bluespice:

if it was about them milkshakes, u know u own that title

im the one with the ring
beat that!

I was blind when I read that and now I'm officially deaf.

TOPE2000!:

gbogbo ara l'ogun e
na milki jare

just give me 1mil dollars, i go dash u

If I give you $1M in exchange for her, then that's a swooping sale. Do you agree? If you do, let's proceed to ask the product being sold -- even though I still think you're yanking my chains. Is she for sale really? I no fit lafff abeg

My Savannah Jewel, are you really for sale?

TheSeeker:

I was blind when I read that and now I'm officially deaf.
If I give you $1M in exchange for her, then that's a swooping sale. Do you agree? If you do, let's proceed to ask the product being sold -- even though I still think you're yanking my chains. Is she for sale really? I no fit lafff abeg

she is o
we are all tired of her at home
our mum cant wait to send her packing, u'd be doing us a favour sef
but u must promise to take very good care of her.

I will be doing y'all a favor, you want her outta the house, y'all tired of her and I'll take care of her(well she won't go around looking like a tartar anyway) and I will still give $1M? I'm reserving my comment until I hear from her. Wait a minute, she doesn't take this long before she responds, have you upset her? Pray she ain't or , psssffffff

blue upset?? nah
it aint in her gene and if she is i'd spank her but seriously

BLUE!!! THE BLUES!!! BLU CANTRELL!!!! BLUESPICE? where the heck are ya?

dead!
i was researching on drugs that will knock me out of this bad dream
tope's tryna sell me after i done covered her ass with mom lotsa times
if u wanna sell me, missy, ibk and toyin wont let u
moreso my twinie sisi will kill u first
wicked big sister

its on gurl!

sugar plum,
im not for sale, im up for grabs 4 the eligible young man that can sway this lirgo off her dainty pins

awwwwwwwwwww. . .love nwantin tin
make i leave una

i knew those lies still had their strangle hold on u

Wellkom!

Thought you was in love with Chaun or whatever that dude's name is. I knew you wasn't for sale but she wanted to shove it down my throat Are you sure she's a real big sister or detractor in disguise?

You might leave us alone if you want or stick around to see the goodies after all we need testimonials from close relatives to attest to how this all started

he's name's chamo

so where were we?

Sorry this took long but we were at a spot where I said you're priceless

awwwwwww
thanks
i thot u had gone off

No I didn't go off. I was shuttling around the house. I'll be off the face of this laptop when I hear the last message from ya sweetie. Whatcha doing right now?

I'm still w.a.i.t.i.n.g.


Guess you ain't here no more until in the morning. I have to rest my Californian bones in a while so see you later on. I'll picture you in my dreams.

dang and i was online all along

Oh today's your lucky day, I'm still on

oh it is indeed!

So what have you been doing?

reading old jokes
i guess ur donw with ur tv watching yeah?

Tell me 2 jokes right now that will get me rolling on the floor

how about i give u a link to more than 20 one-liners that got me teary eyed from laughing?

Bring it on girl

http://naijazone.net/index.php/topic,44.msg836.html#new

just went over them again and i only chuckled once or twice

I'm headed there right now. Do I need to be a member?

The site is damn heavy. I've not been let in

really?
dang

i guess u have to be a member then
no harm in joining tho

Imma do that right now

yay!!!

im a member too

Done! I'm a member now

yay!
well go to the jokes section