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How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire by wisdom34: 8:30pm On Dec 20, 2015
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL
FIRE:-•
1: Your phone is full of different types
of
porn movies and you have the Holy
Bible in the same device. 2: Your breast has been pressed more
than
the T.V remote in your parlor.
3: You've had sex more than your age
( years).
4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an erection.
5: Your pastor is praying and he says
"First of all" and the first thing that
comes to your mind is "Go down low"
or your pastor is praying and says
"Lord, all I want is your......" and you silently say "Your
waist".
if you fall in any of this category then
you
can't make OUR Heaven unless u
REPENT...

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Re: How To Know If You Have Made Hell Fire by marvwhite: 4:26pm On Dec 30, 2015
wisdom34:
HOW TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE MADE HELL FIRE:-• 1: Your phone is full of different types of porn movies and you have the Holy Bible in the same device. 2: Your breast has been pressed more than the T.V remote in your parlor. 3: You've had sex more than your age ( years). 4: You see a mad woman and you quickly have an erection. 5: Your pastor is praying and he says "First of all" and the first thing that comes to your mind is "Go down low" or your pastor is praying and says "Lord, all I want is your......" and you silently say "Your waist". if you fall in any of this category then you can't make OUR Heaven unless u REPENT...
number 5 gad my laughing

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