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¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Raplinx(m): 7:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX

Voting Criteria
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Opener- 1 point
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Rhymes- 2 points
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Similes/ Metaphors- 2 points
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Punchlines- 3 points
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Personals- 2 point
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Flow- 1 point
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Wordplays- 2 points
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Closer- 1 point

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Rules
- 8 bars max
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- Deadline is 8:30pm,
Saturday, 14th November 2015.
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- Verses should be posted by both battlers on or not later than deadline date.
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- No biting, swaying, stretching, feeding or recycling.
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- No complaining about votes.
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- A no show attracts a ban.
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- No unnecessary comments
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- No smearing comments about any bar OR biting accusations without proof.
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- Whatever you feel is wrong with a bar or verse - please put it in your vote. Vote and state what you found wrong.
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- If there's anything you need to say in defence of your verse please save them for after voting's over.
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- NO argument with established vets OR voters.
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- Battlers should not interject between votes and voters should just vote and leave it like that.
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- Only vets and tagged section posters are allowed to vote.
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-Voting lasts for 24hours
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-Last to check drops first!
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Goodluck!!!
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by NICKLAUZ(m): 7:49pm On Nov 14, 2015
Check in
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 8:02pm On Nov 14, 2015
CHECK IN
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 8:11pm On Nov 14, 2015
AM BAD HOMMIE
YUH BE ON UR KNEELS OGBENI
HAV BEEN BALLIN HARD AFTER THESE SESSION NERXT IS NDANI
I STAY DEEP IN THESE GAME LIKE A GLITCH TEW UR FAME
YUH AND THESE BITCH IN THE KITCHEN ARE ALL ONE IN THE SAME
HOW DO YUH TINK UR WINNING
HOMMIE UR TRIPPING
LIKE FEBRAURY, DUDE UR SHORT OF DAYS
UR SURE YUH WONT BE ABLE TEW KILL ME DUDE
COZ HUNTING AN ELEPHANT IS A CRIME YUH CANNOT COMMIT DUDE
MAMA TELL ME BOY DONT BE RUDE
UR MERE NAME MAKES YUH A HUNGRY FELLOW DUDE
IF I IWASTE ONE MORE FLOW ON UR MATTER U GOTTA GO NUDE
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by NICKLAUZ(m): 8:37pm On Nov 14, 2015
!!!ITz kinq klaus!!!
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*click_clack*!!!
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Freestyle diss @ ify
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Bro u damn uqly no qirls like you/
If ''he ran''!!! Den he'll meet me in d ''middle'' of ''east'' wer ma tech stranqle/
flows deeper dan ''mississippi'' river
''cannon'' av u drop in western qulf/
punches put u behind like u wearin sum kinda best man suit/
u should listen to ur mum when she said!! dont think about ur next battle/
u dont av klaus bars, his 2 dope his verse render dudes/
even tender boos/
his uppercut av u openin ur teeth like u just qot sum medal tooth!!!
Even avatar culdnt bend dah dude!!
U dont av them vets title!!
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You just "dare devil" after a lot of punch? U be losin siqht/
ah slap ur face so much u wish one day u become spy/
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See am so rich av qat an apple laptop buh if e say he qot "apple" to? Na hair cream/
here? Ma qees be stepin on ur blood like it "red carpet" while am waitin 4 headise/
since u are "impo tent" lemme qrap ur wife 2 boobs like "mic" wen am testinq/
u ain photoqenic, monkey must be ur next kin!!!
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Av already said it
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Ah ''cock'' qun like a male chicken/
am cray within/
and u claim hw u slay bitches/
when every thinq i brinq have "him" with upper voice like church choir praisinq jee/
i qrap "arsenal" then "strike" the qeek first/
then we c qon c d "qee rod"/
[grouid]
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u actin like sum real qee!! And u think they q0n qet ur name praise fam?/
Ah wuldnt reply dis if had knw u a ''slave'' in ''19s'' cus ah qet a better chance by suppressin u with K K K/
i beat d karate kid and av d mac spread/
i'll hanq u up like when jackie chan is teachin "will smith" how 2 hanq his jacket/
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Bro u a fucker type/
U better run when the thunder strike/
elbow qat u fainted where i chain u up and put u behind me like am john carter!!!
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Itz the type 2 park ''wall clocks'' cum 2 ''rinq'' just 2 make is baqqin a matter of time/
its like clark seein the blue kryptonite!! i rather cause crime/
how come am brawlin a qee that ain normal!!!
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Claim "kinq" i'll av u ''the pose'' while u dyin behind BARS PLUS ROT|
In here i lead and av d "scots_land" wif ''row bat'' to "bruise" leavin 'u' defeated at BAN NOCK BURN|
i dont care about ur mum all i know is, she's an handicap and av "doh nate" enouqh m0ney from ma heart into her LARGE BOWL|
i dnt need ur PERS BRO!!!
[depose, scotland, bruce, robat]
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Ur life is qettin phucked up/
when u loose? "oral cool" is what u consult/
punches put ur life in "die force" like ureqbe two kobo/
only a true vet qet the true honour/
since ur punchline is the only sleepin "pills" around then u switch to humour/
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U dont phuck with me if u dont av "sede"/
i was tryna use lonq syllable multies then i view ur profile then ur neck qat me trippin/
phuck the qimmick/
when u talk it an0ther way of qettin ur self mimick!!!
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 9:27pm On Nov 14, 2015
Hol up
Hol up
Hol up
NICKLauz
I need to learn how to hold my breath when m choking you, while I give you the flu, spiltin down ur throat droning on my spit, wanna blow it, but she got me off just as he spit on it, You're about to get this MACHETE through your hand like im
fighting FREDDY.
This battle is about to be DEADLY./
Mega boy is about to get killed with the MEGA GUN.
This battle is ALREADY DONE./
You two should just QUIT the battle is ALREADY WON.
You two should FORFEIT before I pull this DEADLY GUN./
You need to act like this is a race and start JOGGING.
We're about to hit no FROGGING./
You TADPOLES need to stop FLEEING.
Because you won't be able to STOP BLEEDING./
Alright it's time that I start EATING and on your brain I'll star, I will wrap ur scraps, feed them on the rats, I learnt from the best, to alays take out the rest, batlle them until they tap out
mmy flow gotta hurt yuh its omor na acidity, am here so the game is witnessing sanity My flow is ungodly, leaving blood on your holy field like
Tyson/
Throw punchlines over your head to leave you with more
"whats?" than
M.Bison/
I don't give a shit if you get it, your hard-lines to me sound
mad soft/
It's hats off in hell when I spit heat like Dhalsim in rap form/
I stand strong when I sense wrong, so even if I'm killed I
demand a
respectful send off/
Cause I bend all the rules when I step forth to create more
street fights
than Capcom/
Slide tackle my opponents till they have no skills to fall back
on/
Navigate the battle field with guile and crack a smile when I
see my prey
start to blunder/
I'm that lyrical hunter with that envy flow watch my victims
turn green like Blanka open, so i think i should go in..........cos dis
boys aint going hard enough like theyve got weak
erection.........they said they've got bars but it aint metallic
for detection...........yall flows are so whack, didnt yall use
your discretion........so if i have battle of you, going for the d
kill is ma intension.......i dont Bleep around only when i use d
cutlery......and if youve got beef pls let it come berries.......s
ee, i aint ready for chit chatter...... i keep dropping flows
you'd think i got a weak bladder...........you can see a master of disguise inSIDE OF
ME.. But shhh... Don't be decieved, when you see the 'playa'
going 'up down up down up down' that ain't the controls..
thats just kitana RIDING ME
I stay deep in this game like a glitch to your fame_
Them and this bitch in the kitchen is one in the sameSo u could copy some COMIC FROM PHANTER n
TOPIC OF ANTHER to act 'wild' or better still COME
WITH SOME LANCER ugly fool we know u were
BORN WITH SOME PANDA n ur 'flow' won't
cause 'global disease' if it were the TROPIC OF
'CANCER'!!
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Raplinx(m): 9:35pm On Nov 14, 2015
Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Adanna28
007Bruce
Funlord
Elymaxiimus
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
Guykhena
MuhdG
Dklef
Dj5naira
Giyazz
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Ur votes needed here.

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Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by henzekido(m): 11:13am On Nov 15, 2015
My vote goest to IFYCALEX

But this battle is so wack as mess
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by henzekido(m): 11:13am On Nov 15, 2015
My vote goest to IFYCALEX

But this battle is so wack as mess
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Nobody: 12:19pm On Nov 15, 2015
The reason why most people might not take y'all serious is coz u didn't arrange it properly...

It all looks rough
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 2:29pm On Nov 15, 2015
Raplinx hommie when is the final result coming, coz after these I want to get a battle with my realrex hommie, my rapmate from childhood Henzikido, Nigga let's battle coz yuh tink these battle is wack, Henzikido I challenge yuh,
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Raplinx(m): 8:48pm On Nov 15, 2015
IFYCALEX:
Raplinx hommie when is the final result coming, coz after these I want to get a battle with my realrex hommie, my rapmate from childhood Henzikido, Nigga let's battle coz yuh tink these battle is wack, Henzikido I challenge yuh,
was dat why he voted u
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by NICKLAUZ(m): 9:27pm On Nov 15, 2015
Raplinx:
was dat why he voted u
raplinx do u taqqd the qee as 1 of the judges?
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Raplinx(m): 9:45pm On Nov 15, 2015
Yo Ninjas, i knw this aint worth it bt pls say something to Newbies let me close this thread.
Emaprince
Alexpissu
Ibime
Reyginius
Airmark
Coogar
Mikuz
Giyazz
Glacierz
Jason21
Joseph1832
Darkenedrebel
Guykhena
Limerick
Krone
Ksslib
CaptAwesome
CaptainCids
Captainflash
Elymaxiimus
Funlord
YoungDaNaval
Obainojazz
JReyez
thunderstorm
Deepthoughts
Dj5naira
Jigsawkillah
Sinizia
Geoxpress
Heywhizzy
Grayline
Gottoboy
Sosiqdude
Liricyst
Obesemf
Sinizia
Supermiy
Dklef
Adanna28
007Bruce
Funlord
Elymaxiimus
Iceskidd
llaykorn
Danbrowndmf
Supermiy
Guykhena
MuhdG
Dklef
Dj5naira
Giyazz
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Nobody: 9:57pm On Nov 15, 2015
the talent is there...all you guys need is polishing
MVGT- Ifycalex
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Dklef(m): 8:27am On Nov 16, 2015
aiit.. its a TIE
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 10:55am On Nov 16, 2015
I WISH ALL THE GEEZ THAT ARE TAGGED AS JUDGES CAN REALLY SPEAK UP HERE COZ WE ARE ALL LEARNING, I TINK AM WINNING THOO
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by Raplinx(m): 7:21pm On Nov 16, 2015
NICKLAUZ - 1
IFYCALEX - 2
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Winner: IEYCALEX
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THREAD CLOSED
Re: ¤¤¤¤NICKLAUZ VS IFYCALEX¤¤¤ by IFYCALEX(m): 10:51pm On Nov 16, 2015
Wow, it really really felt gud and nice, I won my first battle. Tanx Nicklauz, thumb up Raplinx #respect bruh

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