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2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 9:04am On Dec 29, 2015
2016 Prophecies for Joblanders!

No doubt, 2015 has been a awesome year for many joblanders, many got a new well paying jobs, some switched jobs from low paying to well paying jobs, some where deceived by GNLD and other job scammers on NL(make I no mention names), others like me still on the pathway to getting their dream jobs(surulere)grin
As i was eating cold Eba and parboiled egusi soup yesterday night sad , I went in to a trance and saw some prophecies concerning joblanders. I was quipped, vivacious and crestfallen about some of the revelations.
Here is a summary of what was revealed:

1. Many joblanders will get married in 2016 (especially those in the job section chat room, lemme not start mentioning names grin)

2. There will be a lot of Federal job recruitment in 2016 ( e.g Nigeria Prison Service) grin

3. Many Joblanders will get high paying jobs in 2016 cheesy grin

4. GNLD will come in many names to deceive joblanders in 2016 (moderators take note) sad

5. PWC will recruit this year ( many were disappointed this year because PWC didn't recruit) grin

6. Some people will be beaten and handcuffs for gatecrashing army, navy and airforce recruitment in 2016 grin

7. So many companies will recruit in 2016 cheesy( banks, fmcg coys, o&g coys etc)

Feel free to add yours! grin cheesy sad

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Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jaymejate: 9:26am On Dec 29, 2015
I think some people should stop watching "Legend of the Job Seeker" undecided

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Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ambassadorgozie(m): 9:29am On Dec 29, 2015
lol
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ksstroud: 9:34am On Dec 29, 2015
grin grin grin grin
Jazinogold... Well lemme tell you this, if you search deeply, I think you just discovered your talent cum #Calling....
Please do start up a ministry, I can surely serve as your secretary plus accountant grin grin
Being a prophet is a very lucrative job, better than O&G gigs...

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Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ProudOlodo: 10:47am On Dec 29, 2015
I never knew eba and egusi soup also have that property of stimulating trans-world spiritual connections grin I think the official Jobland Shaman has just been found

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Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 11:44am On Dec 29, 2015
hehehe!
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 11:45am On Dec 29, 2015
jaymejate:
I think some people should stop watching "Legend of the Job Seeker" undecided
really?
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jaymejate: 3:19pm On Dec 29, 2015
jazinogold:
really?

Bros abeg, you studied Geology for Uniben abi? This your brother needs your advice o.

I'm doing geology also for poly. Almost through, it's not easy anyway. I'm now planning to go for my degree in uni.

My question is, after graduation with good grade. What is the Chance of getting job or Job opportunity. Cos that evil spirit de tell me say make i swerve
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 4:02pm On Dec 29, 2015
jaymejate:


Bros abeg, you studied Geology for Uniben abi? This your brother needs your advice o.

I'm doing geology also for poly. Almost through, it's not easy anyway. I'm now planning to go for my degree in uni.

My question is, after graduation with good grade. What is the Chance of getting job or Job opportunity. Cos that evil spirit de tell me say make i swerve
you have high chances of getting a job only if you don't restrict ur job search to oil coys alone! ur 2.1 will gv u opportunity to knock on many doors! grace will unlock the door for you!
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jaymejate: 4:20pm On Dec 29, 2015
jazinogold:
you have high chances of getting a job only if you don't restrict ur job search to oil coys alone! ur 2.1 will gv u opportunity to knock on many doors! grace will unlock the door for you just as the case of rationalmind,ksstroud, davide470

Thank you egbon
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ksstroud: 4:29pm On Dec 29, 2015
jazinogold:
you have high chances of getting a job only if you don't restrict ur job search to oil coys alone! ur 2.1 will gv u opportunity to knock on many doors! grace will unlock the door for you just as the case of rationalmind,ksstroud, davide470

Amen to the prayers.... But mentioning me alongside with those comentioned dudes is not balanced...
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by PascalJ(m): 7:48pm On Dec 29, 2015
End time Prophecy and Prophets
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by butanep(m): 8:21pm On Dec 29, 2015
I just came to read comments...



Jazino keep on...
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 9:19pm On Dec 29, 2015
butanep:
I just came to read comments...



Jazino keep on...
grin grin grin

biggest boss!
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by davide470(m): 6:01pm On Dec 30, 2015
End time Prophecy! cheesy
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 7:17pm On Dec 30, 2015
2016 go make sense sha grin
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by Jamean(f): 9:36pm On Dec 30, 2015
davide470:
End time Prophecy! cheesy
You too angry Agbaya tongue
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by Jamean(f): 9:40pm On Dec 30, 2015
jazinogold:
2016 Prophecies

1. Many joblanders will get married in 2016 (especially those in the job section chat room, lemme not start mentioning names grin)



bia babe... come and mention names o! Will they marry themselves or other people
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by eipreel(f): 10:25pm On Dec 30, 2015
Bros as you no come get work na to turn prophet remain undecided grin
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ksstroud: 11:20pm On Dec 30, 2015
eipreel:
Bros as you no come get work na to turn prophet remain undecided grin

What other work can be greater than prophethood... You mean he needs job not work grin
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by eipreel(f): 11:22pm On Dec 30, 2015
ksstroud:


What other work can be greater than prophethood... You mean he needs job not work grin
Work not job angry he has a job already undecided
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by ksstroud: 11:27pm On Dec 30, 2015
eipreel:

Work not job angry he has a job already undecided

And who says he doesn't have job... No be person dey Halliburton that still needs job... undecided undecided undecided
You wan reason my own abi tongue tongue
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 4:26am On Dec 31, 2015
who go define job and work for us?
grin
Re: 2016 Prophecy For Joblanders by jazinogold(m): 2:58pm On May 12, 2016
shocked

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