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Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Towncrier247: 10:01pm On Feb 22, 2016
According to SDE Kenya, a man has sustained a life-threatening injury while trying to make his manhood bigger with sex tool. Read on...


First it was city women with small breasts and butts using concoctions to enlarge their busts and behinds, or wearing enhancers to create the impression they had bigger ‘assets.’

Now men in Nairobi have been bitten by the ‘bigger is better’ bug. Just having a fuel guzzler, palatial home and expansive parcels of land is no longer enough. The real man now also has to pack a ‘bazooka’ in his boxers.


It is the ultimate, it seems, to be super endowed with roaring horse power fuelled by the ‘blue pill.’ This is the age of the joystick enlarger.



But for a 26-year-old man, the desire to have a formidable firearm ended at Kenyatta National Hospital where medics tried to save whatever remained of his ‘tools of trade’ after his manhood got tangled up in an enlargement device.

The patient cannot be named due to doctor-patient confidentiality, but he consented to his case being used as a medical case study in the October 2015 issue of the International Journal of Surgery in which local doctors Faraj Alkizim, Daniel Kanyata, Joseph Githaiga and Joseph Oliech described how they managed to pull off a ring that had ‘choked’ the joystick of the patient in an article titled Tight Affair, for more than 12 hours.

The International Journal of Surgery notes that Kenyatta National Hospital admitted the 26-year-old male patient who was presented to the casualty department from a peripheral facility after he “complained of inability to remove a penile ring, penile pain and inability to pass urine.”

According to the doctors, the penile ring had been inserted the previous evening at 7pm as part of a penile enlargement kit the patient had bought.

The kit had instructions on how to place the ring around the joystick for three hours every two weeks. He had previously successfully removed it as he followed the enlargement regimen. The doctors said that the delay to seek medical help led to gradual enlargement of the joystick with darkening of the glans. He was also unable to urinate and had developed abdominal pain.

“An attempt to remove or cut the ring in a minor theatre was unsuccessful as the ring was too thick for the available cutters,” notes the doctors in the journal. They explained that, “A sharp prick with a blade was made on the joystick. About 100 ml of clotted, dark venous blood was milked out. This enabled a decrease in the penile circumference and nylon tape was slipped underneath the ring.”

After an hour of repeatedly slipping the nylon tape under the ring, wrapping the distal end tightly around the joystick, and pulling the proximal end of the nylon tape in a circumferential manner, the doctors were able to slip the ring off the joystick.

It was quite a lesson for the local jogoo who yearned to crow the loudest and send hens scampering in his hood.


http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/man-lands-in-hospital-in-attempt-to.html

Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Towncrier247: 10:01pm On Feb 22, 2016
Hmm



SEE PHOTO OF THE SEX-TOY THAT LANDED HIM IN TROUBLE» http://www.newseveryhour.com/2016/02/man-lands-in-hospital-in-attempt-to.html
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by keyzid: 10:04pm On Feb 22, 2016
Olosho ti take over shocked shocked shocked iiyalaya small dicks.

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Sibrah: 10:07pm On Feb 22, 2016
Blood that's suppose to enhance his mental state has been preserved.
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by kilode100(f): 10:09pm On Feb 22, 2016
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Lagusta(m): 11:01pm On Feb 22, 2016
kilode100:
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!

Is mine small?? embarassed embarassed

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Nobody: 11:38pm On Feb 22, 2016
Ehya....
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Nobody: 11:44pm On Feb 22, 2016
kilode100:
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!


How many dicksss have u been on to reach this conclusion?


Don't jump into conclusions as quickly as u jump onto dickss

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by kilode100(f): 6:58am On Feb 23, 2016
Lagusta:


Is mine small?? embarassed embarassed

Oh no.. That Black Lollipop is the ish.. You know what it does to me na...

Kosorogun jor!

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by yapapa: 10:06am On Feb 23, 2016
kilode100:
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!
kilode na only u waka cum?...if you see ma long fat dick ehn...u go faint..dunno where u get your own gist about Nigerian guys

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by grad2012(f): 10:09am On Feb 23, 2016
There's more to love than haveing big things,pls you guys shudnt go injuring yourself to please people.

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by mccoy47(m): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
Some men with big đìck syndrome!

Who big đìck help?

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Elzends(m): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
Kenya again

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by OLUJOSHINS(m): 9:12pm On Feb 23, 2016
smh


Quite a silly reason to end up in an hospital

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Sunnycliff(m): 9:13pm On Feb 23, 2016
No need of pity for him. Men destroying themselves since the time of Adam!

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by jnrbayano(m): 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
Blame it on his girlfriend/wife. grin

Is not all about the size all of the time.

But it's all about the man behind any size of it all of the time.

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by macino1(m): 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by kennyman2000(m): 9:14pm On Feb 23, 2016
Hahahahahahahahahahahah
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by mankan2k7(m): 9:15pm On Feb 23, 2016
why always Kenya?

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by deebsman1(m): 9:15pm On Feb 23, 2016
Kenya again grin

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by floragregs(f): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2016
kilode100:
I Love this Man.. He tried jawe unlike Nigerian men with their tiny dicks that can only scratch the surface..

This Man is a Hero!!
ANNOUNCEMENT: this is a guy!

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by thorpido(m): 9:16pm On Feb 23, 2016
People will keep injuring themselves in a bid to become that powerhorse.
A lot of men,some less that 35yrs are taking all kinds of performance enhancing drugs that's bad for the body systems.
Don't understand the craze for tramadol mixed with alomo.

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Beehshorp(m): 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
A lesson for those who are trying to play God....

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by Nobody: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
Konji Na Bastard grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by rawtouch: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
Raw pain
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by thefakestan: 9:17pm On Feb 23, 2016
Pic of the tool or u know d drill




ThefakeStan
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by assana: 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
undecided hummmm and sai baba no dey country how will I relate dis to him? koa oga u sef wetin make u wan enlarge ur tikolo u dey challenge God abi? u neva c anything. #yeyedeysmell#

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Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by assana: 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
undecided hummmm and sai baba no dey country how will I relate dis to him? kia oga u sef wetin make u wan enlarge ur tikolo u dey challenge God abi? u neva c anything. #yeyedeysmell#
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by seunoni34(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
Doesn't change the fact that Barca will trash Arsenal tonight...
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by hakeem4(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
angry greed
Re: Kenyan Man Attempts To Enlarge His Joystick With Intimacy Gadget, Hospitalized by RedCapChief(m): 9:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
When I was still in med school, there was a guy who used a metal penile ring to boost his erection. Unfortunately, after the coital gymnastics, the ring wouldn't come off. Hei! see this papa crying like a small pikin.
His penis refused to calm down even after we sedated him.
Eventually, we had to take him to theatre and then saw the thing off ( under anaesthesia).

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