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|FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by samegold(m): 3:15pm On Dec 04, 2015|
FOOTBALL COMEDY: IF FOOTBALL CLUBS WERE STUDENTS AT THE UNIVERSITY.
Lets use our imagination and assume that some of the football clubs were students in campus. Lets describe the kind of students they are.
BARCELONA would be a beautiful student with amazing grades, envied and loved by everyone, but hated by no one except a class mate known as Real Madrid.
ARSENAL would be a 4 hundred level student, who sits on the 4th bench, in the 4th row, with his four friends, he has money but he didn't buy any new textbook. Who always remind everyone that he doesn’t come first because he doesn't buy grades (trophies) like his fellow class mate known as Chelsea.
REAL MADRID would be that rich student who is brilliant through his wealth, who also loves changing his teacher every semester because he got bored with them but always bulied by his younger brother (ATLETICO MADRID)anytime they face each other..
ATLETICO MADRID would be most arrogant and stubborn student in the campus because he has arrogant mentor and he his brilliant also due to his arrogancy. He likes to bullied his elder brother.
MANCHESTER UNITED would be a student that had a great teacher that helped him a lot. But after the teacher left, he failed badly because the new teacher,the old good one (Ferguson) recommended was not good enough. The problem is, the teacher (Van Gaal) who replaced the teacher who wasn't good enough (Moyes), thinks he is better than all the previous teachers because he was a first class student at the University of Bayern Munich,Uni Barca and Uni Ajax. That was before he got transferred to Manchester University.
MANCHESTER CITY would be that ajebutta student from a rich royal family who buys the best cars (players), has the best equipment, does well in class, but never do well when he goes for Inter-University competitions known as the Champions League.
BAYERN would be that rich student in a poor school called Bundesliga who knows how to do everything. Including buying off grades from his closest competitor known as Dortmund.
LIVERPOOL would be the student of history who thinks he is a genius because he had wonderful grades in his secondary school days. He never walks alone!
SOUTHAMPTON would be that smart, but poor student who does the best home works, but then sell it to his course mates competing for the same position in the same class.
LEICESTER CITY is that good, but poor student who got transferred from a local University (Championship) to an International University known as the Premier League. He is giving the International Students a run for their money
CHELSEA would be the new student with many talents, who is hated by his class mates because he has a rich sugar daddy known as Abramovich and an arrogant father known as Jose Mourinho. He also comes first in his class from time to time. His haters loves shouting his failures and whispering his success like they did when he was top of the class a semester ago.
Test your imagination by telling us what will happen if football clubs were students. Lets have fun!
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|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by donTbone(m): 3:23pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Conclusion: You are a Chelsea fan!
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by MzPecs(f): 3:23pm On Dec 04, 2015|
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by EverestdeBliu(m): 3:24pm On Dec 04, 2015|
donTbone:you got him!
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by samegold(m): 3:24pm On Dec 04, 2015|
Yes I am a Chelsea fan and I'm proud of it. UP BLUES!!!
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by donTbone(m): 3:29pm On Dec 04, 2015|
EverestdeBliu:I never but cant ask why he never included "the guy that refused to defend his
past semester outstanding result by creating a new bad record"
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by donTbone(m): 3:30pm On Dec 04, 2015|
EverestdeBliu:...and the fact that "that it took that same guy 50yrs before he could gain admission
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by wEsOmE(m): 3:32pm On Dec 04, 2015|
OP.. No PSG. ?
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by samegold(m): 3:50pm On Dec 04, 2015|
wEsOmE:You can contribute
|Re: FUNNY: If Football Clubs Were University Students by mannobi(m): 4:02pm On Dec 04, 2015|
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