ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

utenwuson:
lol" my EX says she hates sex wen I was wooing her, I asked why? she says she will b feeling pain.........

but when we started having s*x. she ll b screaming "baby harder, baby hit me hard, baby drill me hard, baby pls am cumin, baby ds baby dt"

I was like WTF.... girls can lie sha

BossKratos:
A lot of babes deceive guys with mega lies this days just to get into their lives, wallets, or homes as either future wives or girlfriends these days. Not to say that we homies don't also tell a few white lies also but compared to some of these smallies "we are all learners"!


But truth be told, most guys in naija are only really searching for ladies who are ready to keep it real with them. But unfortunately it seems to our naija babes, deception is part of our constitution!


This could be due to their never ending love for engaging in abnormal love mind games, love for material things, desperation for money and fame, or just the standard olosho lifestyle! Either way this causes some babes to steadily cook up superb lies that would leave even lucifer impressed!


Which of us have not heard these standard scams;



1. I love only you baby

2. He's my uncle


3. I've never done that before


4. I've never cheated on you


5. You are the best I've ever had


6. I don't eat that type of food


7. Its paining me


8. I went for a burial


9. I'm a virgin


10.My phone was on silent/battery died



See scam! If there are bigger lies that you may have come across please add it to the list! Awon goons mi, please what is the greatest lie that you have heard from a naija woman?

Poseidon000:
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Lol..hehehehe!

Seem lyk you forgot that you're no more on your male moniker.

I pity all this niggas crushing on sheds on here.
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safo99:

Lmao... Dem go do nite vigil for hotel room

ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

dapraiz:



I smell lies

ritababe:
lol, i told him am HIV positive after we return from shopping and he wanted to have his way .
the guy give me money join my transport say make I dey go.

BlaqCoffee109:
...You certainly are used to certain kind of women who do the aforementioned...you need to up your game...sashays outta thread

guardian09:
1. I remember this girl I dated years ago and this particular dude kept coming to the house. Turns out this guy was a sort of celebrity in my state then not so popular now anyway, back to the story I asked who he was to her and she came up with he is a family friend line and I was like family friend that only shows up at night and more often than not you are usually in his car? Well after that lie no one told me to back off.

2. Another told me a guy that was always around her at her family compound was her cousin, to tell you the truth I believed her. Turns out there was this particular number that always called her whenever am with her and the caller id was saved as "My Love" she told me that it was her mothers phone number but anytime she received a call from that number it was always a male voice. Later,I got close to this guy(the supposed cousin) asked for his number it turns out it was his number she saved as "my love". Well that ended it for me. Today they are both married. I wish them well though, no hard feelings.

naijaboiy:
Damn I can't even count.

1) He's just my friend. (Meanwhile she was chopping the dick daily from him)

2) My phone was stolen and I lost your contact.

3) I've not had sex for over a year now.

The last and the most ridiculous.....

4) I was a virgin and we "did" it accidentally. I don't just know how it happened. (Say God!)

Chai!

chizokwu:
please guys i need help i am dating a girl that clams she loves me we met in september nd november we had a break up because i discoverd that she was cheating on me two weeks later she came back beging for forgiveness which i forgave her nd we carid along just yesterday she went to see the same guy that made us break up nd now asking for my forgiveness nd not that i love her so much nd do anything for her nd mind u i hate doubledating so much i cant see my girl dating nd teling me to forgive her please i need advice

beeserious:


OMG!!!! Ur list is hilarious.

missyQween:


hope say u buy am

hope say u buy am

naijaboiy:
Damn I can't even count.

1) He's just my friend. (Meanwhile she was chopping the dick daily from him)

2) My phone was stolen and I lost your contact.

3) I've not had sex for over a year now.

The last and the most ridiculous.....

4) I was a virgin and we "did" it accidentally. I don't just know how it happened. (Say God!)

Chai!