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Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by binoosmart(m): 6:41pm On Jan 30, 2016
Please before freaking out about this article, because i know people will talk that how can a guy know what Girls are doing all by their self alone at home, well A girl reveal to me.

Let's face it, as collegiettes, we usually have to fight for our alone time (especially when we're at home on break). Once it finally happens, these stages are inevitable.
1. Come to the realization that you are, indeed, by yourself

Where's mom?
2. Blast some music and dance

After all, no one's watching!
3. Pants are no longer required

Who needs pants?
4. Pausing when you hear the dreaded door

This always happens when you hear a knock at the door.
5. Feeling Bored?

Then you check yourself out in the mirror!
6. Going with the pants thing...

It is acceptable to parade around in your underwear.
7. Stuffing food in your mouth because you can

No one around to judge you!
8. Take your talents to the shower

Ferris knows what's up.

Source :: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone.
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Shoelace1(f): 6:47pm On Jan 30, 2016
So true
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 6:49pm On Jan 30, 2016
They walk around unclad and lie on their beds unclad. Some even cook unclad.

They also walk unclad to the mirror and compare their left and right boobs to see if they are proportional. Then the use their hands to touch their private organs like a guy would normally do it, not actually to sexually excite themselves, but just for the fun of it.

The really horny_ones also use such opportunity to_masturbate till they orgasm multiple times.

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by callMeAlpha(m): 6:53pm On Jan 30, 2016
So true..am guilty of almost all on the list undecided undecided

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Cutehector(m): 6:56pm On Jan 30, 2016
Decker:
They walk around unclad and lie on their beds unclad. Some even cook unclad.

They also walk unclad to the mirror and compare their left and right boobs to see if they are proportional. Then the use their hands to touch their private organs like a guy would normally do it, not actually to sexually excite themselves, but just for the fun of it.

The really horny_ones also use such opportunity to_masturbate till they orgasm multiple times.
decker cmon, ah ddnt knw u always spy on ya sister.... too bad.. cheesy

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by vault(m): 7:03pm On Jan 30, 2016
undecided
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by AyamConfidence(m): 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2016
9) WATCH MOVIES : They put on the T.V and watch films especialy the bad ones

10) SLEEP : Bounces on the bed or couch or mat or even the bare floor most times stark nak.ed and they zap off to dreamworld
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 7:06pm On Jan 30, 2016
Cutehector:
decker cmon, ah ddnt knw u always spy on ya sister.... too bad.. cheesy


If you are observant and attentive, you tend to pick up on a thing or two. You don't have to actually see someone doing it. Except of course that's what you do and you are looking for a partner in crime. Well, sorry, you are all alone in this bro.
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by mineANDurs(f): 7:59pm On Jan 30, 2016
Lol, OP u got me dia grin
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by firstking01(m): 8:11pm On Jan 30, 2016
Shoelace1:
So true
u do those shocked??
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by firstking01(m): 8:13pm On Jan 30, 2016
Decker:
They walk around unclad and lie on their beds unclad. Some even cook unclad.

They also walk unclad to the mirror and compare their left and right boobs to see if they are proportional. Then the use their hands to touch their private organs like a guy would normally do it, not actually to sexually excite themselves, but just for the fun of it.

The really horny_ones also use such opportunity to_masturbate till they orgasm multiple times.
during that their masturbation time eh, u just bash inside the room, shey u know that feeling, ur j.t dan point straightcheesy
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by shulamitewoman(f): 8:42pm On Jan 30, 2016
They sometimes cry abt sometin irrelevant

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:44pm On Jan 30, 2016
Girls as in under 14 years old ??
Cuz dunno who does all that ...

So what about the ones dat have been living by themselves for years Or is it strictky homebased naija girls that do this
Im confused
Nubian113 lol do u do these things

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:46pm On Jan 30, 2016
So because one girl reveal this crap means we all do this ish lol too funny
Take one girl judge the whole female race hehehehe

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:48pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:
Girls as in under 14 years old ??
Cuz dunno who does all that ...

So what about the ones dat have been living by themselves for years Or is it strictky homebased naija girls that do this
Im confused
Nubian113 lol do u do these things

Is vodka and weed on the list cheesy grin cheesy then yeah undecided grin grin

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:50pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nubian113:


Is vodka and weed on the list cheesy grin cheesy then yeah undecided grin grin
Looooooool
Ahhhhh
Dat cracked me up big time ..

Im telling u its like girls act like kids there if this is what they do ... Anyway the fact dey still live with mum says it all ..
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:52pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:

Looooooool
Ahhhhh
Dat cracked me up big time ..

Im telling u its like girls act like kids there if this is what they do ... Anyway the fact dey still live with mum says it all ..

Bbe the op is a man grin grin grin

Allow 14yr girls to stay home please undecided
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:53pm On Jan 30, 2016
Stop being a peeping tom angry

Girls! Close your curtains embarassed


binoosmart:
Please before freaking out about this article, because i know people will talk that how can a guy know what Girls are doing all by their self alone at home, well A girl reveal to me.

Let's face it, as collegiettes, we usually have to fight for our alone time (especially when we're at home on break). Once it finally happens, these stages are inevitable.
1. Come to the realization that you are, indeed, by yourself

Where's mom?
2. Blast some music and dance

After all, no one's watching!
3. Pants are no longer required

Who needs pants?
4. Pausing when you hear the dreaded door

This always happens when you hear a knock at the door.
5. Feeling Bored?

Then you check yourself out in the mirror!
6. Going with the pants thing...

It is acceptable to parade around in your underwear.
7. Stuffing food in your mouth because you can

No one around to judge you!
8. Take your talents to the shower

Ferris knows what's up.

Source :: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone.
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:54pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nubian113:


Bbe the op is a man grin grin grin

Allow 14yr girls to stay home please undecided
Hehehe ... They must be 14 n under meaning op dealing with little girls smh grin

U knkw wt got me ... When he said they remove pant because mummy is not home ..... Lol nubz repeat dat line u see how funny that line is

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:57pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:

Hehehe ... They must be 14 n under meaning op dealing with little girls smh grin

U knkw wt got me ... When he said they remove pant because mummy is not home ..... Lol nubz repeat dat line u see how funny that line is

I smelt ynash when I read that!!! grin Don't come call me here again.... I'm scared he's watching me watching you watching him grin grin
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 8:59pm On Jan 30, 2016
Nubian113:


I smelt ynash when I read that!!! grin Don't come call me here again.... I'm scared he's watching me watching you watching him grin grin
Hehehe surprised his mute
He might be labelled a pedo so he best keep shut undecided


Anyway im outta here grin
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by MznAirA(f): 8:59pm On Jan 30, 2016
Who wrote this?
Not true to me
I hate being home alone sef
But if I do, I use my phone well free from disturbance.


It dosent last tho.
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 9:00pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:

Hehehe surprised his mute
He might be labelled a pedo so he best keep shut undecided


Anyway im outta here grin

Abeg take a shot of this vodka it's Saturday night!


*follows her leave*

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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by pbs4real(m): 9:03pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:
Hehehe surprised his mute He might be labelled a pedo so he best keep shut undecided

Anyway im outta here grin
wre are u running to?
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 9:03pm On Jan 30, 2016
pbs4real:
wre are u running to?
Gone with the wind ......
U no i dont stay one place ..

Just had to revive this dry topic small, hehehe
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by pbs4real(m): 9:08pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:

Gone with the wind ......
U no i dont stay one place ..

Just had to revive this dry topic small, hehehe
yeah,yeah so ow was ur day? So tell me wich of them do u do @ topic.
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Nobody: 9:09pm On Jan 30, 2016
pbs4real:
yeah,yeah so ow was ur day? So tell me wich of them do u do @ topic.

Not here call me
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Abudu2000(m): 9:12pm On Jan 30, 2016
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Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by pbs4real(m): 9:13pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:

Not here call me
dnt hv ur nums.undecided
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Fraih(f): 9:39pm On Jan 30, 2016
Decker:



If you are observant and attentive, you tend to pick up on a thing or two. You don't have to actually see someone doing it. Except of course that's what you do and you are looking for a partner in crime. Well, sorry, you are all alone in this bro.
So how do you manage to "know it all"? Or do you guys have a CCTV which you go on to view later. lipsrsealed
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by luvguy(m): 9:44pm On Jan 30, 2016
BumBae:
So because one girl reveal this crap means we all do this ish lol too funny
Take one girl judge the whole female race hehehehe
ur doin it madam...
Re: Eight Main Things Girls Do When They're Home All Alone. by Monalisa185(f): 9:47pm On Jan 30, 2016
HOKAY

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