~Sauron~:

Eunuch does not start with the same stress like Utopia.
/Eu/ is different to /u/.
U will have to go to school all over again before you can teach me English.
I didn't grow in the swamps of Port-Harcourt like you did.

Krayola:

Sauron . . . .battle me. I dare u

MrCrackles:

Dis is meant to be a rap battle, aint it?. . . . . .
Sup with the english tutorials?

debosky:

Witches, vampires and night shit-packers  

Y'all should get back to the rap battle - this pedantry is getting old.  

Ibime:


We'll battle after the Nairaland tournament. Its better you join the tournament sef so that when we battle, its gonna be for the belt.

~Sauron~:

Drop your bars first. . . .  .

Krayola:

What tournament. The tourney is a flop from what i see.  No offence, lalaboi  

Krayola:

What tournament. The tourney is a flop from what i see.  No offence, lalaboi  

Krayola:

Aight . . no shakin . .  gotta run to the bank real quick. be back in 20 mins. . . prepare to DIE!!!!

3 rounds. . .  You go first 2nd round. the 3rd round we  pick a time and post our bars simultaneously.  

GAME ON!

Krayola:

Aight . . no shakin . .  gotta run to the bank real quick. be back in 20 mins. . . prepare to DIE!!!!

3 rounds. . .  You go first 2nd round. the 3rd round we  pick a time and post our bars simultaneously.  

GAME ON!

Krayola:

What tournament. The tourney is a flop from what i see.  No offence, lalaboi  

debosky:

Witches, vampires and night shit-packers  

Y'all should get back to the rap battle - this pedantry is getting old.  

Debosky. . . . . .U are officially registered for the tourney!
You and Ennyluv - Round 1

~Sauron~:

Don't mind Ibime. . . . . .
He signed up for the tourney so he can dominate newbies. . . .with little or no competition.
It's like Man Utd playing in Globacom league in Nigeria.

Dont disrespect and underestimate Mr Crackles. . . .
Infact fuc.k that tourney, i wanna keep taking cats on 1 on 1

lysaa:

Chi - babes on a rap thread, wow this is going to be interesting. now guys, all eyes on yous, don't let Yous down. LOL

chamotex:

Bleep the tourneys and lets all just battle each other mehn!
What's with all these English tutorials?

I saw a dude in the prelims that almost wrote a story book . . . . . Is that who I wanna battle?

Let's do something different and fun . . . . maybe like a tag team battle or something.
NO footie games to watch, we might aswell blow this place up with some bars.  

I swear. . . . . .I have always been down wid it anyway
The tourney is flawed!
All day bars bragging and banging!

MrCrackles:

I swear. . . . . .I have always been down wid it anyway
The tourney is flawed!
All day bars bragging and banging!

Yeah! I was able to cook up some verses in time.

Chk 1&2
Its D.QUAm

this might look nice buddy but its a start of bad times for u,
drawing u agnst me is like getn IV 2 com get HIV.
If only u ad chekd ma Cv, u wouldnt av dare 2 reciv it.
And nw dat u in it i'm gonna let u feel it lik u comin 4 a visit in the sun.

Always fear an Agent 47 with an Ak47 cus i take ma shots right 'MYkal' and its always on target. So i'm ready to hit boy if u act a fagot, ready to eat boy if u act a carrot.

Steady flow pumpin, do u kno what i'm talkinabt? Nigga betr watchout or u might be washed out, u don't get 2 blame cus u'l be blazin in flames.

U think u got rep in this rap game but now i' ma make u go panic cus i'l get u reckd in d rapgame like titanic.

I'm hot like magma- do u wanna touch?
I send signals like an highvoltage wire, u don't wanna near me, if i was U.S.A, u'l be like togo so, the the gods must be crazy for bringin u against me.

C i'm a rapstar, but when i throw punchlines 2 knock punks like u, they call me a boxer, ferocious attacks mk em call me a wankstar
thrown spiritual &lyrical punches 2 knock u off ur crouches
trust me buddy cus all u'l see is yellow, cus first u r gona yel, and then u go down low like a bitch in an orgasm


i breathe fire when i rap, u could call me a dragon
since u lame in ur raplines i'll call u a rap-baron
dumb still lookin i'ma call u a rap slowpoke
don't run buddy cus it only has just begon &its xpctd 4 d DON 2 get ur ass Done.

F.- hmmm i smell chicken & its sure 2be Mykali, nobody leaked ur cover, u should kno i kno u r a chickn
yes i kno we both Mcees and not enemies, there is no turning around now its all for the tourny, Now u r cornered and i'm gonna chip ma bullets in u.

Drops mic!

Its D.QUAm

this might look nice buddy but its a start of bad times for u,
drawing u agnst me is like getn IV 2 com get HIV.
If only u ad chekd ma Cv, u wouldnt av dare 2 reciv it.
And nw dat u in it i'm gonna let u feel it lik u comin 4 a visit in the sun.

Always fear an Agent 47 with an Ak47 cus i take ma shots right 'MYkal' and its always on target. So i'm ready to hit boy if u act a fagot, ready to eat boy if u act a carrot.

Steady flow pumpin, do u kno what i'm talkinabt? Nigga betr watchout or u  might be washed out, u don't get 2 blame cus u'l be blazin in flames.

U think u got rep in this rap game but now i' ma make u go panic  cus i'l get u reckd in d rapgame like titanic.

I'm hot like magma- do u wanna touch?
I send signals like an highvoltage wire, u don't wanna near me, if i was U.S.A, u'l be like togo so, the the gods must be crazy for bringin u against me.

C i'm a rapstar, but when i throw punchlines 2 knock punks like u, they call me a boxer, ferocious attacks mk em call me a wankstar
thrown spiritual &lyrical punches 2 knock u off ur crouches
trust me buddy cus all u'l see is yellow, cus first u r  gona yel, and then u go down low like a bitch in an orgasm


i breathe fire when i rap, u could call me a dragon
since u lame in ur raplines i'll call u a rap-baron
dumb still lookin i'ma call u a rap slowpoke
don't run buddy cus it only has just begon &its xpctd 4 d DON 2 get ur ass Done.

F.- hmmm  i smell chicken & its sure 2be Mykali, nobody leaked ur cover, u should kno i kno u r a chickn
yes i kno we both Mcees and not enemies, there is no turning around now its all for the tourny, Now u r cornered and i'm gonna chip ma bullets in u

~Sauron~:

KRAYOLA'S pre-DISS!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was lyrically made to bleed and i was bred to annihilate
Violate my commandments and u get tossed in the fireplace
Your eyes need to dilate to see my bright n complex metaphors
Came with a crossover of death and ya life bounced off the bleeping floor
I wreck with gore and ready at any point to rap n brawl
Lyrics are so heavy-metal i can take out words n crack your skull
You half to stall, i'm quick like a thief n grab ya spinal chord
I ma disconnect ya voice box so you can't rhyme no more
Sauron showboats and cut throats. . . .He's a lyrical dagger
I'm calm but will track y'all cats one by one like a serial rapper
Right hooks got these clones shook, get punched in the mouth fast.
You tough? Sorry but I'm not scared of these retards, Buncha Outcasts
I'm laughin' at KRAYOLA, the kid's abortion is quick.
Like beans-aided constipation, the plonker forces his shit.
This isn't horrorcore but it won't keep me to stop and maim you.
And when it comes to being wack. . . . .You're so spastic, voters laugh @ you.
Yeah it's just a netcee spit, but there's no need for your babblez.
Shit, I'll beat 'em-bare-assed(embarassed) like Mallams spank their cattlez.

~Sauron~:

KRAYOLA'S pre-DISS!!!!
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
I was lyrically made to bleed and i was bred to annihilate
Violate my commandments and u get tossed in the fireplace
Your eyes need to dilate to see my bright n complex metaphors
Came with a crossover of death and ya life bounced off the bleeping floor
I wreck with gore and ready at any point to rap n brawl
Lyrics are so heavy-metal i can take out words n crack your skull
You half to stall, i'm quick like a thief n grab ya spinal chord
I ma disconnect ya voice box so you can't rhyme no more
Sauron showboats and cut throats. . . .He's a lyrical dagger
I'm calm but will track y'all cats one by one like a serial rapper
Right hooks got these clones shook, get punched in the mouth fast.
You tough? Sorry but I'm not scared of these retards, Buncha Outcasts
I'm laughin' at KRAYOLA, the kid's abortion is quick.
Like beans-aided constipation, the plonker forces his shit.
This isn't horrorcore but it won't keep me to stop and maim you.
And when it comes to being wack. . . . .You're so spastic, voters laugh @ you.
Yeah it's just a netcee spit, but there's no need for your babblez.
Shit, I'll beat 'em-bare-assed(embarassed) like Mallams spank their cattlez.

MrCrackles:

Chamotex
I didnt even bother no disrespect though. . . . . . . . 
Some cat even dropped 4 bars instead of 8bars, and he claimed to have missed the remaining bars out accidentally. . . . . .I shivered!

~Sauron~:

Seriously, this guy must be kidding us.

Even Debosky coulda spewed better than this. . . . .
Ki lode? Na by force to rap?
If Ibime wins this now, he would say he's got a BELT.

Yeah! I was able to cook up some verses in time.

Krayola:

@Ibime. I don`t care if he bites. I`ll still murder him. his lacks originality. . he`s like canibus. .  a bunch of stale punchlines that don`t men shit.

Lolz!

Ibime:


After now, you will say you wrote all these just now . . . I knew I heard these raps before:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-38921.352.html

Krayola:

@Ibime. I don`t care if he bites. I`ll still murder him. his lacks originality. . he`s like canibus. .  a bunch of stale punchlines that don`t men shit.