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Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Twill92: 9:14pm On Dec 18, 2015
IMAGINE IF THE 3 WISE MEN WERE
WOMEN.
1. Dey would have asked 4 directions
instead of
following the star.
2. They would have presented gifts
such as
pampers, powder, feeding bottle,
napkins,
Akamu, cerelac and so on.
3. After leaving one would have told d
other ''did
u see Mary's shoes, they dont match
her dress''.
4. One would av also said ''I heard
Joseph is not
working, he's just an ordinary
capenter. how can
they survive?''
5.Another would av said ''imagine the
kind of
dirty enviroment she deliverd, are they
nt perceiving de
bad odour from de sheep & Goats?''
6. Another would av also said ''the
baby doesn't
even resemble Joseph, was she really
a virgin?''.
7. One would have replied
''Virgin indeed, I knew Mary during
SECONDARY SCHOOL
days nah.What are u telling me.
8. Another would have been
eyeing Joseph.
9. One go de form queen Elizabeth
saying "how
can I enter dis dirty place"?...
CHEI! ..... Gals!!. # LOLZ
SEASON GREETINGS TO YOU ALL
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Solowande(m): 9:38pm On Dec 18, 2015
out of jealousy, another one 4 say, make we go tell igwe herod where d new born king dey
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by bittertalk1993(m): 9:45pm On Dec 18, 2015
Mtcheeeeew, dry joke. Try anoda one.
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by lardeipo(f): 9:47pm On Dec 18, 2015
cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by Securedlife(m): 9:50pm On Dec 18, 2015
hmmmm, thank God am not a lady, though am very very wise
Re: Imagine If The 3 Wise Men Were Women. by bodejohn(m): 10:10pm On Dec 18, 2015
Securedlife:
hmmmm, thank God am not a lady, though am not very very wise

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