Those Kanye West lyrics hit the nail on the head when they claimed a gold-digging woman won’t mess with a broke man. Heck, it costs a lot to keep her happy. The gold digger in this context can be defined as a woman whose main reason for hooking up is to gain material benefits from the latest sponge she’s dating without any atom of pity 2 his emotion or sexual desires..................."haba, do me I do u man no go vex nah"

It all started in my final year in the university wen I came back from 6 months industrial training (IT) as an Engineering student then...as a broke student from a very humble background, I gave less attention to girls during my earlier levels in school due to the fear of the financial burden attached to dating an average student from my own part of the country....I was equally made to believe that ladies fall easily for final year students especially the "Engine guys" as we were addressed in school.....so all hope was heaped on final year.....a dream come true

As the new academic session started, my joy knew no bound as I was stepping into the much anticipated "final year" level and was equally equipped with reasonable cash saved from my well paid industrial training allowance . I also upgraded my swag with enough stuff like fashion, perfumes, cosmetics,gadgets and equipped my room off campus to a moderate standard backed up with a good cash savings in the bank..........I no try?

Quickly, my searching mode got activated and I started searching for the "love of my life" aggressively like nigeria soldiers searching for boko guys in the sambisa forest....lolz
Without wasting much of my time as an average good looking tall guy, I found chisom, a third year mass communication student of the same university with me in the bank....."Sommy" as I fondly called her was an epitome of beauty,embodiment of knowledge and wisdom,a damsel and most importantly a dazzling diamond to my heart.........

To be continued.....shortly

Lies

Hmmmmmmmm

Come finish ham i go cm tell u whether u dey lie

Sorry......

Relaxin until you continue

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Freemanan:
Lies

lol...just enjoy the story.

Bbsharon:


lol...just enjoy the story.

Okay.

[quote author=Freemanan post=40911866][/quote]Na so bro

As i hear "chisom" I know say problem dey, 90% igbo girls all gold digging bitches, give them 100 yards distance o

Demigods:
As i hear "chisom" I know say problem dey, 90% igbo girls all gold digging bitches, give them 100 yards distance o

Is that d only tin u could deduce from the captivating story?

dammywapes:
Come finish ham i go cm tell u whether u dey lie

Lolz, u be lie detector?

Sommy and I were on the queue to withdraw money from the ATM machine in one of the generation banks on campus. I was standing directly behind her be holding her beauty and appreciating God for his supreme creativity and imagining if others are truly created in God's image and like ness..............hmmmmmmmmmmmm. I was filled with fear and anxiety as I was thinking profusely on how to start a conversation with her......my dear to be sincere with you, the situation exerted much pressure on me, and I started sweating like christmas goat not minding the fact that I was under an air conditioner.

Luckily for me,ATM machine ejected her card with the complain that she had insufficient balance.......as an advanced and experienced "gold digger", she started forming ajebota pikin by crying and shouting...."So mummy has not paid in this money, I am not happy with you mum. In short I hate u mum"......she murmured.....I took advantage of this opportunity to console her, and immediately asked her how much she wanted to withdraw so I could withdraw it for her from my account as I believed that will guarantee my getting her contact without hesitation

Do u know what happened next?....watch out make I sip my cold orijin

adepeter26:
Relaxin until you continue

Hope u re keenly following

greatiyk4u:


Hope u re keenly following

Sure

greatiyk4u:

Lolz, u be lie detector?

make he finish first

I gave her the amount of money she requested, collected her contact and took her out for lunch where we had nice time together.......we discussed many things....she accepted my love proposals and I felt like mehn, I have arrived.
According to her, she was not into any meaningful relationship at that moment but was equally not in a haste to jump into one without caution....she claimed to like me as I was her kind of man but that I shouldn't be in a hurry because we needed time to know ourselves better to avoid regrets.....this made me completely relaxed with her as I submitted all my trust on her thinking I had gotten a decent honest gal that has been my dream....................................

From here on wards, I became her mugu, I was spending to impress her and make sure nobody snatches her from me not knowing that I was investing in an un profiting venture.....when my friends found my predicament, they warned me about the girl but I dismissed their advice thinking it was mere jealousy...........

My eye cleared on the day of her birthday party and that happened after I had written my final degree exam......we planned the party together,choose a good venue in a popular garden in town,went for birthday shopping on my account and other miscellenous expenses.....she told me about her sister and the boy friend with her female friends attending the party so we booked 5 hotel rooms for the guest and one for us.......I didn't hesitate to impress her as she promised me a surprising appreciation for my gestures in bed that night.

I dey come back shortly....................................

Favparis:
Sorry......

Tanx

Thunder go fire chisom left clit if you no complete dis story o..

I hate reading epistle but the lady is beautiful

Do fast Jare!!!! No DE Behave like JEGA .

I don arrive

*flies in with private jet* hfinest has arrived.... gotta learn a few tricks cos I've got one gold differ trynna dog gold where there's no gold... she jez dey whynne herself sha

Op, you can lie fa. So you were sweating like a christmas goat despite the ac at the atm machine?

Was the atm inside the banking hall? Cos me never seen an atm with ac before.

This your lie sef don make me dey doubt if this babe was truly the girl in this story.


In fact, i don dey vex

On the D-day, I went stylishly on my all white outfit with my guys in a car for the birthday bash. shortly, the venue was set, her departmental girls and boys including other guests were gorgeously dressed, with some girls dressed to kill............lolz, I love them looking sexy and stylish
The crazy DJ was doing what he knows best..everybody was excited.

My embarrassment started wen the MC handed over a sheet of paper from the "devil's mail bag" to her and it reads....."Bring out your boy friend, kiss and romance him in the public deeply that other girls here will be envious of your relationship"...........to my greatest surprise, she replied that her boy friend is the shy type and so she paid two thousand Naira for bail out....hmmmmmm, my guys burst out into laughter....na that time I knw say yawa don gas

Time to cut cake and again she called out six people to join her......me, her main boy friend, her sisters and two of her female friends...she later danced with her male class mate
Of younger age...and before you know it she smartly rushed to where I was sitting helplessly with my guys to sit on my laps and flattered me as usual........she then complained to me that her younger sister insisted that they will sleep in the same room, as a result, I should just go home that "our" booked hotel room will be used by she and her siblings assuring me that I shouldn't be bothered as she is from henceforth mine.........story for the gods

Make I no bore u with long story.........watch out for the concluding part soonest

this op sef nah the original gold digger....we sabi ur type!

Gofwane:
Op, you can lie fa. So you were sweating like a christmas goat despite the ac at the atm machine?

Was the atm inside the banking hall? Cos me never seen an atm with ac before.

This your lie sef don make me dey doubt if this babe was truly the girl in this story.


In fact, i don dey vex

UBA banks do have their ATM machine inside air conditioned room even Zenith bank in my area....tanx

ggrin:
I don arrive

Welcome, make sure u park well

evatee:
this op sef nah the original gold digger....we sabi ur type!

Lolz......how?

hfinest1:
*flies in with private jet* hfinest has arrived.... gotta learn a few tricks cos I've got one gold differ trynna dog gold where there's no gold... she jez dey whynne herself sha

Just follow the story and u won't be disappointed