40-ish, 49.
Adventurous, Slept with everyone.
Athletic, No breasts.
Average looking, Moooo.
Beautiful, Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure, On Medication.
Feminist, Fat.
Free spirit, Junkie.
Friendship first, Former slut.
New-Age, ! , B ody hair in the wrong places.
Old-fashioned, No BJs.
Open-minded, Desperate.
Outgoing, Loud and Embarrassing.
Professional, Bitch.
Voluptuous, Very Fat.
Large frame, Hugely Fat.
Wants Soul mate, Stalker.

Women's English
1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Maybe = No
4. We need = I want
5. I am sorry = You'll be sorry
6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later 9. I am not upset = Of
course, I am upset, you slowpoke!
10. You're certainly attentive = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men's English
1. I am hungry = I am hungry
2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3. I am tired = I am tired
4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5. I love you = Let's have sex now
6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7! . May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you.
8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you.
9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you.
10. Can I take you to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you.
11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay

Na wa o
seeeeeeeeex

LOL , gee and i've always thought men were quite complicted