Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, has given President Muhammadu Buhari rules on how to handle his vacation.

According to the Senator, President Buhari Buhari must follow these 11 tips in order to enjoy his five days vacation....

- President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything that could distract him

- Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.

- Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.

- Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.



- Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.

- Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.

- Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.

- Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.

- Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”

- Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.

- Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/shut-down-your-facebook-and-twitter.html

Laughing.

When you are Powerful,Rich or in Power, everybody wishes you well.

this senator must be Tosyne2much's dad...#theList man. is this guy the Chairman, senate committee on enjoyment matters?

Why not just ask him to resign while you're at it?

Imagine if you were employed and you take this kind of vacation at the expense of your job. Your employment status will change before you say 'Bingo'.

Tell him to take half a pill of cyanide.

I guarantee that he will be dead to the outside world

Funny advise.

instructor indeed

Senator Shehu Sani na wen person die d person dey rest o . Ojo iku ni isimi bere

Dis man is after somtin

Trash!

If baba wants to truly rest he needs to follow these advice.

Sai baba sh!ting on the wailing zombies since 2015

metronaija:
Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, has given President Muhammadu Buhari rules on how to handle his vacation.

According to the Senator, President Buhari Buhari must follow these 11 tips in order to enjoy his five days vacation....

- President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything that could distract him

- Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.

- Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.

- Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.



- Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.

- Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.

- Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.

- Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.

- Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”

- Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.

- Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/shut-down-your-facebook-and-twitter.html

cc: lalasticlala

In summary Baba should go and stay with his cattles in Daura

He Can't Do All Diz Things Abeg You Wan Make Tinubu Overthrow Him?

Which kind of sport should he engage in again? Aisha is old to engage in roforofo sport with Baba oooo. Except he is talking about Squash which was the last game Yaradua played to shame his detractors but ended up in Saudi Arabia Hospital bed

madridguy:
Funny advise.

When buhari started fighting do-or -Die since 2003 to become President, little did he know that Democratically elected President has more challenges and stress for an Old dude like him

The problems will multiply before he comes back. There is no hiding place for him.

All these can't be possible

metronaija:
Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, has given President Muhammadu Buhari rules on how to handle his vacation.

According to the Senator, President Buhari Buhari must follow these 11 tips in order to enjoy his five days vacation....

- President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything that could distract him

- Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.

- Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.

- Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.



- Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.

- Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.

- Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.

- Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.

- Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”

- Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.

- Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/shut-down-your-facebook-and-twitter.html

cc: lalasticlala

One thing is missing on this list. Do you know what is missing? Let him send for Indian girls like Abacha and phock them,

funny nation

So that they can black him out from the real happenings in the society and milk d country dry?

Your opinion.

His account his decision.

The man has been sleeping so it wouldn't make a difference anyway. #blamingblamer

metronaija:
Senator Shehu Sani, representing Kaduna Central, has given President Muhammadu Buhari rules on how to handle his vacation.

According to the Senator, President Buhari Buhari must follow these 11 tips in order to enjoy his five days vacation....

- President Buhari needed rest and must avoid anything that could distract him

- Shut down your Facebook account for the duration of the holidays. “Freeze your twitter accounts for the duration of the holidays.

- Shut down your phone and get a new foreign SIM card only accessible to your immediate family members and instruct them not to give that number to anyone outside of the family. Nigerian SIM card will always have a way of popping up local news through bulk sms.

- Avoid reading newspapers both foreign and local; and if you must read foreign avoid the Africa section.



- Avoid watching local TV stations via cable and even BBC and CNN; our north east problem are always there. If you must watch just stay tuned to Sunna TV or national geographic or discovery or Comedy Central.

- Don’t attend to office files, leave them till you are back.

- Ask not to be updated on the current price of crude oil or the state of the naira or the state of the foreign reserve.

- Avoid the temptation of calling any Governor, Senator or Minister or party chieftain for any briefing.

- Avoid people who want to pay a ‘courtesy visits to our president who is on vacation”

- Avoid business men and politicians who will trail and trace you there.

- Just eat, pray, engage in sports, read your religious books and sleep for the duration of your well deserved holidays.

http://www.metronaija.com/2016/02/shut-down-your-facebook-and-twitter.html

what advise did you give him before he became president

is like the people wey dy do Ben Bruce dn transfer their attack to shehu sanni. Chai! ...... In fact did we elect him to do vacation?

pass mark.

[size=18pt]this is a nice suggestion after using those tools to SPAM over 14 millions Nigerians[/size]

No way PMB is not a lazy man. The fact that he's resting doesn't mean he can't be on top of things.




Keep you counsel sir




Don't worry about what goes on with PMB in these 5 days. He said he's going to rest, allow him do what he knows how to.




He's an adult and you are not his doctor.





Goodbye FELICIA

Cause end time twitter and facebook accounts

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