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The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by biola44: 4:35pm On Jun 16, 2009
While visiting England, George W. Bush is invited to tea with the Queen. In conversation, he asks her what her leadership philosophy is. She says she surround sherself with intelligent people, which helps her to make wise decisions. He asks how she knows if the people around her are intelligent. “I do so by asking them the right questions,” says the Queen.

“Allow me to demonstrate.” She phones Tony Blair and asks, “Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?”

Tony Blair responds, “It’s me, ma’am.”

“Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir,” says the Queen. She hangs up and says, “Did you get that, Mr. Bush?”

“Yes ma’am. Thanks a lot. I’ll definitely be using that!”

Upon returning to Washington, he decides he’d better put the Chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee to the test. He summons Jesse Helms to the White House and says, “Senator Helms, I wonder if you can answer a question for me.”

“Why, of course, sir. What’s on your mind?”

“Umm, so like… your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?”

Helms onders the question for several minutes and finally asks, “Can I think about it and get back to you?” Bush agrees, and Helms leaves. He immediately calls a meeting with the other senior senators and they puzzle over the question for several hours but nobody can come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Helms calls Colin Powell at the State Department and explains his problem.

“Now look here Mr. Powell, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?” Colin answers immediately, “It’s me of course, you dumb ass.”

Much relieved, Helms rushes back to the White House and exclaims, “I know the answer, sir! I know who it is! It’s Colin Powell!” And Bush replies in disgust, “Wrong you dumb ass, It’s Tony Blair!”
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by romsky: 4:38pm On Jun 16, 2009
just fix dis tyns together on one thread so it can live long
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by biola44: 4:52pm On Jun 16, 2009
ok
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by romsky: 4:54pm On Jun 16, 2009
wink
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by blissieng(f): 4:58pm On Jun 16, 2009
biola, carry go jare. Nothing do you! no mind Roaming; na so so roam him dey roam.
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by romsky: 4:59pm On Jun 16, 2009
bad belle ble u know if his post are 2geda u can always refer to the one in question
scattered about lyk urs & dani has a ryt to lock up d thread
reason without beefing
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by blissieng(f): 5:11pm On Jun 16, 2009
bu ha ha. . .

I dont know why u always act like I'm serioius; even after telling you one million times otherwise,

You need hearing/reading aid?
Re: The Queen’s Intelligence Quiz by romsky: 5:21pm On Jun 16, 2009
if person take anytyn in this forum serious he go commit suicide be dat

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