It is common place to have prophets and some religious men make prophecies and predictions at the beginning of every year. Some are fulfilled while others appear to be wild calculated guesses.

Well, I believe some people here can make such prophecies or better still can make good guesses too. So if you have your prophecies for this new year 2016, please share with Nairalanders.

Over to the Nairaland Prophets.

NB: abeg no just prophecy doom oo

(1)Rain will fall
(2)Sun will shine
(3)Some people will die
(4)Lots of sex will be had this year!(lots i meN)
(5)Haters will hate
(6)I see lots of people getting marries
(7)Many girls will do abortions
( September will come immediately August,so please be prepared
(9)People will wildraw money through ATM Machines
(10) Your banks and service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless sms.pray that God should punish them
(11)There will b mr/miss nairaland contest
(12)I see lots of roads accident,pray that dis isnt our portion
(13)prominent people will die
(14)Many politicians would decamp from one party to the other
(15)There will be many break ups nd hook ups
(16)Buhari will be 74yrs
(17)Somebody is getting a job this year
(18)Dangote will make money
(19)Couples who has long waited,getting a child/children
(20)Finally...i see lots of alerts this year....people wil receive both debit and credit alerts

many will make mis-steps.

olowookerekemi:
(1)Rain will fall
(2)Sun will shine
(3)Some people will die
(4)Lots of sex will be had this year!(lots i meN)
(5)Haters will hate
(6)I see lots of people getting marries
(7)Many girls will do abortions
( September will come immediately August,so please be prepared
(9)People will wildraw money through ATM Machines
(10) Your banks and service provider will collaborate to be sending you useless sms.pray that God should punish them
(11)There will b mr/miss nairaland contest
(12)I see lots of roads accident,pray that dis isnt our portion
(13)prominent people will die
(14)Many politicians would decamp from one party to the other
(15)There will be many break ups nd hook ups
(16)Buhari will be 74yrs
(17)Somebody is getting a job this year
(18)Dangote will make money
(19)Couples who has long waited,getting a child/children
(20)Finally...i see lots of alerts this year....people wil receive both debit and credit alerts

Funny guy

aspabay:

Funny guy

aspabay:

Funny guyguy keh!!!