AMOUNT OF CALORIES BURNED DURING INTIMACY

Everyone knows that sex is a great form of exercise. What isn’t known is exactly how much calorie is burned off right from the moment of pre-intimacy till the climax.
Here is a hilarious breakdown of the estimated amount of energy burned during the various stages of intimacy.
These amounts were estimated from the level of excitement each stage generates in the male participants. During these stages, the excitement increases the heart rate (beats per minute) blood flow is increased, and this process burns energy, measured in calories.

Enjoy!

1.REMOVING HER CLOTHES
With her consent.........................................................12 calories
Without her consent....................................................187 calories

2.OPENING HER BRA
With both hands...........................................................8 calories
With one hand.............................................................12 calories
Using your teeth..........................................................85 calories

3.PUTTING ON A CONDOM
With an erection..........................................................6 calories
Without an erection.....................................................315 calories

4.PRELIMINARIES
Trying to find the clitoris.............................................8 calories
Trying to find the center of gravity......................................92 calories

5.POSITIONS
Missionary...................................................................12 calories
69 lying down..............................................................78 calories
69 standing up.............................................................112 calories
Wheelbarrow...............................................................216 calories
Doggy style.................................................................326 calories
With another man’s wife...............................................1203 calories

6.ORGASMIC
Real.............................................................................112 calories
Faked..........................................................................315 calories

7.POST ORGASM
Lying in bed hugging...................................................18 calories
Getting up immediately................................................36 calories
Explaining why you got out of bed immediately................816 calories

8.GETTING A SECOND ERECTION. IF YOU ARE:
20 - 29 years old.......................................................36 calories
30 - 39 years old.......................................................80 calories
40 - 49 years old.......................................................124 calories
50 - 59 years old.......................................................972 calories
60 - 69 years old.......................................................2916 calories
70 - 79 years old........................................................Results still pending!

9.DRESSING UP AFTERWARDS
Calmly.......................................................................32 calories
In a hurry...................................................................98 calories
With her father knocking at the door...............................1218 calories
With your wife knocking at the door................................3522 calories

So, that's about it. I'm still waiting for my uncle to get a second erection. He's the 70+ years old I used for my research.
If you're getting laid this weekend, you can have an idea of the amount of calorie you are about to burn from the list above.
Have fun. Have responsible fun, and don't dare do it with another man's wife.

Lalasticlala Mynd44 can we have some laughs?

Lol so much calorie shed off when his wife knocks the door....

Advantages of sex is enormous be dat Ooo. Lol


Meanwhile

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Like seriously

KashyBaby:
Lol so much calorie shed off when his wife knocks the door....

Lol,I love your new dp ,how u doing

hayorzzyzx:

Lol,I love your new dp ,how u doing

*blushing* thank u...I am great as always & how you doing?

*still blushing oooo*

KashyBaby:


*blushing* thank u...I am great as always & how you doing?
*still blushing oooo*

I'm fine ,that flattering....lol

Why do married men fear their wives this much?