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| Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball by biola44: 2:46pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
A man staggers into an emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally, the doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around, noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife’s monogram on it– stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt.” “That’s when I made my big mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the doctor. “Well, I lifted the cow’s tail again and yelled to my wife, “Hey, this looks like yours!” “I don’t remember much after that |
| Re: Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball by Abbygyal(f): 2:53pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
lol |
| Re: Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball by steve49ja(m): 3:10pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
What exactly looks like hers? The Golf ball or The Cow's Asshole   |
| Re: Honey, I Found Your Golf Ball by biola44: 3:41pm On Jun 16, 2009 |
steve49ja:d golf ball stuck in d cow's asshole  |
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