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Xmas Joke by Naijageak(m): 2:41pm On Nov 29, 2015
Chris & Lizzy were taking a romantic walk down the beach one cool night. Chris grabs lizzy`s hands, draws her close to him, kisses her & says, "Baby! You know I so much love you. There's no one here. It's just us. Let's do WEEWEE CHU. "Lizzy looks around & says, "My love, I don't want to do WEEWEE CHU please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle. "Chris agrees. After a while, Chris asks her again, "Oh baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEE CHU! "Lizzy replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me. I don't want to do it. I just want to be wrapped in your arms. "chris calms down. After a longer while, Chris can't hold it any longer. He says, "My swit heart, its not fair oh! Let's do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since LAST year oh!" Lizzy reluctantly agrees! So Chris immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs her tight, brought out the guitar strapped to his back & they both start singing: "WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! WEEWEECHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!" See ur dirty minds! What were you thinking? Am only trying 2 wish u a merry XMAS in Advance.

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