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Who Owns The Cash ? by bigfather(m): 10:49am On Jun 26, 2009
A man and his wife are in court getting a Divorce. The problem was who should get custody of the child.



[b]The wife jumped up and said,

'Your Honor. I brought the child into this world with pain and labour. She should be in my custody.'



The judge turns to the husband and says,

'What do you have to say in your defense?

The man sat for a while contemplating, then slowly rose.

'Your Honour, if I put my ATM card into a cash-dispensing Machine and the cash comes out, whose cash is it?,



'The machine's or mine?'
grin[/b]
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ljay1(m): 1:55pm On Aug 18, 2009
that is a nice one there
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:00pm On Aug 18, 2009
the cash is mine
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:02pm On Aug 18, 2009
The machine tried its best, but the cash is mine.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:06pm On Aug 18, 2009
ben, i already laid claim to the cash naw, whish ones
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:07pm On Aug 18, 2009
you're the machine, I'm the MAN. cheesy
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:09pm On Aug 18, 2009
i like to wo the MAN here. . na u be machine tongue
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by benedictac(f): 2:17pm On Aug 18, 2009
the cash is mine
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:20pm On Aug 18, 2009
u miss road? na cash be bone of contention not tyty.

oya run go find tyty naw naw
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 2:23pm On Aug 18, 2009
you want do am april fool bah?
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 2:28pm On Aug 18, 2009
agbaya like u, na august break i just give am.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 3:42pm On Aug 18, 2009
bottle content only
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 3:43pm On Aug 18, 2009
he speaks mystery.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 3:59pm On Aug 18, 2009
if i buy u a bottle of coke & the cork wins an amount of money who won d money?
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by lysaa(f): 4:00pm On Aug 18, 2009
uncle, I.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:01pm On Aug 18, 2009
u try small
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Baxilexi(m): 4:47pm On Aug 18, 2009
The owner of the atm card owns the cash. For all you know the card could be mine.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:49pm On Aug 18, 2009
if wishes were horses. . . . . . .
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 4:50pm On Aug 18, 2009
He owns the atm card not the atmachine
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:56pm On Aug 18, 2009
mister correcter of d day
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 4:58pm On Aug 18, 2009
thanks for the compliment wink it's not eazy
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 4:59pm On Aug 18, 2009
call me wen u reach house 2nyt i get gist 4 u
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 5:02pm On Aug 18, 2009
I go falsh u, I no get credit.
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by romsky: 5:07pm On Aug 18, 2009
no yawa insurance cova u
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Baxilexi(m): 5:18pm On Aug 18, 2009
Corrected the typo
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Ben13: 5:20pm On Aug 18, 2009
Berra!!
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by freety(m): 5:48pm On Aug 18, 2009
nice one Poster ,
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by bydot1(m): 5:59pm On Aug 18, 2009
The cash's mine grin
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by mamagee6(f): 6:06pm On Aug 18, 2009
I own the cash. grin
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by Abbygyal(f): 6:10pm On Aug 18, 2009
lol @joke
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by bydot1(m): 7:00pm On Aug 18, 2009
[b]ADE[/b]joke no dey around o
Re: Who Owns The Cash ? by pappy4real(m): 8:43pm On Aug 18, 2009
the judge must be in a greater state of confussion now than he was b4 d question. good joke

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