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D Difference Btw An American And Nigerian Facebook Post! by deebee13(f): 11:14am On Jan 07, 2016
AMERICAN FACEBOOK POST:


ANGELA GRANT'S POST:-
I love my husband so much and I can do anything to please him. But I am also lusting after his brother, what should I do folks?

COMMENTS:

WILLIAM HALE:
I think you need to talk to ur husband about it, because marriage is all about communication.

VANESSA DRINKWATER:
Oh dear! I have bin in ur shoes before. I had to wake up and face the fact that i'm married.

SOPHIA WOODS:
Talk to your husband and ask him to do the things you find attractive in his brother. That ought to save the marriage.

TRACY BAMBY:
Awwwwww love...Get urself a nice cuppa tea...it'll sooth away that burning ache you feel for his brother...oh and don't forget to watch Oprah later...*hugz hun*

NOW CHECK OUT THE NIGERIAN POST

RAMATOU IDEMUDIA'S POST:
I live with my husband and two daughters...anytime my brother-in-law comes to visit, I feel the urge to be with him instead. I need advice please.

COMMENTS:

TITILAYO KURUKERE:
Ashawo!... no wonder u can't even give the poor man a son...so so daughters *mtcheeew*

DAMILOLA GBADAMOSI:
Oloshi leleyi, your brother-in-law ke

AMAKA EDE:
You are a disgrace to ur family and all women. May his tin get stuck in ur tin, Jezebel!!!

BORNBOY THE BIGBOY:
You are just too cute. I love u, my BB pin is 22AA22BBC... please add me so I can take care of u when my containers arrive from high and low seas. Bebi leave ya husband lemme show you the life!

MOHAMMADU BELLO:
This is all President GEJ's fault

EKAITE AKPAN:
@Muhd you are mad...it is Buhari's fault... u he-goat! In fact, I don't even know why I'm talking to u sef...ILLITERATE

MR SMITH (Confused American on the friends list):
Huh?

AMINU GAIDA:
May Allah forgive u

AISHATU YAYA:
It's not ya fault...shey is the man that decided to put ring on ya finger...there are plenty good women around but he decided to choose u. Useless ojukokoro!

ADEBIYI OJO:
Abeg is anyone coming to London? I need someone to bring me some crayfish, it's urgent!

PATRICK OBAHIAGBON:
The enormity of this crinkun-crakun will bring about Armageddonrial end to the fiscal polistikum edificacy of the I do..I don't of the marriage!!!

Cc: Lalasticlala

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Re: D Difference Btw An American And Nigerian Facebook Post! by amnesty7: 11:27am On Jan 07, 2016
So u want her to discuss such an issue wit her husband as advised by the Americans? Are you for real?

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Re: D Difference Btw An American And Nigerian Facebook Post! by Omobolaji01: 11:28am On Jan 07, 2016
Lol, Lobatan!

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