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How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by tosyne2much(m): 1:55pm On Mar 19, 2016
A banking hall, which is obviously a friendly environment, is a place where not only monetary transactions are made but also where gimmicks and tactics are used to womanize

I have been to various bank quite unaccountable number of times and below are the gimmicks and tricks normally used by guys to woo ladies who have either come to make cash deposit, withdrawal and make enquries in the banking premises

Note This write-up may seem to have contained some element of exaggeration but I stand on the fact that not everyone caught up in these acts is an alleged womanizer cheesy

Without wasting time, these are the ways to spot womanizers in the banking hall

1. They are usually pen Borrowers

The best way to spot a womanizer in the banking hall is that he's most likely to start a conversation with "can I borrow your pen?" even though he has his in his pocket; he will pretend he does not have one just to strike up a convo with that random lady that catches his fancy and from there, convo don start be that.. You will hear something like, ooooooh !! I never knew such a pretty lady like you will lend her pen out to someone she barely knows; I actually thought you would bash me for not having one when I asked for your pen. From there, nah exchange of contacts

2. They allow Ladies beat the Queue

They always give room for a beautiful girl the chance to stay in front of them even though she obviously just came in. The most annoying thing is that these guys will never give that chance to their fellow dudes, the aged, less privilege people and the disabled. I experienced this situation last week when people insulted a guy to have allowed a beautiful lady who just walked in beat the queue by allowing her in front of him. Instead of apologising, he was even using Oduduwa to swear that the lady took an excuse to pee and just returned to claim her position shocked

3. They Talk Loudly during phone calls

Another way to spot a womanizer in the banking hall is that, in a bid to advertise himself, he would talk audibly loud while making phone call that everyone in the banking hall will hear him angrily talking to the person owing him a debt of N500k demanding that the money be sent before he's forced to take legal/quick action against the supposed debtors. This is done with the intention of enticing the ladies they want to strike convo with. Oga Wristbangle and Lalasticlala can bear me witness cheesy


4. They are usually Story Tellers

Another way to spot a womanizer is that you will see him hissing and watching his wristwatch at regular intervals and will refer to the cashier as a lazy bone. However, he will heap loads of insults at the bankers and will start telling stories of how he went to Skye Bank last week and made a deposit of N10 million within the tinkle of an eye. They just want to give ladies the impression that they are well-to-do. At the end of the day, you might find them hovering at the bank premises looking for the lady they will approach

5. They Fight in the Banking Hall

Yesterday, I went to GTB to withdraw the last N500 in my bank account when I spotted this young dude shouting at the cashier and threatening to close down his account just because N200 was unjustly deducted from his account. He began to hurl insults at the cashier, bank manager, cleaners, messengers , guards, etc. The lady beside him started petting him to keep calm. After the whole scene, I was astonished when I saw him with the lady exchanging phone numbers at the bank gate. Smh

6. They become Patrick Obahiagbon when they spot Ladies

Most womanisers in the banking hall always try to speak English in such a way that you will begin to wonder if they have ever murdered eba or amala. They speak just like Hon. Patrick Obahiagbon giving ladies the impression that they've come to withdraw millions of Naira, unknown to you that they have only come to withdraw the remaining 1k in their accounts. Even when they are caught withdrawing such meagre amount, they will accuse the ATM of network failure. Oga Ronald4lif and Truckpusher are guilty of this act cool

7. They are usually Biased

This goes to the undisputed wominizing male bankers you see at the counter. Most of them are nothing but chronic womanizers. To know them, you will see them frowning while attending to the male folks but smiling while attending to female customers. They are sometimes biased that they might even attend to a lady who's not on the queue. Some go even leave their seats and escort a lady to the bus stop, meanwhile, other customers still dey wait oooo. cheesy

8. They spend more time in the Banking Hall

Some of them can even sacrifice a whole day just to track a lady down. In fact, they will launch into BBM or whatsapp, calculatively using one eyes to focus on the lady and by the time she's done with her transaction and steps out of the bank, they will chase her the way a konji-fied cock chases a hen.

9. They ask Irrelevant Questions

Some of them will enter into the banking hall, and they will go straight to a lady asking irrelevant question such as "please do you know if this bank accepts N20 note as deposit?. Some go even enter First Bank begin ask a lady "please do you know if customers are allowed to poo poo in the bank's toilet? cheesy


10. Staring at a Lady's bum on the queue

Some of them will be busy focusing on the ladies' bums as if they should start bleeping her in the banking hall. In some cases, some of them will even cum when they can no longer control themselves. Lsofdk, Abbeyunique2 and BiafraBushBoy are guilty of this act cheesy


Feel free to add yours

Have fun cool

Original Writer: Tosyne2much



Source: http://tosyne2much..com/2016/03/how-to-spot-womanizer-in-banking-hall.html

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by wristbangle: 1:56pm On Mar 19, 2016
11. They stare lust fully

A chronic womaniser always stare randomly at ladies in the bank not even minding their status, age, etc. Yesterday at first bank, I caught one who couldn't control his hormones, as his joystick became obviously big when he was staring at a "boobilicious" female cashier. After succeeding in getting the cashier's number, he left the bank chasing another lady.

skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer cheesy


Among the 2 percent that will reject your offer, I will be included tongue

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by henrylowe(m): 1:58pm On Mar 19, 2016
I'm very gulity of 1, 4 and 5 and I know that most guys are guilty of it cheesy


Btw, nice dp Tosyne. #no-homo#

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Abbeyunique2(m): 1:59pm On Mar 19, 2016
lol, nice write up
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tosyne2much spot on you gat me there ,
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but no be me like big bums o, nah my eyes.

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Adasun(m): 2:00pm On Mar 19, 2016
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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by skywalker888(f): 2:01pm On Mar 19, 2016
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer cheesy

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:02pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tosyne2much your head de there

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:03pm On Mar 19, 2016
This guy don come again!!! Chai!
Tosyne2much, I catch u again.
U don experience am 2 be very sure, asewo boy

D bankers gan gan are d asewos inside d bank undecided
Quote and I will slaaappp u tru NL.

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
So the guy that borrowed my pen few days ago in the bank is a womanizer.

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Joygalore(f): 2:04pm On Mar 19, 2016
This guy,you never tire lipsrsealed

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by bqlekan(m): 2:06pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tosyn I lo gree. Staring doesn't make you a womanizer, borrowing pen doesn't either

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by tosyne2much(m): 2:08pm On Mar 19, 2016
bqlekan:
Tosyn I lo gree. Staring doesn't make you a womanizer, borrowing pen doesn't either
I know say you feature for that category cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
it'd probably wisen the ladies up.no pun intended

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer cheesy
If you are endowed why i no go allow you come my front. i dey craze

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Destined2win: 2:09pm On Mar 19, 2016
It takes a womanizer to spot a womanizer sad

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:10pm On Mar 19, 2016
HateU2:
This guy don come again!!! Chai! Tosyne2much, I catch u again. U don experience am 2 be very sure, asewo boy
D bankers gan gan are d asewos inside d bank undecided Quote and I will slaaappp u tru NL.
Oya slap me

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by dikeigbo2(m): 2:11pm On Mar 19, 2016
#6,chaii ;Da lot of guys are guilty of it,...
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

Oya slap me
Ooya bring ur face

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
grin
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by bqlekan(m): 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
tosyne2much:
I know say you feature for that category cheesy
is only stare I use to stare, I did not use to follow.

Which category you dey cos I know you are no saint yourself
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:16pm On Mar 19, 2016
Destined2win:
It takes a womanizer to spot a womanizer sad
Tank u very much.
Tosyne2much, coman see dis tongue
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by tosyne2much(m): 2:19pm On Mar 19, 2016
HateU2:
Tank u very much. Tosyne2much, coman see dis tongue
I'm not good at womanizing cool

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by tosyne2much(m): 2:20pm On Mar 19, 2016
bqlekan:
is only stare I use to stare, I did not use to follow.

Which category you dey cos I know you are no saint yourself
I belong to 1, 2, 8, 9 and 10 cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:21pm On Mar 19, 2016
bqlekan:
is only stare I use to stare, I did not use to follow.

Which category you dey cos I know you are no saint yourself
you still dey ask? tosyne nah chairman of Nairaland asewoboys.

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But no be me tell you o, nah my mouth
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Abbeyunique2(m): 2:22pm On Mar 19, 2016
HateU2:
Ooya bring ur face
u sure say u get the liver? I'm 6.7ft tall
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by aolumaxi(m): 2:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
Tosin ooooooo
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Marinza(m): 2:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
skywalker888:
Number 2 works for me like magic.. When I walk into the bank with a large queue, I will just go to a dude and scope to him to allow me in his front... 98% of guys will never reject this offer cheesy

Lol I like girls like you honestly. You haven't met one like me. I will give u ela ehn and heaven helps the dude in front Donne that would allow u cut line.

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Elparaiso(m): 2:23pm On Mar 19, 2016
That number 10 tho.

You would have to be gay to not do it.
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by papyson(m): 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2016
mr tosyne2much spot on, you nailed it. finally glad I left the spectators too partake in the game. *first official nairaland post

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Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:28pm On Mar 19, 2016
Abbeyunique2:

u sure say u get the liver? I'm 6.7ft tall
U don 4get Goliath and David undecided.
Bring ur face jooor cheesy
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by ronald4lif(m): 2:29pm On Mar 19, 2016
Lol. Oga Tosyne wata guan. grin

You want me to expose myself that 1k is my last card ni? G gotta package himself na and form big boi. grin
Re: How To Spot A Womanizer In A Banking Hall by Nobody: 2:30pm On Mar 19, 2016
tosyne2much:
I'm not good at womanizing cool
heheheheh
Asewo boy, lai mohammed. Kontinu

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