So a man dies, goes to Heaven and sees angel Michael,
There were many clocks surrounding him so the man asks,
"What are these clocks for?" angel Michael replies,

"These are lie clocks, they tick once for every lie you tell.

Here we have Mother Teresa's clock.
She has never lied so the clock has not moved.

Honest Abe has only lied twice in his life, so it has only ticked twice."



The man then asks,
"So where is George Bush's clock?" angel Michael replies,
"Oh, that is in Jesus' office, he is using it as a ceiling fan!"

lol
Don't bother asking for any Nigerian politician's clock then

cutestcee:
lol
Don't bother asking for any Nigerian politician's clock then

Lol. As in the kind rotation wey their own click go dey do eh. Even helicopter fan go envy am