My experience with weed locally called
Igbo.
Happy reading!!!!
I had just moved out of my parents house and was
sharing a room with my "friend". I had no idea he
smoked weed, despite his suspicious movements and signature weed scent (abi na odour?).
Barely two weeks after moving in with him, my worst fears were confirmed as he started bringing home his weed smoking buddies and they would
occasionally roll a wrap and smoke it right there in
the room or mix the weed with beans or spaghetti. Being a very curious person I always wondered what made them happy after smoking, so I decided to find out for myself (wrong move).
It was a very hot day in February, a Saturday I think it was, my friend was out as usual. I searched
everywhere for his stash but couldn't find it so I
decided to go and get mine.
I arrived the weed joint all sweaty and nervous, half expecting to get mugged but nobody seemed to be aware of my presence there, they were all on different planets all expect one I concluded that he must be the seller so I approached him and the following conversation ensued:
Me: how far?
Weed seller: I dey
Me: I wan buy weed
Weed seller: how many parcel?
Me: parcel ke? Iro oo, na just small i need
Weed seller: laughs really hard. bolo leleyi sha
(meaning this guy is a dunce oo)
Apparently, a parcel of weed is that small wrap, I
didn't know that. I thought it was something very
large. I gave him 1000naira and he gave me a tiny wrap of weed with a white paper, I was surprised when he gave me 950 as change. I couldn't believe weed was that cheap.
On my way home, I decided not to smoke it but mix it with beans because I thought that it will be better that way (another wrong move).
Long story short, I cooked beans and added the
whole weed, ate it and called my friend, I told him
ogbeni, I just ate weed oo and nothing happened to me this one that you people will eat and be feeling funky, I don chop am oo. My friend was like, ehen you be strong man oo.
I decided to take a quick nap before doing laundry, I woke up about 20 minutes later on the floor, I was banging my head on the floor, and I couldn't stop, my heart beat was so audible and fast, everything was extra bright and extra loud.
After a few minutes of head banging, I was able to
get up from the floor, I felt as if I had just gained
access to a part of my mind that I never knew existed previously.
It was scary and cool at the same time. I could feel
the blood flowing in my veins (you have to
experience it to believe it. Though I strongly advise against it). I felt so uncomfortable in the room, it felt like I was in an oven.
Suddenly, a voice in my head wisphered ogbeni bo
aso e joor (off your clothes), I obeyed. The voice
came again oya sa re (now run). That was when I
realized that the weed had taken effect, so I decided to take a shower to see if it will calm me down, but the water felt so hot on my skin so hot I ran out of the bathroom.
I called my friend to see if he could help me make
sense of what was going on but he laughed at me, he asked me the quantity of weed I took and I told him I used a whole parcel, he said guyyyyy you don eff up! If you no sleep in the next 30mins, you go mad oo. Go chemist make you go explain yourself. By this time things had escalated, I had a severe itch at the back of my head that wouldn't go away no matter how hard I scratched and I was convinced that the beating in my chest was an evil spirit that could only be killed with a punch.
I ran to my neighbor - Champion and told him,
Champion e jo e fun mi lese laya(champion pls punch me in the chest). ti e ba gbami lese laya mo ma ku oo (if you don't punch me I will die oo).
He hissed and walked out having had enough of such nonsense from the boys in the boys quarters.
The voice in my head came again - iwo na o de gba
ara e lese laya abi o ti fe ku ni (why don't you punch yourself in the chest or do you want to die?) I punched and punched but there was no difference. The house was getting hotter, the voice in my head was getting louder, the itch in my head was getting worse, and the evil spirit in my chest was getting louder.
Then came the voice again - oya ma sare lo (start
running). So I started running but on getting outside in the sun, I felt so cold I was shivering but that didn't stop me from running (I would have given Usain Bolt a run for his money on that day).
On getting to the chemist, i realized I was bare
footed, I told him I had a severe headache I needed something to make me sleep immediately. He gave
me the drug and I chewed it right there in his
presence. Next I asked him to give me a drug for evil spirit, that was when he realized something was wrong with me and chased me out.
I got back home and tried to sleep but my heart beat wouldn't let me, so I ran back out this time around to a nurse in the area, first thing she asked was - kilode o wo bata ni? (why don't you have your shoes on?
I told her Jackie Chan ti gba bata lowo mi (Jackie
Chan collected my shoes). I was finally able to explain my situation to her and she took me in, tied
something around my elbow and injected me directly
in the vein.
I passed out immediately only to wake around 1 or
2am in the middle of the night with the worst kind of
hunger I have ever felt in my life. I ate a whole loaf
of butter field bread in one sitting without butter or
tea.
I came home to a hero's welcome, my friend told me
e be like say your head no carry am but e go better
make you try am once more so you go dey use to it.
The following day while the house was empty, I packed my Ghana must go and like the prodigal son
in the bible I went back home to my parents.
It's been a few years since that experience but the
lesson I learnt is an unforgettable one. My curiosity
hasn't gotten me in trouble again and my circle of
friends have since changed.

First timer,igbo is good if ur body master it,I smoked igbo for11 yrs left it,because I'm married I have kids.
But sincerely igbo got my degree and ican.
I smoke to lectures,read for long hours,if not igbo I won't be where I am today

You're lucky you did not go mad, i have seen cases of youth that became permanently mad after taking india hemp

You're lucky you did not go mad, i have seen cases of youth that became permanently mad after taking india hemp.

Ok na


Lol

Lol. You get luck o. Na for psychiatric hospital you for dey by now

victor2008:
First timer,igbo is good if ur body master it,I smoked igbo for11 yrs left it,because I'm married I have kids.
But sincerely igbo got my degree and ican.
I smoke to lectures,read for long hours,if not igbo I won't be where I am today

and you tink your kids are proud of you?

Osahon7:
and you tink your kids are proud of you?

Pikin wey wan smoke na him life,abegi leave matter for mathias so far e go university'

victor2008:
First timer,igbo is good if ur body master it,I smoked igbo for11 yrs left it,because I'm married I have kids.
But sincerely igbo got my degree and ican.
I smoke to lectures,read for long hours,if not igbo I won't be where I am today

igbo de give sense?

stardragon:

igbo de give sense?

Google advantage of cannabis stativa

Lwkmd oh... I no jonse like dis the first day we I taste am oh...

A friend with weed is a friend indeed...

Igbo no good o especially when you abuse it.

This thread made my day, Mary Jane has really influenced many a people.

If you like take it, if you like don't take it. Drug na drug... But e still get advantage sha...

Hhahahhahoohhohhohho...guy u made my day...nice write up though.

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Lol, my only use for weed Is For my hair treatment

Now, this is really hilarious !!!