Funny But True… All Nigerian Students Need To See This – Do You Agree With This



Disclaimer:- This is just for Fun | Truth be told, This is what is happening in our Institution.

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Lecturers in Federal University of Technology, Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane and when the plane was about to take off. The pilot said welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. May I be pleased to inform you that this plane was manufactured by your students in the university and this is its first time of flying. Thats a good news isn’t it?

Immediately they heard that, everybody ran out of the plane except one professor who sat comfortably.

People were surprised and rushed to ask him why he’s still sitting. He smiled and replied there’s no need to run out because if its true that this plane was made by our students. Then with what we taught them I’m very sure that the plane will not even move…

Enjoy!!!

You all should be sincere, Do you think you can fit into the Industry efficiently? Science students in Nigeria, here is a question for you all.

Lolz. A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
Theodore Roosevelt

Funny.
Bt thers a serious food for thought here.

Davicjoe:




Disclaimer:- This is just for Fun | Truth be told, This is what is happening in our Institution.

Read below:-

Lecturers in Federal University of Technology, Faculty of Engineering boarded a plane and when the plane was about to take off. The pilot said welcome on board ladies and gentlemen. May I be pleased to inform you that this plane was manufactured by your students in the university and this is its first time of flying. Thats a good news isn’t it?

Immediately they heard that, everybody ran out of the plane except one professor who sat comfortably.

People were surprised and rushed to ask him why he’s still sitting. He smiled and replied there’s no need to run out because if its true that this plane was made by our students. Then with what we taught them I’m very sure that the plane will not even move…

Enjoy!!!

You all should be sincere, Do you think you can fit into the Industry efficiently? Science students in Nigeria, here is a question for you all.

we get there someday

Lol...hilarious, bt joking apart our educational system in this country is really bad

A system that encourages crammers who can not on a long run defend their results

Not here in ABU, Zaria .

That means, they don't even know what they are teaching

Gradually

:DThe manufacturer does not believe in its product!!

Lol..

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Amen

the joke is so funny especially when i first heard it some 15 years ago.

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SMH

Lol end time lecturers.

Funny but correct.

lol
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. Buh dah proffesor need 50 lashes of osun cane..

THE UNIVERSITY SYSTEM IN NIGERIA IS A SCAM

These is bad not really funny i don't know what we have in stock for OUR future generation

Ok

Lol

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timidapsin:
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It was so funny i even forgot to laugh

olaezebala:
the joke is so funny especially when i first heard it some 15 years ago.

the joke seemed to make me angry...especially seeing it on fp.

Na Booohhaaaaaarrriiiii cause am

Humour tells truths through lies.

Aristotle.

Funny,but true.

Science and Engineering goes beyond what you are taught in class.

It takes years to build proficiencies in any field of sciences or Engineering.

What is taught in Universities are basically principles of how systems work.

The fact that you are a Mechanical engineering students doesn't mean you would be taught how to build a plane.

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