Where is ma mom (lolaby)?

Ahem . . .

yes

sorry 4 u

romade:

bone clogged ya throat

I will use that same bone to beat up your wife a kids until you won't recognize am when you get home in the evening

:-x

Yeah, taxi subari h8ts trouble sha
But how have you been. I haven't been seeing you around lately. Busy with wife and kids?

yes and also doing blabla

Really? So Romade the blind man is also a guru in the bla bla-ring?

Tehehehehehe. . . I can't shout

wetin u xpect? even handicaps like benny and dani fit do why Captain the blind no go fit do?

Naughty buoy

Damn cells in dis dress

Damn Cells in dis dress got UnCloth

Dey gotta UnCloth if dis dress is stressful like sylve

or teissy babie

Neither you, nor the moderator, nor d admin, nor d site hav rested!

oh my!!

Gawd!

Of Seunland!

Very interesting story.

teissys:
After their wedding, the bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"

"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.

And then they made love for the first time.

Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.

Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."

Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."

After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"

The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born fowl.

Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.

She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."

Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!