Dasuki: Grin Grin Grin (phone rings)
Patient Jonathan: Hello, nah who be dat?
Dasuki: Your Excellency sir, good morning.
Patient Jonathan: No be oga dey talk, na me Mama Peace dey talk.
Dasuki: Sorry ma, good morning ma. Na Dasuki dey call ma.
Patient Jonathan: ehn, Morring. Wetin you want?
Dasuki: Dem don arrest me.
Patient Jonathan: Wetin you do?
Dasuki: Dem say I steal $2.1B money meant for ammunition for our soldiers.
Patient Jonathan: Na true?
Dasuki: em em em, I am...
Patient Jonathan: kip kwayeti, na only you waka come?
Dasuki: No be only me o. Dokpesi dey o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey dat AIT man? Wetin him do again?
Dasuki: Him sef get N2.1B from the money.
Patient Jonathan: God catch am!
Dasuki: Bafarawa sef dey here o
Patient Jonathan: Ah ha, Batagata gini? who be dat? wetin him do?
Dasuki: Na our Chief Imam o. Na him collect N4.2B to take organise all the imams for nijiria wey pray for oga for second term o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey we win? No be fake prayer dem do?
Dasuki: I no know ma.
Patient Jonathan: Issorait. shey na all of una dem don carry?
Dasuki: No o, na only three of us.
Patient Jonathan: Three of una, Oritsejafor nko?
Dasuki: Dem never arrest am.
Patient Jonathan: Wat of my father-in-law, Edwin Clarke?
Dasuki: Dem never catch am ma.
Patient Jonathan: Orubebe nko?
Dasuki: E no dey with us but him dey face different trial.
Patient Jonathan: uhm, uhm dis man nko? Okpepe abi wetin dem call am?
Dasuki: Okupe ma. him never join us.
Patient Jonathan: E good like dat. Na so una deceive my husband. God don catch una. My husband no dey o. No call this number again o. (Gbam, phone drop).
Patient Jonathan: (Sitting and thinking), eewo! eewo!!! eewo!!! dis people don kill Nijiria o. Ah, Dia ris God o. Dia ris God o.
Na somebody dream I share

Strictly for laugh. No take am serious oo

Lol

good

Great

A round of applause.

Lol! You follow dream the dream?

Guy u don make my day, u ar jxt gud. U sabi ao 2 put d word 2geda

don't make me laugh...
hehehe...hihihi...hahahaha

Jonah swallow fish, no, fish swallow Jonah............................














There was a swallow of our money sha

Xeedorf:
Dasuki: Grin Grin Grin (phone rings)
Patient Jonathan: Hello, nah who be dat?
Dasuki: Your Excellency sir, good morning.
Patient Jonathan: No be oga dey talk, na me Mama Peace dey talk.
Dasuki: Sorry ma, good morning ma. Na Dasuki dey call ma.
Patient Jonathan: ehn, Morring. Wetin you want?
Dasuki: Dem don arrest me.
Patient Jonathan: Wetin you do?
Dasuki: Dem say I steal $2.1B money meant for ammunition for our soldiers.
Patient Jonathan: Na true?
Dasuki: em em em, I am...
Patient Jonathan: kip kwayeti, na only you waka come?
Dasuki: No be only me o. Dokpesi dey o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey dat AIT man? Wetin him do again?
Dasuki: Him sef get N2.1B from the money.
Patient Jonathan: God catch am!
Dasuki: Bafarawa sef dey here o
Patient Jonathan: Ah ha, Batagata gini? who be dat? wetin him do?
Dasuki: Na our Chief Imam o. Na him collect N4.2B to take organise all the imams for nijiria wey pray for oga for second term o.
Patient Jonathan: Shey we win? No be fake prayer dem do?
Dasuki: I no know ma.
Patient Jonathan: Issorait. shey na all of una dem don carry?
Dasuki: No o, na only three of us.
Patient Jonathan: Three of una, Oritsejafor nko?
Dasuki: Dem never arrest am.
Patient Jonathan: Wat of my father-in-law, Edwin Clarke?
Dasuki: Dem never catch am ma.
Patient Jonathan: Orubebe nko?
Dasuki: E no dey with us but him dey face different trial.
Patient Jonathan: uhm, uhm dis man nko? Okpepe abi wetin dem call am?
Dasuki: Okupe ma. him never join us.
Patient Jonathan: E good like dat. Na so una deceive my husband. God don catch una. My husband no dey o. No call this number again o. (Gbam, phone drop).
Patient Jonathan: (Sitting and thinking), eewo! eewo!!! eewo!!! dis people don kill Nijiria o. Ah, Dia ris God o. Dia ris God o.
Na somebody dream I share

Strictly for laugh. No take am serious oo

correct man... very nice

Lok funny.

Yes funny
Aswear

@op kontinu

Op how you come know all the name of those involved in chopping our money, you follow them chop?

lmao...mad op... apart from leadership probs... Nigerians are the happiest, funniest, bravest ,kindest ppl on earth.#fact

Whaoooo creative OP

Continues after dropping the call...

Mama Peace: Jona! Jona!! Ejona eehh!!

GEJ: Yes darling, wharizit?

Mama Peace: Na Sambo call o

GEJ: Who is Sambo? Dat my VP that year?

Mama Peace: No o, na dat our national secetariate adiviser..

GEJ: ehmm ehmmm you mean national security adviser?

Mama Peace: All join, na dsame thing we dey talk.

GEJ: what dis he say?

Mama Peace: Him talk say Baba yaf arrest him and dat AIT man and that Batamawa.. abi na wetin dem call am sef.

GEJ: Who is Batman?

Mama Peace: Kai Jona boy you can make person laugh ehn No be Batman, na dat awusa man wey collect our money to settle all the Imans naw, remember?

GEJ: Oh! Bafarawa!

Mama Peace: Ehen! Yes. Batamawa..

GEJ: Ah! There is trouble o.. I need to call Abdulsalami and Rev. Kukah fast fast! Ah! This is not part of our agreement with Baba before the election naw..

Mama Peace: Wetin concern dat awusa man with white bia bia for dis mata naw? Me Ayam thanking God say dem don catch all those people wey collect our money chop. All those people's that make I no be fes lady again. Ah! My husband, diarisgod oo.. I think say dem chop our money go free o.. **dancing**

GEJ: Sharap woman! I'm thinking here!

Lol cool

Lwkmd

Correct!

From the book of Buhari 13:22 - For what shall it profit a man to embezzle money for defeating boko haram only to end up in Kirikiri?

My president U are bless, the lord says U should carry on - ayo orisejafor

Abeg go carry him ooooo, wasn't his plane serving as millitary plane to carry weapons

Very hilarious

Dats was funny.

Lmao!!
Frankly, I wish the convo wouldn't end. Was enjoying every bit of it.

Nice one..

Even Patience follow deceive Jonadumbo

Hahaha... am I the only one with a crush on mama peace?

Hilarious but instructive.

funny

These is just made me to remember that Patience Jonathan wailing during the campaign. Frankly speaking it was meaningless to me then.....
I took it as one of their incoherent and illogical sayings of the husband and wife of Jonathan!!!

Patience Jonathan was shouting on top her voice : BETTER VOTE FOR US OR DO YOU WANT YOUR HUSBAND TO GO TO JAIL OR DO YOU WANT TO BE TAKING FOOD TO YOUR HUSBAND IN PRISON