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Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Pheals(f): 12:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
Let me share mine cheesy grin






the rhyme: ABC

A was an apple pie
B bit it
C cut it
D dealt it
E eats it
F fought for it
G got it
H had it
I inspected it
J jumped for it
K kept it
L longed for it
M mourned for it
N nodded at it
O opened it
P peeped in it
Q quartered it
R ran for it
S stole it
T took it
U upset it
V viewed it
W wanted it
X, Y and Z all wished for and had a piece in hand


One, Two, buckle my shoe, Three, Four, knock at the door, Five, Six, pick up sticks, Seven, Eight, lay them straight, Nine, Ten, a big fat hen, Eleven, Twelve, dig and delve, Thirteen, Fourteen, maids a-courting, Fifteen, Sixteen, maids in the kitchen, Nineteen, Twenty, my plate's empty.

The four compass direction

Simply remember the acronym NEWS: North at the top; East on the right; West on the left; South at the bottom


The planet :


Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus, Neptune etc


: My Very Educated Mother Just Served Us Nachos OR My Very Educated Mother Just Sent Us Nowhere

Do-Re-Mi-Fa-So-La-Ti-Do

Do=doe, a female deer

Re=ray, a drop of golden sun

Mi=me, a name I call myself

Fa=far, a long, long way to run

So=sew, a needle pulling thread

La=la, a note to follow 'so'

Ti=tea, a drink with jam and bread

Which will bring us back to 'Do'

- The 12 apostle

This is the way the disciples run Peter, Andrew, James and John, Phillip and Bartholomew, Thomas next and Matthew, too.
James the less and Judas the greater, Simon the zealot and Judas the traitor.



-The 4 Gospels

I could rememberTry this to help you recite them, and you'll impress your Sunday School teacher: 'Matthew, Mark, Luke, and John went to bed with their trousers on.'


And SMART ---Specific, Measurable, Attainable, Relevant, Time bound

Oya tosyne2much , sinaj, ishilove , farano, lalasticlala , seun come and share your experience , the funny way you learned quickly in schools

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by sinaj(f): 12:52pm On Jan 15, 2016
I didn't go to nursery nd primary school xo agat no experience to share embarassed

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Shehucom(m): 3:15pm On Jan 15, 2016
This generation don change.
A for
B for bomb
C for chibok
D for detonate
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. G for girlfriend
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. N for Naijabet

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by mascot87(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
What is this trash? Is this what our kids are been taught this days? angry angry

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by c4tnoelz: 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
no b small tnz

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by DlawTECHY(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
Sai BUHARI

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by WebSurfer(m): 3:16pm On Jan 15, 2016
Nairaland has become a JOKE

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Kingkamal(m): 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2016
Kill it xtreemk

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Andyblaze: 3:17pm On Jan 15, 2016
Toto is good for boys and girls

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Bank450(m): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016
These things are strange to me, i was taught a for apple b for babu, etc, and i can still remember.

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Dojupyo(f): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016
I wasn't thought in a funny way cool

Who still remember "old roger is dead and gone to his grave, uuum aaah, gone to his grave" cheesy

And also "Twinkle Little Star"

"There are two black birds sitting on the wall. One named Peter, one named Paul...
Fly away Peter, fly away Paul

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Flashh: 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by rita25(f): 3:18pm On Jan 15, 2016
SO ITS NOW THIS AGBAYA IS REMEMBERING HIS NURSERY DAYS WHEN UR MATE AND EVEN YOUR JUNIORS ARE MAKING MONEY?

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by 2clean(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hmmm so kinni
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by glowshine(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
@Op you went to correct butty school o.

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by TheNextAce: 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
A for Agbero
B for Busstop
C for Carrygo
D for Danfo
E for Egunje
F for Faiba
G for Go on soun

grin grin cheesy

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by rita25(f): 3:19pm On Jan 15, 2016
THIS IS HOW WE KNOW PPLE THAT WENT TO LEA SCHOOLS EXTREME PUBLIC SCHOOLS angry
Andyblaze:
Toto is good for boys and girls

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by SynNelson(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
lipsrsealed
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by pabon(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
Isorrait!
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by centyboy: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
And This Make Fp,smh... Vanity Upon Vanity... cry
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Zector(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hmmm
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tzoracle: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
Biology abi na inter science
Has to be d latter

Pencil and sharpner

Mr.niger d

And
Nile,niger,senegal,congo,oranges limpopo and zambezzi cheesy or smtn like that

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tuoyoojo(m): 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
OK
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by hollywater: 3:20pm On Jan 15, 2016
Mine was-30 days has September, April, June and November. All the rest has 31,except February alone. Which has 28 or 29 in every leap year.

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Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by kmax4ril: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
This nursery rhythm go sweet ooo for LEA pupils.
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by tempem: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
Hmm! genius
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by odinese(m): 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
[/size30pt=size]dafuq undecided

Wphat's this bullshit albout??

Who can explain thou??

So are we kids here [/size]
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by Andyblaze: 3:21pm On Jan 15, 2016
rita25:
THIS IS HOW WE KNOW PPLE THAT WENT TO LEA SCHOOLS EXTREME PUBLIC SCHOOLS angry
tongue
Re: Funny Ways Kids Are Taught In Schools(share Your Experience) by mrtantalizers(m): 3:22pm On Jan 15, 2016
A for apple

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