1. A girl will make a guy chase her as long as she can't trust him.

2. Never brag in front of her. When you brag in her present, she'll think you are trying to impress her. instead let her brag n try to impress you.

3. Most naija guys are single while most girls are in relationship. This is funny but true, I have a friend who has about 7 girlfriends and these girls are all faithful to him. I'm sure you get my point.

4. Girls like funny guys but most funny guys get friend zoned, except for the smartass funny guys

5. Girls are different, you can't use the same tricks on different girls. Forget it, there re no particular steps in getting any girl. If there are steps to getting every girl, then every guy will not have problem getting a girl. Just know the type of woman you are dealing with then play along and learn from your mistakes.

6. Guess what ,,If you are rich, women will chase you. Anybody telling you that you don't need money to get a woman is a learner. Money is always involved in one way or the other.

7. As a guy,,, your look does not matter much.

8. Beautiful girls are easier to get than the average ones. Only experience guys knows what am talking about.

9. Girls love sex. Most nice guys think girls don't like sex... I'm laughing at those guys now.

10. Yes, bad guys and arrogant/proud guys always get the girls(especially girls with low self esteem). Confident and independent ladies will never fall for the bad guys.

BONUS----- 11. Most guys that re bashing women( especially guys with low self confidence) are really frustrated when it comes to dating

Numbers 6 and 9




Very truestest .. Chei.. No follow babe mouth ooo, else u go fall insyd gutter.. See me formin no sex till marriage gawd wen she is gettin it left right centre from that guy..



Women gawd!

what are you people still looking at me for? get that man a crate of beer for god's sake!!!



oga! can I shake you? people like you are the reason we say ojukwu had died but his manhood lives on.

Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature

Oya prof, go on.

Cutehector:
Numbers 6 and 9




Very truestest .. Chei.. No follow babe mouth ooo, else u go fall insyd gutter.. See me formin no sex till marriage gawd wen she is gettin it left right centre from that guy..



Women gawd!

...That's women for you

Op your head they there

Lolzzz

pls... don't cum here and say no sososo and no sososo are true oooo.... dat shiii spoilt my scroll up keypad

OP u r absolutely correct...

All those 10 tips to get a girl, 7 ways to make any girl fall for you, 14 ways to make her madly in love with you... Fa fa fa Foul!

That shii is trash....

BaebieHot:
Wow num 2. Brag and you are gone like the wind. I find it quite immature

my brothers and sisters this girl can liee.

Cholls:
my brothers and sisters this girl can liee.

Ok

Mtcheeew @ no 3

nice one

Op na teeeey bros for this game..

Summary is that the more complicated something is the simpler it is.

Observed that:
No complete romance without complete finance( dnt blame d ladies)
Most naija ladies are very myopic in a relationship

Noted

Wao I finally met a female Naira Lander physically yesterday.

Wao I finally met a female Naira Lander physically yesterday. It wz fun. Warri for life joor

When will Seun do EndOfYearGiveaway 4 we nairalanders?diaris god oo...

11 is the real deal my brother,True Talk
even lalasticlala will agree

Same old sh!t reworded

Meaning

true Talk especially the money part!!!



Ladies and money are like bread and butter or myd44 and banning



A lady only dumps broke dudes

I dnt need to read the rest after reading number 6

remember



























































these hoes ain't loyal

Kasahamu

Ok

No 8..

So true.. The uglier the sadder

The more beautiful, the least chased.

I love my gf

American relationship:

Day1: go on a date
Day2: Toast and agree + Kiss
Day3: Sex

Naija relationship
Day1: Toast
Day2: Toast again but girl ask for date first
Day3: go on a date and toast again
Day4: Toast again, girl says no
Day5: Toast again, girl say no again
Day6: Toast again, girl say she will think about it
Day7: Girl is still thinking
Day8: Girl finally says yes
Day9: Try to hug but failed
Day10: Hug
Day11: Try to kiss but failed
Day12: Try to kiss again but girl only pecks
Day13: Finally kiss
Day14: Try to press boobs but failed
Day15: Try to press boobs again but girl only allow to press inside bra
Day16: Finally press and sucks boobs
Day17: Try to have sex but failed
Dayb18: Try to have sex again but failed
Day19: Try sex again and fail again
Day20: Still try to have sex and failed again
Day21: Guy forced girl, she later pity him and have sex
Day22: Girl says he raped her
Day22: Police arrest boy for rape and Linda Ikeji post it on her blog, viviangist copied it and post it on Nairaland, lalasticla.la move it to frontpage. Guy's name is ruined forever and probably go to jail if found guilty.

Naija girl... I carry nyansh for you o