BEWARE!
My people, pls, be very careful these last
days o...
This happened to me last night when i
returned home....My face oooooooo, I can't believe
what just happened to me, Wonders they always say
shall never end. I was standing in front of the
entrance of my house to open the gate so I can go in.
Then a woman came and told me that she knows me,
that she has met me before. So I was like I can't really
recall where and when I met you, anyway,
please remind me. Then the woman said that she had
met me in a conference in Abia State, Umuahia,

in February to be precise. Oops! Madam, I
have never been to Abia State this ye......that was my
reply.
Before I could complete the statement,

I heard "TAWAI -TAWAI", A very hot slap on my face,
if
the temperature of that slap was to be measured, it
will be around 2000C. I felt so confused, at first
I thought the slap was from a man, I looked behind
her to see if there was another person behind her,
but there was none. I tried to ask her what
I have done, I was trying to apologize, sorry Ma for
not recalling your name ‘TAWAI!’ the hot
slap came for the Second time!!! I couldn't bear it any
longer.

I regretted not releasing my dogs in the
morning.

I held the woman's hair & started pulling her legs.
I pulled and pulled, stretched and stretched her legs
then pulled again just as am pulling your legs now.
Kaiiiii!


U too like gist oooooooo. See as u
dey serious dey read am... Just want to say, we shall
all witness 2016 in happy mood.. Can someone say
Amen…

Since you make me read this gist,that slap must happen to you for your dream....lol.

See your self...??

hope u don get d slap for dream! face like horror film poster! lol

jopretty:
Since you make me read this gist,that slap must happen to you for your dream....lol.

I wish you the same! Lol


Abeg Lalasticala come see ooh

PromiseJonah:


I wish you the same! Lol


Abeg Lalasticala come see ooh

hahahaahhahaa, infact na frying pan them go use slap you the slap.

What message are you trying to send? you must be silly

what post are you trying to read infact you must be sick

smartograpy:
What message are you trying to send? you must be silly

seems like you're the woman you look retty much like her lol

jopretty:
hahahaahhahaa, infact na frying pan them go use slap you the slap.