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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kaeboy(m): 8:12am On Oct 18
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sikowitz17:
Lol e Dey reach one time, Ssc cadets no Dey enter mess again.. na to buy food for outside mess Dey chop.. naso baba go Dey shout Lagossssssss... only 3 of you? Oyooooooo only 7.. WHERE ARE THE REST!!!!!

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kaeboy(m): 8:13am On Oct 18
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sikowitz17:
that soup Dey smell like perfume lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kaeboy(m): 8:14am On Oct 18
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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Sotdav: 9:09am On Oct 18
Kaeboy:
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Chinese sauce ��

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kaeboy(m): 10:05am On Oct 18
Sotdav:


Chinese sauce ��
grin grin be like that beans soup, gbegiri.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by nora2018(m): 10:10am On Oct 18
That food and that smoke tea is the root cause of BP casualties during medical

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 10:20am On Oct 18
Sotdav:


Chinese sauce ��
i just eat the fish and turn the food to those almajiri boys outsiders ... egg roll and NDA water got me lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:22am On Oct 18
QuadrilAyinde:

Alaye, Soro Soke Werey grin grin grin... This One no even know how to Shoot shot sef tongue tongue... But in the Meantime sha, U are not Welcomed and No chance sef coz Na Ugo4U-Derawalters be the Pebding Parole wey the Entire Nairaland Battalion Approve grin grin grin

Abi Arisukuni (Battalion PRO), wetin U sey I talk grin grin

@QuadrilAyinde, Oga sir, you no talk well for this one o grin grin, Derawalters na my babe na, na me wan marry her grin grin, I no just like to dey publicize my love for her here cuz am a lowkey person grin so na lowkey we dey run our affairs for backyard, Derawalters, you don't need to come and prove it for them baby, just remain lowkey. grin grin. Ugo4u self no say he no fit drag babe with me na grin, Abi you fit drag babe with me oga sir?@ugo4ugrin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by QuadrilAyinde(m): 10:31am On Oct 18
Arisukuni:


@QuadrilAyinde, Oga sir, you no talk well for this one o grin grin, Derawalters na my babe na, na me wan marry her grin grin, I no just like to dey publicize my love for her here cuz am a lowkey person grin so na lowkey we dey run our affairs for backyard, Derawalters, you don't need to come and prove it for them baby, just remain lowkey. grin grin. Ugo4u self no say he no fit drag babe with me na grin, Abi you fit drag babe with me oga sir?@ugo4ugrin
Heheehee, Make I find sit relax and watch grin grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Arisukuni: 10:37am On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
Contains al the elements to lose weight!! Remember start training your stomach by eating once a day!!! grin

Oga sir! Stop buying food outside every time na, grin grin, at least be cooking yourself once in a while, if you cannot cook yourself just tell me I can arrange a better cook to prepare special delicacies than this and always bring to your office in case you don't wanna eat at home. She is a beautiful cook she will take care of you and keep you healthy for the screening ahead grin, just DM me if you will consider that Oga sir grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 11:07am On Oct 18
Arisukuni:


Oga sir! Stop buying food outside every time na, grin grin, at least be cooking yourself once in a while, if you cannot cook yourself just tell me I can arrange a better cook to prepare special delicacies than this and always bring to your office in case you don't wanna eat at home. She is a beautiful cook she will take care of you and keep you healthy for the screening ahead grin, just DM me if you will consider that Oga sir grin
lol my babe wey just pass out Dey this thread as silent reader ooo.. she go ooo enter your dm now change am for you.. lol

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by damibjs: 12:27pm On Oct 18
@sikowitz... Good info from u... U dey try... But plz no be all info u go dey share o....be xtra careful plz. @lexyjay02 mite not be aware of the attack.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by ugo4u: 12:50pm On Oct 18
Arisukuni:


@QuadrilAyinde, Oga sir, you no talk well for this one o grin grin, Derawalters na my babe na, na me wan marry her grin grin, I no just like to dey publicize my love for her here cuz am a lowkey person grin so na lowkey we dey run our affairs for backyard, Derawalters, you don't need to come and prove it for them baby, just remain lowkey. grin grin. Ugo4u self no say he no fit drag babe with me na grin, Abi you fit drag babe with me oga sir?@ugo4ugrin
grin. To serve job don dey hungry you...

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 12:52pm On Oct 18
damibjs:
@sikowitz... Good info from u... U dey try... But plz no be all info u go dey share o....be xtra careful plz. @lexyjay02 mite not be aware of the attack.
Baba this event nah common knowledge, even news print carry am, I no see how the info dy sensitive, no be like say him drop pictures or the names of people involved, and beside self the way Oga Lexyjay02 take talk be as if him sure about watin him talk... Abeg make we they allow people to clarify themself, and not be in a haste to defend or assume to be someone mouth piece

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 12:55pm On Oct 18
Kaeboy:
grin grin be like that beans soup, gbegiri.
But if you taste am e be like curry... Guys they always frown when dem see say nah watin dy menu... But base on the aboki wey we be, we dy smack am like that

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 12:55pm On Oct 18
nora2018:
That food and that smoke tea is the root cause of BP casualties during medical

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 1:15pm On Oct 18
Sotdav:


Chinese sauce ��
Na food be this? sad

I'll rather drink garri n kuli kuli..
May we not attract curses to ourselves undecided

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:15pm On Oct 18
Ramirezsarki:

But if you taste am e be like curry... Guys they always frown when dem see say nah watin dy menu... But base on the aboki wey we be, we dy smack am like that
lol and that curry perfume soup na every 2 days..the tea na hot water with the thought of milk.. you’ll imagine the milk in your head so you can drink it ..but I hear they serve cadets well when they resume training sha.. but low key advice that I wan give men for here.. start working your bodies so that it can adapt to some level of stress now so that bp won’t skyrocket .. how I wish say bp na the first thing dem Dey check when screening start.. Get used to running Android moving briskly then check your bp after.. if you Dey inside AC since January and you wan to ground yansh for screening now, your bp go high no Be lie.

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:17pm On Oct 18
jelraj:

Na food be this? sad

I'll rather drink garri n kuli kuli..
May we not attract curses to ourselves undecided
Lol I talk pass you when I first see am the first day.. when I finish cash wey Dey my hand, nobody tell me..
But as soon as I get opportunity withdraw again, I begin do fresh guy lmao..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:19pm On Oct 18

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Ramirezsarki(m): 1:24pm On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
lol and that curry perfume soup na every 2 days..the tea na hot water with the thought of milk.. you’ll imagine the milk in your head so you can drink it ..but I hear they serve cadets well when they resume training sha.. but low key advice that I wan give men for here.. start working your bodies so that it can adapt to some level of stress now so that bp won’t skyrocket .. how I wish say bp na the first thing dem Dey check when screening start.. Get used to running Android moving briskly then check your bp after.. if you Dey inside AC since January and you wan to ground yansh for screening now, your bp go high no Be lie.
Last screening I remember one sunday when we dy mess waiting for chaw, we come see those kitchen staff they offload fried chicken part from hilux... U need to see the joy in our eyes, but it was cut short when we enter mess to see tuwo and soup as the menu for the day, while EFCC cadet dy one corner dy flex rice and chicken with a jar of water and oranges.... Normally I for smack the tuwo and soup, but the sight of those EFCC guys make me feel inferior.... Me stylishly beg one EFCC guy wey no eat, Naso baba give me him chaw... U need to see the joy in my eyes that day...... Academy selection board memories sweet oooh

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 1:37pm On Oct 18
Ramirezsarki:

Last screening I remember one sunday when we dy mess waiting for chaw, we come see those kitchen staff they offload fried chicken part from hilux... U need to see the joy in our eyes, but it was cut short when we enter mess to see tuwo and soup as the menu for the day, while EFCC cadet dy one corner dy flex rice and chicken with a jar of water and oranges.... Normally I for smack the tuwo and soup, but the sight of those EFCC guys make me feel inferior.... Me stylishly beg one EFCC guy wey no eat, Naso baba give me him chaw... U need to see the joy in my eyes that day...... Academy selection board memories sweet oooh
no forget to add that they pack their plates for them oooo.. eat big chicken sef... you no see the way dem Dey look us for inside mess?? We no fit even sit down near them for inside mess.. man us dem go Dey count 5 seconds for.. to eat food

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by softguy1: 2:55pm On Oct 18
ugo4u:

grin. To serve job don dey hungry you...

The guy wan blow pot grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Emmyxclusive: 3:10pm On Oct 18
LexyJay02:


I will not drag this too much with you either but the mere fact that in your picture you said you lost a Whooping 14 officers says it all. Was it a whole division that was killed that you have 14 officers there? Lol. I'm sure the knowledgeable ones understand my point.
He said officers and men

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 3:16pm On Oct 18
softguy1:


The guy wan blow pot grin grin
Funny thing be say him ooo, Dera and ugo go come Dey jaji..Dera will have to choose who she’s going to be doing mushy mushy with..
she will pick the strongest.. The bravest.. the one that knows how to plant pot better..

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 3:46pm On Oct 18
Ramirezsarki:

Last screening I remember one sunday when we dy mess waiting for chaw, we come see those kitchen staff they offload fried chicken part from hilux... U need to see the joy in our eyes, but it was cut short when we enter mess to see tuwo and soup as the menu for the day, while EFCC cadet dy one corner dy flex rice and chicken with a jar of water and oranges.... Normally I for smack the tuwo and soup, but the sight of those EFCC guys make me feel inferior.... Me stylishly beg one EFCC guy wey no eat, Naso baba give me him chaw... U need to see the joy in my eyes that day...... Academy selection board memories sweet oooh
Damm na to carry enough cash come screening Walahi

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Kalapizim(m): 3:48pm On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
Funny thing be say him ooo, Dera and ugo go come Dey jaji..Dera will have to choose who she’s going to be doing mushy mushy with..
she will pick the strongest.. The bravest.. the one that knows how to plant pot better..
e be like say I go pour sand inside this Ugo and Dera garri oo.

Interesting things go shele for jaji grin grin

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by Honestguy13577: 4:07pm On Oct 18
Please permit me to ask this question.

Is there no enlistment for Airfoce DSSC this year?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by sikowitz17: 4:27pm On Oct 18
CC.... Air Vice Marshal that’s viewing this thread from defense head quarters in Abuja.
Honestguy13577:
Please permit me to ask this question.

Is there no enlistment for Airfoce DSSC this year?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by jelraj(m): 4:42pm On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
Lol I talk pass you when I first see am the first day.. when I finish cash wey Dey my hand, nobody tell me..
But as soon as I get opportunity withdraw again, I begin do fresh guy lmao..
Garri n kuli kuli cost for there?

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by heryoub22(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
CC.... Air Vice Marshal that’s viewing this thread from defense head quarters in Abuja.
no kill person with laff nah. �

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Re: Nigerian Army SSC And DSSC 2016/2017 Forum by prinzy(m): 4:48pm On Oct 18
sikowitz17:
Funny thing be say him ooo, Dera and ugo go come Dey jaji..Dera will have to choose who she’s going to be doing mushy mushy with..
she will pick the strongest.. The bravest.. the one that knows how to plant pot better..

Lol..your humour ehh!... Madt imagination grin
She'll probably go for anyone who will plant pot on her behalf.. wink

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