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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 11:10am On Sep 18, 2019
KODACK:



Lecture after graduation.......

Nice input tho, did you read my previous posts??

Note, it's possible to loose 30kg or more within 2 months without drugs.
I lost 10kg in 1 week by thinking of how unfulfilled and useless I'd be if I don't enter the army.
It is safer that way.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by explosiveskull(m): 11:11am On Sep 18, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 1:42pm On Sep 18, 2019
What's the contact mail of support @ugo4u
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by EVarn(m): 1:45pm On Sep 18, 2019
durella32:
i can jog for 30kilomtres nonstop.. I have done it countless times.. maybe u can help me
Err...30kms?

Thats!...I mean it's!...that's like running a standard 400meter track 75 times!!. shocked


Can anyone on earth even jog such a distance without rupturing some serious organs?
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 2:41pm On Sep 18, 2019
enesi009:
What's the contact mail of support @ugo4u

08179269294 and 08109959294 
don't have the email you can as well try their lines
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:06pm On Sep 18, 2019
explosiveskull:

I lost 10kg in 1 week by thinking of how unfulfilled and useless I'd be if I don't enter the army.
It is safer that way.


This guy done break my head finish.....lol.

Good for weight loss, but bad for BP.

You funny sha
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:07pm On Sep 18, 2019
durella32:
i can jog for 30kilomtres nonstop.. I have done it countless times.. maybe u can help me

This your own na lie.....but come to think of it..... Oya prove to us that you can really do that......


Do you know what 30km looks like......in short, gerarahia

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sameereinstein(m): 3:34pm On Sep 18, 2019
KODACK:


This your own na lie.....but come to think of it..... Oya prove to us that you can really do that......


Do you know what 30km looks like......in short, gerarahia
Let's give him benefit of doubt grin. Its not easy, but it might be possible. I do know of people that run very long distances. Wait o, 30km would be like running 4hrs undecided. What are you running from in the first place?. Less than 1/4 of that is what's giving me serious pain in my leg in the name of "joint inflammation". Well, all the best to the young man. I believe that day, we'll see a lot of stallions grin
If he's sure of doing that, let him download RUNTASTIC an app in play store and possibly show us how he cover such distance.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Damfostopper(m): 3:42pm On Sep 18, 2019
30km..... 30,000metres.....more like a marathon race between states...... maybe from Ibadan to lagos
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:51pm On Sep 18, 2019
sameereinstein:

Let's give him benefit of doubt grin. Its not easy, but it might be possible. I do know of people that run very long distances. Wait o, 30km would be like running 4hrs undecided. What are you running from in the first place?. Less than 1/4 of that is what's giving me serious pain in my leg in the name of "joint inflammation". Well, all the best to the young man. I believe that day, we'll see a lot of stallions grin
If he's sure of doing that, let him download RUNTASTIC an app in play store and possibly show us how he cover such distance.


Ok na..... Benefit of doubt mode activated
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:55pm On Sep 18, 2019
Lukas47:

In a broad sense very easy, just get shortlisted for selection board interview and you are on your way to becoming the "Chief of Defence Staff".


Best response ever.....cheeeeee

Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 3:58pm On Sep 18, 2019
EVarn:
Err...30kms?

Thats!...I mean it's!...that's like running a standard 400meter track 75 times!!. shocked


Can anyone on earth even jog such a distance without rupturing some serious organs?


Yes,there are humans who jog that long.

All those marathon in England.....they are mostly won by Ethiopians and Kenyans....and they are real.....but not in NIGERIA tho.......person go die under this hot sun
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 4:15pm On Sep 18, 2019
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 5:02pm On Sep 18, 2019
Lukas47:
For now, the 3.2km race is not the most challenging nor the most important in the enlistment process just get shortlisted for selection board interview that's the most important for now, let's not kill ourselves.

when eventually shortlisted for selection board interview and knowing that all your papers are legit, just pray that the board members likes or favours you that's the key and that your village people don't remove your name before it's published.

don't kill yourself with 3.2km race now. On that day many will make the race the only difference will be the time.



Rubutun da aka kara haske ya kusan hura numfashina


cc: ugo4u, ka fahimci yaren hausa
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 7:17pm On Sep 18, 2019
KODACK:



Rubutun da aka kara haske ya kusan hura numfashina

cc: ugo4u, ka fahimci yaren hausa
Ina bi sosai dan uwar, kumar na fahimci abin da kana cewa.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:22pm On Sep 18, 2019
ugo4u:


Ina bi sosai dan uwar, kumar na fahimci abin da kana cewa.


wancan mai ban tsoro ne

da fatan, wannan jerin zai faranta mana rai
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:24pm On Sep 18, 2019
Are za Igbo brothers in the house


kedu ka anyi niile

anyị na-ekpe ekpere ndepụta a kachasị amasị anyị niile
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 7:26pm On Sep 18, 2019
My yoruba feful .....una dey hia??


bawo ni gbogbo wa ṣe n ṣe


a gbadura pe ki Ọlọrun ṣe ojurere si wa ninu atokọ yii

ri gbogbo yin ni oke
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 8:35pm On Sep 18, 2019
KODACK:


wancan mai ban tsoro ne
da fatan, wannan jerin zai faranta mana rai
grin grin
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by enesi009: 9:15pm On Sep 18, 2019
ugo4u:


08179269294 and 08109959294 
don't have the email you can as well try their lines
the lines are not going at all
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by salaboiz(m): 11:36pm On Sep 18, 2019
please who know the reason why 2 candidate from each state were review for B.p. #course 45
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sojeee(m): 11:50pm On Sep 18, 2019
salaboiz:
please who know the reason why 2 candidate from each state were review for B.p. #course 45
Not all the states, and also to my own assumptions is due to shortage of numbers they want, because I am among the ppls who are called to come back after we left for 5 days to report back for review.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 12:15am On Sep 19, 2019
sojeee:

Not all

Kindly edit the last three lines n revert
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 3:27am On Sep 19, 2019
Those of us here who are heavy gym-mers, if you make the shortlist please be careful on how you "chop irons" because overdoing it may lead to muscle damage and myoglobin can enter your bloodstream and find its way into your urine, and once anything related to blood is found in your urine be it from menses that's automatic disqualification army don't even have the time to dig further.
Same with people with short sightedness etc come prepared i.e buy contact lenses, it will come handy when you begin to read that chart(snails chart i don 4get the name them dey call am).
Felt like dropping it now, ahead of time cos I might not remember to drop the info when the time comes.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by viper6695: 5:08am On Sep 19, 2019
ugo4u:
Those of us here who are heavy gym-mers, if you make the shortlist please be careful on how you "chop irons" because overdoing it may lead to muscle damage and myoglobin can enter your bloodstream and find its way into your urine, and once anything related to blood is found in your urine be it from menses that's automatic disqualification army don't even have the time to dig further.
Same with people with short sightedness etc come prepared i.e buy contact lenses, it will come handy when you begin to read that chart(snails chart i don 4get the name them dey call am).
Felt like dropping it now, ahead of time cos I might not remember to drop the info when the time comes.
Will they allow one to use the contact lenses during medicals
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 6:12am On Sep 19, 2019
viper6695:

Will they allow one to use the contact lenses during medicals


Contact lenses are fixed in the eyes and not on the physical frame. Those types that tu..sh girls use to change their eyes
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 7:25am On Sep 19, 2019
viper6695:
Will they allow one to use the contact lenses during medicals
If you're smart they won't notice.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by durella32: 8:11am On Sep 19, 2019
Damfostopper:
30km..... 30,000metres.....more like a marathon race between states...... maybe from Ibadan to lagos
ibadan to Lagos is more than 50kilomtres bro.. I know what am saying..if I have not done it bro... I wouldn't be here saying it.. what will I gain by lying..dont think because u can't.. other can't bro.. we are different..bro my stamina is mad.. check on Google how long is Bida to badeggi... that is one of my routes
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by durella32: 8:19am On Sep 19, 2019
KODACK:


This your own na lie.....but come to think of it..... Oya prove to us that you can really do that......


Do you know what 30km looks like......in short, gerarahia
during my service year in Enugu..i do jog from abakpa cantonment(82div)to old park.. na hundred naira bus dy carry am.. go, come na how many kilometers..person dy here wey I gather serve with.. him go confirm am.
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by KODACK: 8:49am On Sep 19, 2019
durella32:
during my service year in Enugu..i do jog from abakpa cantonment(82div)to old park.. na hundred naira bus dy carry am.. go, come na how many kilometers..person dy here wey I gather serve with.. him go confirm am.


Chineke.


I salute you sir.

Once list show, you will teach me how to jog Biko nu.

Well done sir
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by durella32: 9:07am On Sep 19, 2019
KODACK:



Chineke.


I salute you sir.

Once list show, you will teach me how to jog Biko nu.

Well done sir
bro funny enough last year I did not make it to the race.. I was disqualified for height.. I am 1.60.nd army say dm need 1.70..so, bro..even this year na only my height be my problem..if not I know say army no fit see any other thing to use scam me...bro.. practice makes perfect..i prepared for course45 for 3years..2015 To 2018..i cried for days.. but who am I to give up.. if even after buhari lost three election bids and still didn't give up.. today he his our president..there is so many lessons that comes with not loosing hope.. I pray the passionate ones among us make the final list.. we know our selves..amorawa tàbá rí ràwà...
Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Nobody: 9:16am On Sep 19, 2019
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