Bekwarra:
*in a closed door meeting*

Buhari: Bukola na me call you o. You sef you see the controversy wey this budget thing dey generate?

Saraki: Your excellency naso we see am o. How some people go come steal budget for NASS pass my power. But sha we go set up committee wey go investigate and sanction the culprits

Buhari: Bukola walahi make I talk truth, na me steal am. I wan use style cut down some things as per say Nigerians dey vex

Saraki: but you for tell me nah, no be say you go just steal am like that

Buhari: Ok no vex, just cover me make this package no leak out. You sha see say we don almost forget your CCT trial.

Saraki: well I will talk to my people and see what we can do.

Buhari: what of the feedeefee senators?

Saraki: baba no worry, I no how I go handle them. The problem now is that many people have heard and the online wailers are already wailing. What we go do about those ones na the koko.

Buhari: no worry jare. As per the people, The Nation, Premium Times, Punch and Sahara Reporters go handle them well and the online wailers, I trust my wife's Rice Eaters to do justice to them.

Saraki: good baba you have it all worked out. Once a general, always a general. But as I dey enter, reporters plenty for entrance o. Wetin we wan do those ones?

Buhari: find one lie give them jor. No be APC member you be? You no sabi lie again? Wait sef make I call Lai make he find one lie borrow you.

*both actors exit stage*
*light fades out*
*curtains draw on stage*

The clerk didnt know how many copies to be printed?

shammah1:
When did you join Rivers State? better sink this... APC can never rule Rivers again. Even if Amaechi is the INEC returning officer.

Lol... Don't you know am from RIVERS? If na lie ask Tonyebarcanista.

sameer1212:
Lol... Don't you know am from RIVERS? If na lie ask Tonyebarcanista.

I can confirm that Sameer1212 is a full fledged rivers man from Okrika Kingdom

TonyeBarcanista:

I no know why una de give Dakuku hopeless hope o

Lol.. E go be like film trick for una eyes.

The one with the President is not missing