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How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by kayswag726: 11:52am On Dec 19, 2015
1.) Ignore Her

Arguably the most difficult. It isn’t easy to ignore someone whom you feel that you’re unable to live without. But you have ignore her! Stop sending love texts and leaving apology voice mails and instead, go cold on her for about a week or more preferable four week, This will undoubtedly make her wonder why you stopped contacting her. This also sparks jealous in the same token as she’ll undoubtedly assume that you’d found another girl,in her mind, she will be like so he did nt love me before,how can he move on so fast,she wont realise she have start missing you.

2.) Facebook Tagging

Assuming your ex has access to seeing your Facebook timeline (whether it be public or you and her are FB friends), start tagging other women in your posts who are hotter than your ex-girlfriend. This’ sure to make her click on the girls’ profiles to see what they are all about. And what is it about them that has your interest,in time she will start stalking your facebook page.

3.) Photos Of Women

Another tip for Facebook or whats app,anywhere she can see it. Upload photos of yourself in the company of other women. Even if its your casual friends make sure they are very beautiful, and have a very bright smile; Upload such photos and you bet that your ex will cry her eyes out at the mere thought of you meeting another woman.

4.) Photos Of Yourself

Ensure that you upload photos of yourself that of you doing fun and interesting things. Refrain from posting photos which depict yourself as being lonely, solemn, downtrodden, stressed, etc. Don’t seek pity! Women do not respond to pity from men! Hence, post photos of yourself at the club, bar or doing something new than what your ex-girlfriend is accustomed to seeing from you. Like- get a new hobby and post pics about it,like you swimming with group of guys and guys,or swimming with dolphin or in the zoo playing with lion,Nigga its at your own risk,if dolphin bite your left yansh abi lion bite your hand,Mah own no dae,na ur own palava

5.) The Occasional Phone call

You always want to remain on her radar in some way or another. You should ignore her for a stretch, but always insert a periodic phone call or text (this’ at least after a week of not contacting her). You’re not calling her to cry over the phone neither to profess your undying love. You’re calling her in good spirits just to catch up shortly. This will always make her wonder as to why you don’t seem sad or even miss her. “Is it another girl in his life”? She will ponder.

6.) Other women

if you’re sure to see her again somewhere (your ex), perhaps at a party or gathering, make sure that she sees you talking to other women. You don’t have to shove your tongue down the throat of another girl to make your ex jealous. Merely talking to another girl in her presence is enough to make her speculate and worried. Doesn’t matter if the other girl is ugly, fat, fatter, shorter, has a mole on her lip, etc, etc, etc. Those things are NOT factored into a jealous woman’s though-processor. In fact, the more unattractive the girl is in comparison to your ex, the more it’ll screw with her as she’ll say to herself, “Why is he talking to an uglier girl? I have more to offer than her”.

7.) Occasional Fake Text

Send a fake text which appears to be intended for another woman like you sent it to her by mistake. e.g “You don’t have to bring any DVD. I’m gonna borrow 1 from someone,see you later ”. Your ex, obviously being unaware of a DVD she was to bring to you,would instantly realize that this text was NOT meant for her but another woman. It’s very innocent and innocuous- but works like a charm. And don’t worry: your ex will not know that this text was a fabrication.She will assume it’s real but it got sent to her by mistake. It’ll instantly make her jealous and 8 in 10 times, she will cal for clarification,just answer and say it was a mistake and greet her casually and hung up,she will start imagining who the girl was,thats where jealous come in.

8.) The Fake Call

Get another girl to call your ex’s phone asking for you…preferably from an unknown number so she cannot be tracked or harassed by your ex. This can be any girl…even your sister…that’s if you have one! Just fabricate a little story to the girl whom you’re gonna utilize for the small task. Not only will this get your ex wondering as to why another woman would call her phone asking for you, but it will prompt her to contact you [presuming she wasn’t before] to inquire about the anomalous and anonymous phone call. You can simply deny knowing anything about it rather than divulging rational information.

9.)Transformation

This is simple,from your way of dressing, good hygiene, nice hair cut, and be happy,so that when next she see you,she wont think you world revolves around her,then she will start imagining how come you have become better,how fast he move on,or is there a girl behind your transformation,then she become jealous

Any guy that is crying over a girl, begging a girl prostrating for her or buying gift for a girl that dump you to take you back,the thunder that will fire you ehn,is still charging in kainji dam,Some Guys keep falling our hand,if you play your game well she will come begging for you to take her back,ypu sef go dae take her do shakara,na so e suppose be

Have a nice day.....
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by orente419: 11:54am On Dec 19, 2015
Modify your topic to how to send your girlfriend into the arms of other guys,.
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by DuchessLily(f): 11:55am On Dec 19, 2015
Immature cheesy
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by vizkiz: 12:07pm On Dec 19, 2015
kids ehn undecided
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by kayswag726: 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
orente419:
Modify your topic to how to send your girlfriend into the arms of other guys,.

Maybe u have a blurring viewi don't knw,check d topic again its ex girlfriend
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by kayswag726: 12:18pm On Dec 19, 2015
DuchessLily:
Immature cheesy
u ar entitled to ur opinion
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by Pheals(f): 12:52pm On Dec 19, 2015
orente419:
Modify your topic to how to send your girlfriend into the arms of other guys,.
Bro Weldon jare..... op sleep a lot
Re: How To Make Your EX Girlfriend Jealous by kayswag726: 2:42pm On Dec 19, 2015
Pheals:
Bro Weldon jare..... op sleep a lot
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