THE BOOK OF DIASPORAMAN CHAPTER 1


Verse 1. In the first year of the reign of Buhari, King of Nigeria in the 16th year after the second millennium, Immediately after the locust years of pdp which was headed by a shoe less man. the spirit ministered unto Diasporaman.

Verse 2. The spirit spake unto Diasporaman “Seest not thou how I have weakened the naira against the dollar, euro and pounds. For 2000 pounds is currently N1m? Shall thou not find a wife, change your pounds to plenty Naira and have a big wedding which all men shall view on Linda Ikeji blog, Ovation magazine or Bella Naija”?

Verse 3. And Diasporaman answered and said “Thy servant seest the fall of the Naira at an exchange rate of N500 to a pound but patiently waiteth to see if it will weaken to N1500 so thy servant can massively turn up as thou pleaseth”

Verse 4. “Wait not Son, appoint thou a date and a beautiful damsel that thou mayest enjoy the fall of the naira at the moment, for at the appointed time, the Naira shall be exalted to its place of glory.”

O God open your flood gate of heaven and crown my life with enough SWEDISH CROWN.

I Yaff laff taya...... Hahaha