A millionaire property developer has been cleared of raping a teenager after claiming he accidently tripped and fell on her.

Ehsan Abdulaziz, 46, was accused of forcing himself on an 18 year-old-girl who had slept on his sofa in his Maida Vale flat after a night out drinking.

The businessman had already had sex with the teenager’s 24-year-old friend, whom he already knew, in the bedroom and said his penis might have been poking out of his underwear when he fell on the teen.

The young woman said she had woken up in the early hours of the morning, with Mr Abdulaziz on top of her, forcing himself inside her.

He claimed he had gone to see if the young woman wanted a t-shirt to sleep in, or a taxi home. But he said she pulled him on top of her and placed his hand between her legs.

His semen and DNA was found inside the young woman, but he said it was possible he had semen on his hands from having sex with the 24-year-old earlier.

In the evidence, Mr Abdulaziz showed how the girl had put her hand behind his head to pull him towards her, which is how he says he fell.

He said: “I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.”

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/crime/millionaire-ehsan-abdulaziz-who-said-he-accidentally-tripped-and-penetrated-teen-is-cleared-of-rape-a6774946.html

What is this world turning into?
THE MAN DICK MUST BE LIKE A NAIL WITH 100% ACCURACY
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J

no wahala na...... him go mistakenly go jail too

K

We've also gotten to a time where joystick turn to snake and creep abi na fall into lap pot Ok

Lie Muhammad's Mentor.

LMAO
Someone can fall off a bike
But u can't just trip nd fall into a vagina

Lol ... Best joke eva...






Mistakenly fell into her punny... Kai.. Lafffs

Oh my!

Greekgoddess:
LMAO

Someone can fall off a bike

But u can't just trip nd fall into a vagina

The topic made you do more than just smile; it made you laugh your umm out. So, going by your signature, the Arabian defendant is now your priority.

Hahahahahahahahahaha, dis guy has a PHD in lieing

Ur joystick has got mind of it own,detach it an throw it away bfor it would land u in big gobe


i nevr hear say diick dropped inside/on top vj b4 oo

Haaaaaa conji!

abi d girl no wear pant ni,cuz even if he tripped how did it penetrate the pant.

That man is a comedian

Na wa ooo.....mistakenly fell into her! Shey oro niyen...

RickRichards:
Oh my!



The topic made you do more than just smile; it made you laugh your umm out. So, going by your signature, the Arabian defendant is now your priority.

My umm has reduced cos of the laugh

My question may sound dumb, but wat has an Arabian defendant got to do with my signature

Greekgoddess:
My umm has reduced cos of the laugh

My question may sound dumb, but wat has an Arabian defendant got to do with my signature

Lol...your signature reads "Whatever/Whoever makes me smile is my priority"
The defendant's defense made you laugh hard, so he's now your priority. Simples. You really need to review that signature. It's dangerous.

Mistakenly fell into her.
are you frigging kidding me?

RickRichards:

Lol...your signature reads "Whatever/Whoever makes me smile is my priority"
The defendant's defense made you laugh hard, so he's now your priority. Simples. You really need to review that signature. It's dangerous.

U r very funny



Am ok with my signature, am not changing it anytime soon

Funny

This is the most funniest story I've read in 2015 and tha biggest lie of tha year