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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:14pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
every hold over my life! Destroy by fire!

Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire! Fire!
Ooo, MFM member
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 4:20pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:
Ooo, MFM member
hehehe. No o.
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
hehehe. No o.
C as u shout Nooo

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by drnairalov: 4:33pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

U dey take Origin?

lol yes bro
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:39pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:

lol yes bro
2mrw I won take u go bush bar
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by drnairalov: 4:44pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
[b][size=20pt]objection! Your client, displayed an audacious behaviour towards our common colonial introduced lingua, committed a felony punishable by a far more grave consequence, his gross misconduct, recklessness, extreme demeanour and misconstruction of our staple language should be met by a brick wall of resistance from this court and punishment should be carried out without accepting appeal or plea![/size]


i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u tongue)

grin grin grin

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 4:50pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:


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i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u tongue)

grin grin grin
tongue you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:56pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
tongue you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )
mak I laugh u in chinese hahahahahahLolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhahahahahah, u respect am, I nr go giv u my cousin, am proud of u, kudos u displayed wat I Bliv I can't display
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:


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i refer your lordship to late lord Dennin quote in UAC V. MCFOY (1962) AC 152

"you can't place something on nothing and expect it to stand"

the prosecution are yet to make substantial argument as to why my client should suffer for an offence not recognized by the law. it is a baseless argument and we urge this court to strike out this hearing as this whole exercise by the prosecution is illegal and illogical.

*I rest my case your honour *

*dusting my wig and gown*
(man if there was a judge i don finish u tongue)

grin grin grin
Malaria don kpa-fu-ka ooooooooo, I go giv u 10naira 4 offering 2mrw u tried bt y me Dey even Dey appreciate u? E don reach wen our 3 go get am own chamber
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 4:59pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
tongue you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )
u b warri pikin? C as u use sence dulge d question
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 5:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:

u b warri pikin? C as u use sence dulge d question
na only warri dy get sense??
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 5:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

mak I laugh u in chinese hahahahahahLolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzhhahahahahah, u respect am, I nr go giv u my cousin, am proud of u, kudos u displayed wat I Bliv I can't display
hehe. Go sidan. If your cousin fine wella, I go take am with my good looks, I no need you to gv me am

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 5:04pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
hehe. Go sidan. If your cousin fine wella, I go take am with my good looks, I no need you to gv me am
U dey mak mouth, beauty na her name

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by itstpia8: 5:05pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:
Its some how funny to say because I never new I was chatting wit my cousin in Nairaland. Nairaland has become my 2nd home wen ever am bored, but dn't lik to b a member of the group because of some comments I do see. They always pure insult on innocent people but I always feel @ home in Nairaland because of some comments.
I became a member of this site because of a comment. Afta reading d comment I decided to b a member because I want 2 mak dat person my frnd. Afta registration I decided to search for her name nd wen I saw her name, I surveyed her profile there was Ntnin lik error of closure. I decided 2 take an offset which is her email nd tins started going well as usual. Though she stays in benin while am in Abraka Delta state, she ignored d barrier of distance by comin to abraka. When I saw her, I was already in 11km of the Troposphere because she is naturally beautiful. saving your tim nd my time, I took her home, nd we started gisting nd she told me her Dad is from my village, immediately she told me her Dad is 4rm my village, my heart started dancing in d air, nd going straight to d issue, she called her Dad's name wu hapns to b my uncle, I ws left nicked in my conscience because I could have done smtin bad to my own cousin, I took her 2 my mum wu confirmed her 2 b my cousin. Plz all men nd women in d houz plz always take ur children how to avoid story dt can never change. it ws un4gettable experience 4 me. Today we remain d best in our family

check the membership figures, it says 1.4 million plus members.
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 5:06pm On Nov 14, 2015
itstpia8:

check the membership figures, it says 1.4 million plus members.
I dn't get u
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 5:12pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:

U dey mak mouth, beauty na her name
Lol.connect me to her whether I no go dy date her within 1week
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 5:19pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
Lol.connect me to her whether I no go dy date her within 1week
Na my cousin u won use take do practical?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 5:33pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Na my cousin u won use take do practical?
you no dy use other people cousin do practical?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 5:38pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
you no dy use other people cousin do practical?
Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz u wicked

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Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 5:40pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
you no dy use other people cousin do practical?
Bros e never reach lik dt ooooooooo
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by drnairalov: 5:42pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
tongue you wish. I go beat you hands down. Anyway. Make I just allow you win this one. Seeing it's your first case. (^_^ )

lol tongue tongue
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 5:47pm On Nov 14, 2015
drnairalov:

lol tongue tongue
Nr mind am na so so mouth e dey mak
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 5:56pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:
Bros e never reach lik dt ooooooooo
no ves na. No take me serious
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 6:07pm On Nov 14, 2015
Akposkool:
Please who help me see my cousin sister 's nephew i heard nairaland is now the place to find lost relatives that's why i registered. Lol am just playing.
Op i know how it must have felt after you have fantasized the banging process before meeting her. But thank God you are the discussing type unlike my guy iyke who just goes straight to business
If I catch u en? U nr go Bliv Wetin I go do u Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 6:08pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
no ves na. No take me serious
We go take u serious
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by obiorathesubtle: 6:12pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:
We go take u serious
no vex na. Make I pay fine?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 6:56pm On Nov 14, 2015
obiorathesubtle:
no vex na. Make I pay fine?
Je-su, yes pay 1 million or I grand u bail wit ur sista
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 7:16pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Je-su, yes pay 1 million or I grand u bail wit ur sista
Bros were u dey stay?
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 7:21pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:
Bros were u dey stay?
Hw much u won pay
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 9:58pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

Hw much u won pay
Tel me jor
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Nairaland111(m): 10:00pm On Nov 14, 2015
Jusmudi:
Tel me jor
U nr c am 4 my profile? Abraka Delta state
Re: How I Met My Cousin In Nairaland by Jusmudi(m): 10:01pm On Nov 14, 2015
Nairaland111:

U nr c am 4 my profile? Abraka Delta state
Smiling, na Abraka I still dey ooooooooo

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