm On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:
Your D. O. B, dats gona clear all doubts
U dn't hv a problem, u bad shall
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 1:31pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

U dn't hv a problem, u bad shall
Nr let woman kill u ooooooooo
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by iliyande(m): 1:45pm On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:


Except if you want to be my e-twin

wink
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 2:00pm On Nov 14, 2015
MhizTessy:

You dont have a twin, Hector!!!
but u can be my twin....
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Hope say our president nr mak u minister of women affair
he sure will
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....
Bros na d modern world u Dey beg 4 twin, u ar nt meant 4 each Oda Dts all, tank me lera 4 d little contribution, Infact dn't tank me wat a frnds 4?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
he sure will
Bros wake up, garri nr dey houz mak we go cassava
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Bros na d modern world u Dey beg 4 twin, u ar nt meant 4 each Oda Dts all, tank me lera 4 d little contribution, Infact dn't tank me wat a frnds 4?
relax... U dnt understand my twinship cheesy
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
[quote author=iliyande post=40012382]
wink[/quote I tink say u gud nt knwin say na u bad pass
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 2:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Bros wake up, garri nr dey houz mak we go cassava
u sabi use hoe?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:08pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
relax... U dnt understand my twinship cheesy
Je-su plz mak me understand dt afta birth sm1 can b a twin outside I DO
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nobody: 2:09pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....
Ok na
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
u sabi use hoe?
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I dey go farm b4 wen I ws 13yrs bt I still dey go wen ever I go village, maybe 1ns in 2yrs
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 2:14pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....
Bros I don learn 4rm dis guy story, u nr knw wu u Dey 4low chat ooooooooo
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 2:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I dey go farm b4 wen I ws 13yrs bt I still dey go wen ever I go village, maybe 1ns in 2yrs
good.. We can partner... I want to enter into agriculture...
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 2:49pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
good.. We can partner... I want to enter into agriculture...
Lets chose a name 4 it ist
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Cutehector(m): 3:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Lets chose a name 4 it ist
yeah we should... We can coin both our names to come up with it
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 3:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
Cutehector:
yeah we should... We can coin both our names to come up with it
Am Mudi
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by drnairalov: 3:17pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]With all due respect your Lordship, the accused deserves no bail or option of fine, hitherto, the accused which has been so called, should be referred to as defendant because he is guilty as charged. All attempts to prove innocence beyond reasonable doubt should be denied. This is my plea my Lord.[/size]


Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 3:23pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted
U dey take Origin?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 3:25pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted
I agree never 2 dis-agree
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 3:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted
[size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 3:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]
I knw d truth dt am innocent of dis, I plead nt guilty of all d accusations u levelled against me, I pray u 2 plz temper justice wit mercy
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 3:50pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]
I place u on hold
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 3:52pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

I knw d truth dt am innocent of dis, I plead nt guilty of all d accusations u levelled against me, I pray u 2 plz temper justice wit mercy
[size=20pt]My Lord, with utmost respect, I ask that you disregard this statement by the defendant

Furthermore, the defendant should be charged with contempt, and has pleaded not guilty, having been caught violating the rights of Nairalanders to secure bearable English against unreasonable searches or seizures. Therefore I implore this court not to negate but remember and reference the enlisted sections of warrants stating upon probable cause, which will punish this fellow accordingly.[/size]
chessoss! I never speak grammer for my life like this before. I no even know wetin I dy talk
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 3:57pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:
I place u on hold
every hold over my life! Destroy by fire!
Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:13pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]My Lord, with utmost respect, I ask that you disregard this statement by the defendant

Furthermore, the defendant should be charged with contempt, and has pleaded not guilty, having been caught violating the rights of Nairalanders to secure bearable English against unreasonable searches or seizures. Therefore I implore this court not to negate but remember and reference the enlisted sections of warrants stating upon probable cause, which will punish this fellow accordingly.[/size]
chessoss! I never speak grammer for my life like this before. I no even know wetin I dy talk
Wit my kneels on d ground, my head tied 2 my legs, my hands in d sky, my strength no were 2 b found, bt my voice stands, nd I ll always 4low d law, wat is my offence if I may knw, in Country lik Nigeria freedom of speech is meant 4 all, I thereby charge u 4 violating our constitution which gives room 2 every individual d rite 2 speak .

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