HARDDON:


#Ouch u! Dont u eva forget sometin?

I noticed sometin abt some f ur punchlines.
used it online on some random girls dat looks lyk runs girls nd d freaks(d hot ones)...the moment I throw it out,they got hooked nd dropd dea digits witout much sweat....
kept me wondering,...Wat do u think about that?

HARDDON:


As much as we advise u chose from 1 or 2 or even 3

There are so many Ladies from category one n two that u shouldnt roll with. To avoid alot of aches n drama

HARDDON:


1. YOUR FRIEND'S SISTER!

dont ever date your friend's sister(s)!

no matter how kul he takes it( not to annoy the sis if she is older, or if they are buddies), they aint ever happy with you! these drills acts as magnets to this category of gurls because u get to spend alota times with the fam and the brother go jisting them about your bravodo unwittingly when u are not arround, they just wano have you. start dying for u silently, you might not even notice it most times. cos you dont get to see them often, some times, some of them are so daring they just cant stop hold emselves! they start warming up to u. start calling even very late @ night, bringing u fud and showing general care secretly, behind their brother's back.

IF YOU ARE LIKE ME IN UNDERNEATH THE SHEET, DONT DO IT MEN. COS SHE WUD BE SO STUCK ON U!
dis is called betrayer of trust gee! and your friend, no matter how civilized and mature, cant take it wen u start dipping his kid sis. Put yourself in his shoes.

know why it hurts so much for you to start dating you friend's sis?

1) cos he knows all your other games and how u guys have been using and dumping other gurls, he feels you wano just hump his sis and count number with her! this aint kul menh! UNLESS OFCOS YOU WANO REALLY MARRY HER! THEN WITHOUT MUCH ADO, B4 HE KNOWS, PUT A RING ON IT! THAT WAY, HE WUD BE ALLAYED TECHNICALLY THAT IS.

2) Unless ofcos you are confortable in life, he wud think you aint worth his sis and wud just suffer the poor gurl even if your intention is genuine

3) friendship wud go south cos itz not everytin you wud tell each other again cos his sis is not involved. and he would begin to monitor your whole life! aint worth it mehn

5) how do you tell your own friend that you are dipping his sis huh? snitch! untrustworthy mallam


Dont lose friendship u've probably built for years because you cudnt tell where to and where not to slot your card!

HARDDON:

DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 2: NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR

HARDDON:


DRILL NUGGET 13:

Who To Date & Who not To Date....

NUMBER 2: NEXT DOOR NEIGHBOUR

There is something so enticing and hugely tempting about this category; they are readily available for rumps, fix you assorted food, they wash their cloth and yours, clean the house and oh my, maim your minds! the only issue is, most times, they aint really our kinder specs! most times, we dont plan it, it just happens(there you were on ur bday, you just broke up with your gf some months ago, n she been eyeing you,she baked you cake, wow, u had a lil get together, everybody drank n danced, she help fix up fud et all, what a nice neigbour. then porry over with every1 gone, she was too drunk to cross over to her own side of the compound, u were too hY to even let her go, u guys danced the more and she rocked you, caution to dah windsl, in a flash, she was ontop of you rolling it! oh shoot!) and b4 you knew it, you had it again another day( mehn, she gwuuud!), and again.........u woke up one sunday, with her asleep by your side and you realised, u never really digged her person nor her swags, but hey now, u are neck deep in! everytime u try to bail, she comes with another classic style of horizontal tangling! u stuck!

this is why we advise that the first tin you need to conquer as a man is not the world but your ROYAL D1CK! once you can tame it like you tame a mix breed of rott n bul mastiff , then you can now talk about conquering the world!

Just like experienced married folks always advise you that if you wano change the world, do it when you are single, cos wen you are married, they say u cant even change a tv channel let alone the world! *( how about that for comic relief?) I dont bliv that though

HARDDON:

ur cross gee

okwypascal:
Oga harddon and my fellow gees
I started dating this gal two weeks now and tbh na sex after marriage[b] (accepted that).[/b] But jus yesterday I attempted to kiss this gal, see the kind of resounding STOP I got, me sef start to dey shame.
But the thing be say she loves me due to her actions but me I still dey use one eye like am. since yesterday, she she has been calling, me sef am now pitying her. but thing be say she's not ready to change her stand.

HARDDON:
@ Ustec

1st class student! seems u hv suffered alot in the hands of these beautiful dolls in time past

i admire your dedication, knowledge extrapolation and drill field testing and evolving touch you give to each drill ounce....
you really wano fulfill you words of been a Master Chief! lol,

but no matter how many cloths a child have, he cant have as many rags as his Dad!

to your gurl Q, she is a perfect one!

she not only wants to test you( if you are really worth your fun jab balls or just faking it) and put u off balance, but she is also keeping her own end of the rope tensed. very gud breeding ground for hook lines and murder fun spins.

her: lol, you funny, whoz the cute guy?

me: oh common, do you need periscope? Look @ them sexy, full, pepper red lips, them broad shoulders, 10 packs tucked in my shirt, my alluring eyes, huge chest, romantic legs and hands that can perform wonders in touch.... this is a picture perfect rep of TDH, gurl and you couldnt miss it

Ustec:


lol
i was just too nice!,.
They knew am just a normal average guy who tot he is in control,but has no clue about d game,...so they use it 2 dea advantage....i was always @ dea beck n call....though dey wea always attracted 2 me...i guez da was i y i dont rily spend much,..

Thanks for the response!
Is it Too Damn Hot or tall dark nd handsome!(lol)

HARDDON:
@ Ustec



what do i think about what? the gurls or the surprise the "launch" lines drew?

HARDDON:


tot you were a research Chief Master Student?

HARDDON:


what if she is really your kinda woman , you really want for keeps? kul, go ahead, buh soon, u'd be bored stiff

know why you shouldnt date these types? Drama! n Contempt

HARDDON:


THE DRAMA

1. you cant have any other lady over! even if she is just your friend! she monitors your daily life, no space and stifles the once blooming emotions
here is a friend's story back in Uni: he fell prey to this kinda In-Blowing lady, unfortunately, a warri one. one weekend, having spent the whole day @ home with her, he decided to clear his by taking a walk while she filter's beans for dinner! He luckily, as it seemed, ran into a 9ner, switched on his swags and they were laughing away. only for his in-blowing gurl to trace him down and told him to go and check the beans that was boiling @ home! #ouch! that was how he lost,,,,,,,


2. U practically have no ME-alone time. she be up in your face and ur space. Boring

3. Your friends code name you: the married Man!

these and many more

Ustec:


LOL
U cant compare a student to a Prof. na..
Tot i was ryt!

HARDDON:


forget this my pseudo Don airs here gee, maybe my feet quakes when a see la hawtas and i go losing my tongues too!

keep guessing

HARDDON:


THE CONTEMPT

then there is the other lil issue of SEEING FINISH!
as much as i hate flowing crude, this one drives home this point

when a gurl has seen u in to to, u become boring. she becomes unruly, loud and uncaring.
never get to that point in your life where everytin now seem stagnant! always look to spice tins up whether in your private life, dating life, marriage or .....

HARDDON:


From d bolded clues, tell me what went wrong

okwypascal:
Oga harddon and my fellow gees
I started dating this gal two weeks now and tbh na sex after marriage (accepted that). But jus yesterday I attempted to kiss this gal, see the kind of resounding STOP I got, me sef start to dey shame.
But the thing be say she loves me due to her actions but me I still dey use one eye like am. since yesterday, she she has been calling, me sef am now pitying her. but thing be say she's not ready to change her stand.

okwypascal:

she is actually a bitch, not the churchy gal I took her for, trying to show that she is not a gal that gives in easily, I almost forced myself to love this gal.
But boss this gals bday was yesterday, promised to take her to domino with some friends on Saturday due to the fact that Thursdays we do have serious lectures. wanted to jus spend money man, ordered this cool present from Jumia. wanted to jus build my mansion in her and continue with side chicks.
gees in the house can u bliv what I saw today, her friend way don dey eye me called me out to show me a video. saw this gal celebrating her bday with another guy, she even kissed this guy. boss as per bad guy I lockup and started smiling(remembering the head way I collect the previous night, omo see nemesis).
boss as at now av blocked her on all medias, deleted her contact and not picking her calls. boss hope it the right move

okwypascal:

she is actually a bitch, not the churchy gal I took her for, trying to show that she is not a gal that gives in easily, I almost forced myself to love this gal.
But boss this gals bday was yesterday, promised to take her to domino with some friends on Saturday due to the fact that Thursdays we do have serious lectures. wanted to jus spend money man, ordered this cool present from Jumia. wanted to jus build my mansion in her and continue with side chicks.
gees in the house can u bliv what I saw today, her friend way don dey eye me called me out to show me a video. saw this gal celebrating her bday with another guy, she even kissed this guy. boss as per bad guy I lockup and started smiling(remembering the head way I collect the previous night, omo see nemesis).
boss as at now av blocked her on all medias, deleted her contact and not picking her calls. boss hope it the right move

Ustec:


Guy take am easy na,..U re over-reacting...
The guy fit b one of her MUGU

Buy WEtin nd Build wat?
No let oga vex o!

U can only Buy for nd Build on,Wit wat uv learnt here.ELSE na MUGU lane u dey.!

Ustec:


The Girls,.
The way dey respond 2 it...

MY Super boring and wacky lines wil nt get me those numbers....
Y?
Tot Dey shld respönd more 2 d wacky nd boring lines cos it will most times fetch dem more money...

Yet dey stil respond well 2 a guy dat knows d deal,which will not fetch dem money...

okwypascal:

she is actually a bitch, not the churchy gal I took her for, trying to show that she is not a gal that gives in easily, I almost forced myself to love this gal.
But boss this gals bday was yesterday, promised to take her to domino with some friends on Saturday due to the fact that Thursdays we do have serious lectures. wanted to jus spend money man, ordered this cool present from Jumia. wanted to jus build my mansion in her and continue with side chicks.
gees in the house can u bliv what I saw today, her friend way don dey eye me called me out to show me a video. saw this gal celebrating her bday with another guy, she even kissed this guy. boss as per bad guy I lockup and started smiling(remembering the head way I collect the previous night, omo see nemesis).
boss as at now av blocked her on all medias, deleted her contact and not picking her calls. boss hope it the right move

liljboy:
that guy na fahwu.... lol

Ustec:


it seems he was joking abt dat buying stuff...
im na my senior student here...