ROOMANCELANDERS MATHEMATICS EXAM PAPER Time: 2Hrs 30MINS

INSTRUCTIONS: ATTEMPT ALL QUESTIONS

ALL QUESTIONS CARRY EQUAL MARKS

1. You have dated a girl for 2 years, eventually she drops you for another guy. Calculate the percentage of time wasted. (20mks)

2. You bought a phone for your girlfriend and she gave it to another guy. Using Trigonometric identities, Derive a general formula for this type of love. (20mks)

3. (For Boys) You're dating around 15 girls and every girl is demanding for a Samsung Galaxy and an iPhone 6s a) Plot a graph of girls against prices of phones. (15mks)
B-) Use your graph to estimate your future poverty (5mks)

4. You are dating peoples' sisters yet you don't want to see any guy with your sister. Calculate the Percentage Error in your Thinking Capacity.

5. You are a civil servant, your wife is a petty trader, your combined household income is less than 350k. Your daughter who is awaiting UME result is using iPhone 6s and Samsung Galaxy both worth 350k...
Calculate the Percentage of your Parental Negligence.

6. (For girls) You're a girl and you have dated 20 guys with hard labor, use the law of deminishing Return to calculate the substance that will be left for your husband to enjoy.

7. U Cant Give Ur Wife 1k For A Pot Of Soup, Bt U Spend Over 10k In Bars Nd Resturant. Calculate D Radius Of Ur Stupidity,Take π=3.142(200mks)

Good luck!

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And later people'll still say they shouldn't ban weed

Adonis3:
And later people'll still say they shouldn't ban weed

So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

And someone sat down to write this.........No no ur stupidity in from within

signature2012:
So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

Only weed can make u write that

signature2012:
So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

Only weed can make u write that

signature2012:
So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

Only weed can make u write that

signature2012:
So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

Only weed can make u write that

signature2012:
So tell me,how does weed concern this thread?

Only weed can make u write that

Adonis3:


Only weed can make u write that

With the repetition of my mentions,it shows your are from a weed smoking family.

starwar:
And someone sat down to write this.........No no ur stupidity in from within

If you inherited stupidity,that does not mean others will be as stupid as u are.

Get the Bleep of nitwit.

very funny

Adonis3:
And later people'll still say they shouldn't ban weed

Lol

@op nice work. To sit and make the construction then thumb up.

Answers coming up.....

op is highly high on creativity

dmola:
very funny

Really? Was expecting you to solve @ least a question nah

smsshola:
@op nice work. To sit and make the construction then thumb up.

Thanks....come back and solve @ least a question.

AnakinSkywalker:



Answers coming up.....

I dey expect the answers jare....

joliyp:
op is highly high on creativity

Thanks for that.As a lady,i know you can answer all the questions correctly.

signature2012:

Really? Was expecting you to solve @ least a question nah

I hate calculation bt I love counting moni

@Op abeg give me four-figure table and math set... Time no dey

signature2012:


If you inherited stupidity,that does not mean others will be as stupid as u are.

Get the Bleep of nitwit.

So what makes u different for me now....Ode oshii

starwar:
So what makes u different for(from) me now....Ode oshii

Ekpa oshi..

Wen dey tell u to go school,u no go,na weed u dey smoke

Brilliant!
If u no do kwarshiorkor furtherMaths,u no go sabi dis 1

signature2012:


Thanks for that.As a lady,i know you can answer all the questions correctly.

no

signature2012:


Ekpa oshi..

W(h)en d(th)ey tell u(you) to go school,u(you)no go,na weed u dey smoke

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Ekpa oshi..
you see say we be same thing....hahaha