6 THINGS THAT CAN CAUSE YOU DISGRACE AND EMBARASSMENT

I was having a solitary thinking due to what i experience to day. I realized that there are things you should avoid if you don't want to be embarassed.

let me go straight to the point. Read along with me.

1. ALCOHOL: I know some people will see this and hiss, but that is the truth, most people do abnormal things when they are drunk. last week a friend of mine, (name withheld) got drunk to stupor, when it was time for him to urinate, he went to the kitchen and urinated inside the cooking pot.

2. EXAM MALPRACTICE: OH my God, this one just happened today. my course mate was caught cheating in TEST, you need to see how she was embarassed by the lecturer and everyone was looking at her like a thief, ladypeenk will bear me witness. Her integrity was reduced to a stick of matches.

3. WOMANIZING; I remember when I used to womanize. thank God am a new creature. womanizing can lower your integrity to Zero. let me use Biblical references, see the case of judah who went out to sleep with a prostitute not knowing it was his daughter inlaw, he had no money but he gave her his belongings. when he was told she was pregnent he said they should stone her to death. but she said, judas is the owner of the pregnancy.

4. BAD GRAMMAR: it is so saddening that even the so called graduate of ENGLISH STUDIES cannnot speak english fluently. I heard a graduate giving a testimony of what happened to him. He said, I quote " area boys pursued me and they wanted to CHUK me the knife.... chuk i covered my face in shame. if you cannot speak good english it will be very hard for you to speak in public.

5. STEALING: when i say stealing, it is not related to picking someones property. therefore having sex without marriage is stealing, why? because you stole her vagina and used it. Did God permit you she shameful aspect of it is when you are caught naked... ask tosyne2much, i know he might be probably caught when he was in the world..... smiling.

6. UNWANTED PREGNANCY. I WON'T waste time on this, but when you mistakenly, did i call it mistake? yes because that is the normal language we use for it. when you impregnate a girl, there will be shame all over you, especially when you are poor.

I need to drop my keyboard right here....

Its me [MODENZY.]

I thought number 1 will be MONEY..... information uncompleted

Guy u forgot Mistakingly Farting in public or the office and looking around n everyone's holding dia nose n looking at u and not finding it funny... see gobe

When you pressed! Damn shi t no get respect for any status In public

libertyfather:
I thought number 1 will be MONEY..... information uncompleted

OK BRO. THANKS

woooow nice

Ok

So interesting

@your number 1...this is what happens when you drink yourself to stupor.

That no 5 though, i dont think you know what u re saying. Abeg next...

I avoid number 2 like ebola, that thing can fall hand die... The rest I did very well including stealing! But you see exam malpractice, am so scared of doing it, even when a teacher gave me expo during my waec, I was so scared of writing it I ended giving the "chips" to a seat mate.... Well I had C6 in mathematics, *no ask me how I take do ham, cause I no know!*
As for bad grammar, I used to tell people "if you no sabi speak good english, speak pidgin!! Nobody go laugh you when you dey speak pidgin cause in pidgin, everything goes!"

You made sense abt 35% of the post.


Not too bad.




ThefakeStan

I kind of agree with the OP, especially with 1, 2, 5 and 6

I totally disagree with number 4. Have you forgotten mama peace and her funny way of entertaining the nation with her grammatical bombshell. In a repetitive case, number 4 surely turns you into a comedian.

A good public disgrace is when you are arrested by the police and mounted on an okada to be taken to the police station.

Only one thing can cause you disgrace in nigeria, and that is:
POVERTY...

Being broke can cause a big embarrassment

Fp things again,this is really God's doing.Chineke Nagode,in Yemi Alade's voice.

Money covers everything bro

There's this cute young lady at a company I went for consultancy. I was working on a PC when she suddenly farted . I pretended like I heard nothing, but she was embarrassed that she started making fart sounds continuously with her leather seat like she was playing. She left the office few seconds later

Happy birthday Queen mother @No 6 .

Tecno

Poverty nko, it can really lowers one's self esteem. Anyway keep hustling cus every hustler has a pay day

To add to your list
Food: When gluttony is the other of the day, you are sure to meet up to your disgrace sooner or later.
Money: When a man cannot contribute to vital issues in the midst of your friends and colleagues due to his pocket status. It's bad. Lastly, when you are reduced to opening and closing prayers in your family meetings. E don b 4 u b dat o. You have nothing to contribute...

See refined nonsense na, mschewww.

Modenzy:
6 THINGS THAT CAN CAUSE YOU DISGRACE AND EMBARASSMENT

I was having a solitary thinking due to what i experience to day. I realized that there are things you should avoid if you don't want to be embarassed.

let me go straight to the point. Read along with me.

1. ALCOHOL: I know some people will see this and hiss, but that is the truth, most people do abnormal things when they are drunk. last week a friend of mine, (name withheld) got drunk to stupor, when it was time for him to urinate, he went to the kitchen and urinated inside the cooking pot.

2. EXAM MALPRACTICE: OH my God, this one just happened today. my course mate was caught cheating in TEST, you need to see how she was embarassed by the lecturer and everyone was looking at her like a thief, ladypeenk will bear me witness. Her integrity was reduced to a stick of matches.

3. WOMANIZING; I remember when I used to womanize. thank God am a new creature. womanizing can lower your integrity to Zero. let me use Biblical references, see the case of judah who went out to sleep with a prostitute not knowing it was his daughter inlaw, he had no money but he gave her his belongings. when he was told she was pregnent he said they should stone her to death. but she said, judas is the owner of the pregnancy.

4. BAD GRAMMAR: it is so saddening that even the so called graduate of ENGLISH STUDIES cannnot speak english fluently. I heard a graduate giving a testimony of what happened to him. He said, I quote " area boys pursued me and they wanted to CHUK me the knife.... chuk i covered my face in shame. if you cannot speak good english it will be very hard for you to speak in public.

5. STEALING: when i say stealing, it is not related to picking someones property. therefore having sex without marriage is stealing, why? because you stole her vagina and used it. Did God permit you she shameful aspect of it is when you are caught naked... ask tosyne2much, i know he might be probably caught when he was in the world..... smiling.

6. UNWANTED PREGNANCY. I WON'T waste time on this, but when you mistakenly, did i call it mistake? yes because that is the normal language we use for it. when you impregnate a girl, there will be shame all over you, especially when you are poor.

I need to drop my keyboard right here....

Its me [MODENZY.]

So the guy is the culprit here?

How can these interesting and cool things cause embarassment and shame?..


I dread getting caught up in "Magun".. I fear that Shit mehn

.[email] . STEALING: when i say stealing, it is not related to picking someones property. therefore having sex without marriage is stealing, why? because you stole her vagina and used it. Did God permit you she shameful aspect of it is when you are caught Unclad... ask tosyne2much, i know he might be probably caught when he was in the world..... smiling.[/email]

Did she not steal tooo...

It's more than 6 ooo
7- Madness
8- When u are I probation in sch
9- when u discover u lost ur wallet after eating in Tantalizer with ur babe
10- When Leicester beat Manu 6- 0
Etc @ op

Lack of money cn also cause one an embrassment----- wen u dnt hv money to do little things n everyone is like 'bring ur own na'------porverty is a disease.

2 minutes of peniiiiiis action

Its funny how people get hailed and supported for doing this exact things the OP listed.