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Which Rat Will You Kill First by Adenle041(m): 6:34pm On Mar 17, 2016
Which rat would u kill first? Please be sincere........You have just come
back from work to see 6 rats.
• The 1st rat was eating your highest academic certificate maybe a
degree Certificate.
• The 2nd rat was eating your ATM card.
• The 3rd was eating your Marriage Certificate.
• The 4th was eating your land and house ownership documents.
• The 5th was eating your Visa to travel for a multi- Billion dollar project.
• The 6th was eating your Bible/Quran. Which one would you kill first?.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by missingrib(f): 6:35pm On Mar 17, 2016
this question tough pass jamb.....all of the above
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Nobody: 6:37pm On Mar 17, 2016
its too much na!! which kyn rats them be undecided grin
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Cutehector(m): 6:38pm On Mar 17, 2016
They were sent from the marine world... will flog all of dem with stick..
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Sempumping: 8:07pm On Mar 17, 2016
5th. ....the bible say money answereth all things....you ll get the rest back with money
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by xamiel: 8:24pm On Mar 17, 2016
End time rats.
Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by fleyboy02: 8:33pm On Mar 17, 2016
guy me Ah go kill the one way day close pass...God help me e come b number
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Re: Which Rat Will You Kill First by Qualer: 12:40am On Mar 18, 2016
Sempumping:
5th. ....the bible say money answereth all things....you ll get the rest back with money

quite true, makes sense!

is that you on your profile for real?

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