Demmocrats:
1. Sai Baba: Buhari loyalist
2. Hilarious: even when the joke is as dry as pampers
3. Biafraudd, Southwest
4. Wailing wailers

5. Add yours

Hahaha...
Guy, leave trash for LAWMA.

electrify:


Hahaha...
Guy, leave trash for LAWMA.

True talk bro

I don lost tey tey, so na de meaning be this. chisos. Alright. Lalasticala nko o......... Nairalanders you are the best.

What is smh

SMH_ Shaking My Head

Association of Name checkers Nko?

Alanjeffy:
Lasisi69 my guy finally on FP...


End time presido

boss, I bin dey look everywhere for u.... What's up

Aminat508:
Lasisi69

fine gal....

TTC - 36th To Comment!

TonyeBarcanister = chameleon.

5%= a`nwer wailers from the east.

Dullard.ilho = Buhari .

Ekpa= Festus Kayemo abi that APC SAN.

Passinshot = Buhari's e-activist.

lalasticalala= put the post on front page.

cc; lalasticalala = pls put this post on front page.


---- you can add yours.

Uwa afid meaning nonsense

DASUKI means a cheerful giver or Father Christmas.

Y'all forgot LMFM

Can anyone say what it means?

By the way

What about STFU??

ETTT: End time ti takeover.

ZM: Zombie masturbators.

IWF: International Wailers Forum.

Una no dey sleep

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GreatYinkus:
What about STFU??

STFU: Shut The F*ck Up

elfico:
I thought OP means Original Poster

you are correct. Opener ko, fanta ni

pinkiberry:
someone pls tel me what is IMO?

In My Opinion.
Sometimes you can see IMHO which means In My Honest Opinion

cruzyteejay:
pls what is rotfl?

Rolling On The Floor

what about lawd

NCAN that is name checkers association of Nigeria.
WIF - We In France

SoNature:


STFU: Shut The F*ck Up

Modified to be shut the bleep up by Seun

shout shout...
chest beaters
trying pan heads

richG:
what about lawd

Just an abbreviation for "loud"

Wailing Wailers: PDP members






Pls what's QED and BTW?






ETC...

Elchappo:
UW - Uwa Mmebi
OUW - Onye Uwa Mmebi


Ask menix..

These are the real abbreviations

Kelklein:
This post is directed mostly at newbies on Nairaland.

For education purpose only.

Feel free to post a review/addition/correction etc.

1. NL ➡ abb. for Nairaland

2. NLer ➡ abb. for Nairalander. A member of the forum.

3. mods ➡ short for 'moderators'. Coordinate the activities of each section of the forum. Ensure orderliness and strict observance of rules by members.

4. Supermods ➡ short for 'supermoderators'. Mostly responsible for pushing post to the frontpage. Also hand out ban to defaulters. e.g. when you see lalasticlala, he's one.

5. Op ➡ abb. for 'opener of post'? refers to a member that opens a particular topic.

6. MT ➡ short for 'mention'. This shows when a member's moniker is mentioned in a post, or a post by a member is quoted.

7. L&S ➡ abb. for 'likes and shares'. Indicates your likes and shares for a post.

8. New ➡ This shows topics newly posted. Arranged in chronological order. If you want to be first to comment on a post, bookmark this page.

9. Recent ➡ This shows topics recently posted on different sections.

10. Trending ➡ This is like a 'second' frontpage. Whenever you get bored with the frontpage, this is a sure place to find exciting topics.

11. Fp ➡ short for frontpage. This is the first topic board (Homepage) you see immediately you enter the site.

12. Moniker ➡ (lol! sounds like 'monica'). This is simply another word for 'username'. It's a slang for nickname.

13. dp ➡ short for 'display picture'.

14. guest ➡ an unregistered member who is visiting the forum. Or a registered member who is yet to login.

15. pm ➡ short for 'private message'. Similar to dm (direct message) on twitter, only messages are sent to the email with which you register on the forum.

16. FTC ➡ abb. for 'first to comment'. it is said that members get excited when they are first to comment on a post. Reason for this is still not clear tho. Many believed it has to do with the number of likes & shares associated with first post on a topic.

17. Endtime ➡ slang used to describe a weird stuff. Even though the word itself is a/an noun/adverb. NLers somehow convert it to an adjective. e.g. an endtime topic. The slang was believed to be first used by a NLer called lasisi69. Tho this has not been verified.

18. ban ➡ This occurs when a member breaks certain forum rules. He/She will not be able to reply to a post or create a topic for the period of the ban. Ban duration can be from few hours to few days, depending on the nature of the offence.

19. Seun ➡ This is the moniker of the NL owner - Oluwaseun Osewa. He also serves as a supermod atimes when he's less occupied. You can call him the 'general overseer' (Daddy GO) of Nairaland•••

20. This list is not exhaustive... please feel free to add yours.

kelklein!

OP, how about slangs like Kitty cat... hear dat a lot here

Im a nairalander for more than a 3 Years.. But i dont know d actual meaning of LALASTICLALA.. pls help..
God Bless nairalanders

ICCCI - If u wnt d Car Come & Collect It

lasisi69:
boss, I bin dey look everywhere for u.... What's up

I just spread mat uncode dey read end time comments n post...


Finally Ur bk in our end time ministry.



U can't run away...
Its in yu