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| Matthew 7, Verse 7 by LILYWHITE(m): 12:08pm On Jun 18, 2009 |
Nelson closed for work on wednessday June 17th, this year and decided to give any lady that came his way a lift. After the 2nd turn from his office along Ikorodu expressway, he saw a Catholic Sister and gave her a lift. While they were going; he did not know how to start a conversation with her, therefore, he placed his hand on her laps pretending as if it was the gear stick. The Sister softly said "Matthew 7:7"; He quickly removed his hand, and resumed concentrating on his driving. He attempted it a second and third time, and each time, she repeated, "Matthew 7:7". When the Sister got to her destination, she opened the door and said to the man, "Young man, The problem with you is that you don't read your Bible" When the man got home,he opened his Bible to Matthew 7:7; which reads "Ask and it shall be given". He was really sorry for himself. |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by adebayo201: 1:02pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
lol[color=#990000][/color] |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by AGISONLINE: 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
It was a nice joke |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by iammodel(m): 2:05pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
wish he had asked, he might as well be given? |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by bashydemy(m): 2:13pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
wowwww the guy go nearly cry |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by akym(m): 5:17pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
Can i ask why? |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by bashydemy(m): 7:52pm On Sep 26, 2009 |
yes cos i know that what you always wanna hear woman skirt |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by bydot1(m): 2:24am On Sep 28, 2009 |
those dat make any sense to u yaself |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by bydot1(m): 2:24am On Sep 28, 2009 |
@Topic, nice one  |
| Re: Matthew 7, Verse 7 by bashydemy(m): 10:31am On Sep 28, 2009 |
what is nice about it? |
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