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Xmas Joke by Naijageak(m): 2:41pm On Nov 29, 2015 |
Chris & Lizzy were taking a romantic walk
down the beach one cool night. Chris grabs
lizzy`s hands, draws her close to him, kisses
her & says, "Baby! You know I
so much love you. There's no one here. It's
just us. Let's do WEEWEE CHU.
"Lizzy looks around & says,
"My love, I don't want to do WEEWEE CHU
please. Let's just hold hands & cuddle.
"Chris agrees.
After a while, Chris asks her again, "Oh
baby! Please my love! Let's do WEEWEE
CHU! "Lizzy replies: "Baby'm, don't rush me.
I don't want to do it. I just want to be
wrapped in your arms. "chris calms down.
After a longer while, Chris can't hold it any
longer. He says, "My swit heart, its not fair
oh! Let's do WEEWEE CHU nah! Since LAST
year oh!" Lizzy reluctantly agrees! So Chris
immediately grabs her closer to him, hugs
her tight, brought out the guitar strapped to
his back & they both start singing:
"WEEWEE CHU A MERRY CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS!
WEEWEECHU A MERRY
CHRISTMAS! AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!"
See ur dirty minds! What
were you thinking? Am only trying 2 wish u a
merry XMAS in Advance. |
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