aljharem:
THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT HAPPENED LAST YEAR.

*During campaign*

APC: Young man what are you eating?

Nigerian: Rice

APC: Rice and what?

Nigerian: Rice and one meat.

APC: What are you drinking?

Nigerian: Fanta.

APC: This is bad, you deserve rice and beans with at least 5 meats and your choice drink.

Nigerian: Is that so?

APC: Yes. Make our candidate your cook and we will see to that and more.

*Nigerian votes. APC wins, Day 1*

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What do we have.

APC: Beans and pure water.

Nigerian: No meat?

APC: No meat, I met the kitchen virtually empty.

*Nigerian eats*

#Day 2.

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled.


#Day 3

APC: Food don ready:

Nigerian: What do we have today?

APC: Beans.

Nigerian: No pure water?

APC: The last cook looted your kitchen.

#Day 4

Nigerian: No food today?

APC: Nope, your cook traveled. He's gone to recover your looted meat, bread, sugar and other cooking items.

Nigerian: But at least there should be something to eat.

APC: He used the remaining to fund his journey and repair his plane.

#Day 5

APC: Food is ready.

Nigerian: What did you cook?

APC: Cook kee, the economy is bad and oil price is nose diving so manage this garri, kuli kuli and milk.

Nigerian: So we can't afford beans now?

APC: The last cook used fulani herdsmen to destroyed our ban and embarrass your new cook

Nigerian: No sugar?

APC: The last cook used all the sugar.

#Day 6

Nigerian: Wetin dey today.

APC: Garri dey... If you get money go use am buy kuli kuli and milk.

KINGTELLER:

Read... the article before commenting... Portal opens April fool dayy

Kessyy2k4:
Godwin... Buhari will sail this nation to it promise land Amen ! join me 2say......Godwin!!!

barnabas91:

mind what u say.
You can be d change we hope for, if u are thr.

praise007:
Please
What Category NABTEB fall into?

donvicky2007:


Constables

IYANGBALI:
Lalasticlala see better work o
can't access the Portal, Does anybody has such Challenge?








































The training wey you get for nairaland go help you for road block

mkoabiola:
Same set of people who condem ,abuse and reign curses on police still want to join d black men wagon.
Hahahaha.
Lyf can b very funny,

allanphash7:
I would rather remain jobless instead of being a Nigeria Police Officer

donfelix4sure:
Any idea d salary structure for cadet inspector?i meqn Bsc

unto:
Police nah work? The most corrupt people in Nigeria

virginary:
this is d breakdown of dat 10000 personnel needed
7500 constable
500 cadre inspector
500 A.S.P
1500 specialist
think wella before apply...best of luck

Pinkieblue:


OK thanks..... I think I missed that part

cricifixo:
And what's the source of your info?

akanbiaa:
Learn to give attention to details

callJesu:
Police bawo.... Well its a good measure to hijack the poly and college grads

Pinkieblue:


Mr perfect thank u

akanbiaa:
lts just an advice, and that arrogant and proud attitude cannot do you any good(all these will be checked if ur choosen for police work during training) , saw how you insulted people correcting you, to the layman nairaland might be faceless but to the ICT professionals its not, but you are forgiven, next time when you are corrected you either humbly thank the person or keep quiet.