HARDDON:
witty/funny lines in meeting women: lets say u got talking and she asks the boring question( never answer a boring question st8t!):

"Where do you live?"

you reply with

"I'm not telling you. For all I
know, you could be a psycho stalker

or huh, with a funny face, and say: so u and ur crew can come gang rape me @ night? no im not telling

or you can simply say, I live on tries, I luv the breeze up there, until one day i freeze and i fell!



Btw, all bio questions are boring questions! never ask them, never answer them str8t! make fun of her asking them

HARDDON:
If she ask you were you are from.....answer thus:

i am from a land where women pay groom prices, where women work their a33es out to feed their men, where men are house husbands, sit at home all day playing soccer, his only major work is to impregnate her


or you can say : i am an heavenly being, i came to earth because i was tired of seeing you making so many mistakes with men! so i decided to come teach you the basic robes

HARDDON:


or you say: where i'm i from ? are you already planning on meeting my momma? common, i have to be sure id like u first


or you say : wow, u just met me and you already wano know where i am from? are you sure i'd luv to stay behind closed doors with you? then pretend like u r whispering and say " she might just rape me!" oh epic!

viickerz:
@harddon, im here now.. Av read d thread..still have some questions,

should i ditch this girl? If not, how do i ammend things and make her want me more?

HARDDON:


i did answer that Q on your thread, u havent sunk too deep yet unless ofcos there is something you aint telling. use the solution on your thread

viickerz:
@harddon, im here now.. Av read d thread..still have some questions,

should i ditch this girl? If not, how do i ammend things and make her want me more?

NevetsIbot:
hardon. Nice one gee!

tegak10:
so there is this girl I like.. all of a sudden she started acting diff to me.... no longer picking my calls/hanging up on me n no longer finding my jokes BBB funny.. bfr she couldn't go a whole day without talking to me now she can go a whole week without me... what's d way out

HARDDON:
if she ask you what you do for a living......this is one of my best boring question...i luk forward to them asking me this....



these are some of the ways i respond:

" im a professional heart Breaker, i specialize in stealing gurls hearts, and breaking them in trying to know why their YES means NO.

she might ask u, but people dont think with their hearts but their heads: then u reply : " oh i tot u were a woman(pull her close like u are giving her a lecture), woman can think cooly and calmly , just that they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads."

Hope you dont give confusing answers, if not, be rest assured i wud break ur heart.... lolololing


or you can say: I am a health worker, i specialize in giving confidence to loyal b00bies and giving standing ovations to curious ones

HARDDON:
if she ask you what you do for a living......this is one of my best boring question...i luk forward to them asking me this....



these are some of the ways i respond:

" im a professional heart Breaker, i specialize in stealing gurls hearts, and breaking them in trying to know why their YES means NO.

she might ask u, but people dont think with their hearts but their heads: then u reply : " oh i tot u were a woman(pull her close like u are giving her a lecture), woman can think cooly and calmly , just that they end up thinking with their hearts instead of their heads."

Hope you dont give confusing answers, if not, be rest assured i wud break ur heart.... lolololing


or you can say: I am a health worker, i specialize in giving confidence to loyal b00bies and giving standing ovations to curious ones

HARDDON:
if she ask u this super Boring Question that is one of their punch line to get u to lie or throw u off balance,

NO NEED TO LIE, SHE CAN SENSE IT WEN U R n most guys usually lie when faced with this question! Dare to be Different!
NEVER SAY NO! Don't take d suspence that leads to attraction away so soon!


Here are the ways u shld answer this Question:

1) Yes, I do have a girlfriend, she is made up of screen, Keyboard n mouse!

Or make some surprise faces n say: " You ask a talllll, Darrrrk n Handsome guy if he's got a Gurl? Wow!
Ofcos I got gurls!


She might be disappointed n ask u. "So what r u doing here then ? "

Oh reply by saying " u taking it deep already? My hands r full, I saw u from afar n tot, she wud make a nice friend ....u still have to prove that though "

HARDDON:


Or u say, " a lot ! I'm looking for more. But I luv fair ladies n u r dark, so we'd just be casual friends.....please promise me U WUDNT Fall in with me by spending time with me"


0r u make surprise faces and say " can we take it slow? I just came out of a broken leg!"

Hahaha ( hope u dig this guys)!


0r ask her " r u already planning to corner me, kiss me n wow d living day light out of my Jrod?
U wano make sure u r not making me cheat on her?

NLjona:
harddon...m kinda still mastering the game sha ..but I want you to help with this different case.. i lost contact with my ex last year but recently she called a friend of ours Nd told him to gv me her number... Nd with the experience in the game I know I will fail big time if I call her Nd texting doesn't even sound good too.. I just wanna set anoda compass on her BT this time not for love..

HARDDON:


U know I hate been a nice guy!

HARDDON:


Didn't start all of a sudden, kindly tell us how it started, what u did or didn't do...... Did u try to sleep with her d very first day she came to ur house n she turned u down, practically ran out of ur house cos u tried forcing ur way in?

Did she discover u told her a lie?

Or have u totally , finally handed her ur balls n now she friend zoned u? Mr Nice guy?

There is more to this

tegak10:
I didn't do anything o... we didn't see ourselves for a month cos I travelled n even then we still talked on bbm...


ts just recently I noticed I'll go n see her,she'll be free AF n all f a sudden she has this thing she wanna do/somewhere to be.. calling is even worse she'll pick talk fr like 40secs say she came hear me then hang up. calling again her phone is either switched off or she won't answer d call

Adasun:
some of this gals are as dumb as an ice block.



U will use some of this witty jokes and u wil notice only urself laughing



or she would like,what is this guy say



Or i don't understand u



one thing is for sure,woman thing no dey pay.



Focuse,have positive goals,become rich,look for a gud woman to marry,shikena!!!

HARDDON:


i always tell newbies that the worse set of people to be with are those without sense of humour! what are you wasting your time with that kinda woman for? when there are thousand out there bored to death and cud make do with a lil laughter?

dude,i don drop woman matter.



I have better goals to meet up with rather than hunting women like dog



u will be suprise dat some of them would nt even smile at some of ur extemporize jokes u wrote up their.



Bros being a player no da my crib again.i just wan enjoy normal lyf.



After all at the end all na vanity

HARDDON:



@ bolded, itz even more difficult to find tru ladies that are not after you money once made, and this is the process of finding that one for you we are laying across

yeah u are right on dis aspect.



Another thing is dat some of this pretty ladies don't know anything.i just turn me off

Adasun:
dude,i don drop woman matter.



I have better goals to meet up with rather than hunting women like dog



u will be suprise dat some of them would nt even smile at some of ur extemporize jokes u wrote up their.



Bros being a player no da my crib again.i just wan enjoy normal lyf.



After all at the end all na vanity

Adasun:
yeah u are right on dis aspect.



Another thing is dat some of this pretty ladies don't know anything.i just turn me off

HARDDON:



aiit, dont just turn gay on us all!


you must have been a very bad baller

lols@look at this dude



U are trying sha,i mean explaining it and hw it works.


I thought it's natural before .

Bt am nt bad o