and nothing new has happened?

he has been impotent from birth

Remii:

The lady teacher asks the pupils what kind of medicines they know and what they are used for.

The first pupil said: 'Tylenol.'

'Very good! And what is it used for?'

'It is used for headache.'

The second pupil said: 'Nytol'

'Excellent. And what it is used for?'

'To help you sleep.'

Now it is Johnny's turn and he said: 'Viagra'

'Johnny, what is it used for?'

'I think it can be used for diarrhea.'

'Who told you this?'

'Nobody, but every evening my mother tells my father, 'Take a Viagra, maybe that little shit will get harder.'

very funny indeed

Yes sylve. what is funny?

alright guys ijust heard that pure water is now coming with its own straw

spenchuks:

Yes sylve. what is funny?

Sir Spenky, where have u been? i miss ur bighead, big tits, big eye, big lips and big nose. so how is mama Nosa?

two boy friends lives in a house
they have this girlfriend
that comes usually to their room.
they both nurse the intention to woo the girl
then they decided, that one of them should woo the girl.
on arrival of the lady,
the one to woo the lady went to buy Coca cola
before is arrival, the other friend had told the girl that his friend is a Tuberculosis patient.
on arrival, he started coughing to give his friend signs to excuse them, so he can have is way.
the girl believed what the other guy says and pick race, she doesn't want to be infected with Tuberculosis.

@ slyve,

i've been around. had so many things to tackle.

u guys are funny pls more

Captain self

romade:

sweetcunt hi

Rooomaaaaaaadeeee!!!! may God have mercy upon u!

Woddop Woddop!!!

Hey Gabry the Gadwi!

waddop gabie, heard ure pregnant for spencer?

stale story

how ur side sylve?

slyve wey poverty wan kill

tatafo master
na u sabi

Hey shola-ama how vody? omo u dey disappear anyhow.

abeg my brother
no be my fault

i understand my brother

You people are damn too funny.

clemcykul:

waddop gabie, heard ure pregnant for spencer?

:oI heard u were killed in th Boko Haran crisis

Oh Sir spenky! when will u stop blabing?

blabbing because i said the truth? i thought u were also killed with clemcy

sylve came from nowhere and stole it at gunpoint

Sir Spenky, wetin dey Happen?

Captain i miss u u alot