MhizTessy:
Adonbilivit When i see him, i wil know him

Nairaland111:

Bt hv already seen me

Jusmudi:
U never talk d 1 wen carry u com here, na anoda 1 u won enta

Nairaland111:
Ur face look my own wat Oda info do u need

MhizTessy:

Your D. O. B, dats gona clear all doubts

MhizTessy:
Your D. O. B, dats gona clear all doubts

Nairaland111:

U dn't hv a problem, u bad shall

MhizTessy:


Except if you want to be my e-twin

MhizTessy:

You dont have a twin, Hector!!!

Nairaland111:

Hope say our president nr mak u minister of women affair

Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....

Cutehector:
he sure will

Nairaland111:

Bros na d modern world u Dey beg 4 twin, u ar nt meant 4 each Oda Dts all, tank me lera 4 d little contribution, Infact dn't tank me wat a frnds 4?

Nairaland111:

Bros wake up, garri nr dey houz mak we go cassava

Cutehector:
relax... U dnt understand my twinship

Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....

Cutehector:
u sabi use hoe?

Cutehector:
but u can be my twin....

Nairaland111:

Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz I dey go farm b4 wen I ws 13yrs bt I still dey go wen ever I go village, maybe 1ns in 2yrs

Cutehector:
good.. We can partner... I want to enter into agriculture...

Nairaland111:

Lets chose a name 4 it ist

Cutehector:
yeah we should... We can coin both our names to come up with it

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]With all due respect your Lordship, the accused deserves no bail or option of fine, hitherto, the accused which has been so called, should be referred to as defendant because he is guilty as charged. All attempts to prove innocence beyond reasonable doubt should be denied. This is my plea my Lord.[/size]

drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted

drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted

drnairalov:



Objection my client has no case to answer, the charge brought before the court is unconstitutional and repugnant to natural justice. i will plead the court to dismiss and acquit my client. would be grateful if our prayers before the court is granted

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]

Nairaland111:

I knw d truth dt am innocent of dis, I plead nt guilty of all d accusations u levelled against me, I pray u 2 plz temper justice wit mercy

Jusmudi:
I place u on hold

obiorathesubtle:
[size=20pt]My Lord, with utmost respect, I ask that you disregard this statement by the defendant

Furthermore, the defendant should be charged with contempt, and has pleaded not guilty, having been caught violating the rights of Nairalanders to secure bearable English against unreasonable searches or seizures. Therefore I implore this court not to negate but remember and reference the enlisted sections of warrants stating upon probable cause, which will punish this fellow accordingly.[/size] chessoss! I never speak grammer for my life like this before. I no even know wetin I dy talk