Sincerely, People should be wiser than this crap.
How can you said a tortoise intended to kill the woman? With what? It's leg or mouth? How fast can it walk?

All these fake publicity stunt in the name of gospel saaaaaa

The heart of man is desperately wicked!!

WTF?!!! WHAT THE ABSOLUTE TRIPLE FVCK IS WRONG WITH SOME PEOPLE?
WOW!!!
Buhari pls pls pls make education compulsory fro Nigerians oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo my people wallow in ignorance and stupidity!!!!!!!

wow and double wow!!!
what a thread!! what nonsense!!! poor turtle will be killed by idi0tic people now!!!

I didn't knw dat they have started opening caprice at the middle

Lol no mind them,I mean who cuts a bag of rice from the middle?

Seun:
What's that person's name.page? How did the person know who the tortoise intended to kill? Did the tortoise talk to him about it?

Lol@ Christians, their paranoi and their Frauds.

pretydiva:
How did d person know dat dere was a tortoise inside d rice. Was d tortoise on top of d rice,or was it inside ..

The story nor complete abeg

Smart thinking, exactly my own question too.

Defamation of character how can that animal kill a person with gun or knife the way tortoise looks makes me thinks he is wrongly accused of all those things we read in folklore stories

D tortoise may not be the problem ...but its the red cloth beside it that am afraid of

jmaxjohn:


Hw long do u expect a water creature to survive in a tight air locked BAG OF RICE. Gal open ur brain.
How fast can dat tin move dat it wants to kill someone?
Fake shitty publicity stunt.
I don't even c a single grain of rice sticking out of d shell of dat tortoise. Rubbish.
Nigerians can let themselves b blinded sha.

If i wan kill person, na tortoise i go become?

Tortoise are notoriously resilient creatures. There was an article in the uk telegraph of one that survived in a locked store room for 30 years.

MrBLING:


Tortoise are notoriously resilient creatures. There was an article in the uk telegraph of one that survived in a locked store room for 30 years.

Brilliant. Store ROOM. Not a bag of rice.
Not that i don't agree with u, but let's nt start to think how a tortoise got in der in d 1st place.

jmaxjohn:


Hw long do u expect a water creature to survive in a tight air locked BAG OF RICE. Gal open ur brain.
How fast can dat tin move dat it wants to kill someone?
Fake shitty publicity stunt.
I don't even c a single grain of rice sticking out of d shell of dat tortoise. Rubbish.
Nigerians can let themselves b blinded sha.

If i wan kill person, na tortoise i go become?

I feel and agree with you. Sincerely, this kind of post and comments make me wonder whether we still use the lovely facility that God gave us to think at all?
Its a BIG PITY, our thinking is so clouded.

See meat for stew

After all no be crime or even sin to chop tortoise, make dem fetch small rice from that bag use the tortoise prepare correct thick stew come use cold star wash am down

jmaxjohn:


Hw long do u expect a water creature to survive in a tight air locked BAG OF RICE. Gal open ur brain.
How fast can dat tin move dat it wants to kill someone?
Fake shitty publicity stunt.
I don't even c a single grain of rice sticking out of d shell of dat tortoise. Rubbish.
Nigerians can let themselves b blinded sha.

If i wan kill person, na tortoise i go become?

Sigh

Keneking:
Where is lalasticlala sef

When you subject some dericas of this parboiled rice in hot water, all dark forces embedded in it by the tortoise would escape via steam in the pot.

looool

hmuhammad:
After all no be crime or even sin to chop tortoise, make dem fetch small rice from that bag use the tortoise prepare correct thick stew come use cold star wash am down

Killing a tortoise for food is wasteful. They reproduce very slowly and their meat is probably not even tasty. They can live longer than us.

hmuhammad:
After all no be crime or even sin to chop tortoise, make dem fetch small rice from that bag use the tortoise prepare correct thick stew come use cold star wash am down

Lol. Den send whatsapp message to d witches 4 village sey we don chop deir tortoise o.

Primitive people. Rice is an semi-aquatic/marshland grain. Is it too much to believe that it shares the same habitat with the humble tortoise and so can be trapped in the cultivation and processing of the cereal. What exactly is wrong with us as a people. Are we cursed never to use our minds positively.

A pastor has just advertised hos church to gullible minds. It is cheaper to 'waste' a N3000 bag of rice than to advertise for N300,000 in a newspaper many will not read.

Reference:
Primitive people. Rice is an semi-aquatic/marshland grain. Is it too much to believe that it shares the same habitat with the humble tortoise and so can be trapped in the cultivation and processing of the cereal. What exactly is wrong with us as a people. Are we cursed never to use our minds positively.

wat abt the red cloth, Just pray this wickedness doesnt get close to you. it is real. Wat abt those hen and bowls with food u see sometimes at T junctions. I hve seen a vulture at the front of someones shop with a red small rope.

The tortoise is even looking like Santa clues with d red cloth

God bless you! Daz all

jmaxjohn:
Fake shii. Na middle una dey open una own newly bought bag of rice abi

Seun:
How did the person know who the tortoise intended to kill? Did the tortoise talk to him/her about it?

its an evil world and wisdom is important when you encounter such

abercrombie:
reacieve brain....haba

na for middle u de take open bag of rice?

insycarc:

wat abt the red cloth, Just pray this wickedness doesnt get close to you. it is real. Wat abt those hen and bowls with food u see sometimes at T junctions. I hve seen a vulture at the front of someones shop with a red small rope.

And you see a vulture in front of a shop with red rope....and I say.....SO WHAT. You call it evil. I call it nature. What you think, say and then do is a product of what is in you. As a Christian my mind and mindset is not a canvass for the devil to paint any picture he desires. I see all God's creatures as good so I have never and can never be subject to evil influences. That is a tortoise I see, period. You kill it, you destroy God's creations and are in cahoots with whatever is destroying the planet, its people and its humanity.

Romans 12:2

Seun:
Killing a tortoise for food is wasteful. They reproduce very slowly and their meat is probably not even tasty. They can live longer than us.

If I am violating a rule,I apologize in advance.

I did not know how to pass this across so I felt I should try this medium.

I think you should try the idea of numbering comments so that in this way,we don't get to see people quoting lengthy epistles just to make a small point as we see on f.p these days.Through this,numbered comments could also work like mentions e.g if I want to quote Seun over a post he made,rather than quote the whole text [especially if it is a long one],I could just try "@16:" if your comment happens to be the 16th one.

You may only enforce this rule for comments that exceed a particular word count e.g 300 words & above etc.


I may not be seeing the big picture here,but if there is a flaw in my reasoning I'd appreciate if you can point it out.


Compliments of the season!

auntysimbiat:
HUMAN BEING N EVIL .. na wa oo

**Fool*** This one na photoshop

Seun:
Killing a tortoise for food is wasteful. They reproduce very slowly and their meat is probably not even tasty. They can live longer than us.

u use to talk like cortana...as if u program

Reference:


And you see a vulture in front of a shop with red rope....and I say.....SO WHAT. You call it evil. I call it nature. What you think, say and then do is a product of what is in you. As a Christian my mind and mindset is not a canvass for the devil to paint any picture he desires. I see all God's creatures as good so I have never and can never be subject to evil influences. That is a tortoise I see, period. You kill it, you destroy God's creations and are in cahoots with whatever is destroying the planet, its people and its humanity.

Romans 12:2

sêeing a white hen tied with red cloth at the t junction is nature. an owl flew into the church on 31st of december is normaal. Guy you never see anything i swear. Juju is real, Just as Christ is real

the story is so fake and ridiculous. nigerians shaa.