Welcome everybody.

Dont mind my accent in this forum, because i will try my best to relate with everybody in a way that we would understand.

Shebi, you have always desire to look take away and fly, and you come run go do small bleaching, then karma come corner you for road, and gave you a burnt face, knuckle and ankle. probably, you are seeking for solutions to this nightmare.


haba, na only you carry all those intimidating strech mark for body, an because of this gobe, you cant show off your body anymore in order to avoid insults from fellow mate.


Jesu!!!, you have always wish to resemble Monalisa Chi....... emmm, but to nowhere, you come go add hypo to your Tura cream, in order to gain the kind of fairness you want, na so you come jam all this :

halfcast oil
American glow
Tuscan lotion
Jamaican magic
bleaching unprofessional experts, and you pay 35k to buy there backyard cream, all in the name of fashion, and karma come corner you again.....

Oya, go and bring mat and popcorn make i teach una whatodo abourit.

Shey una dey feel my colour, skin and picture below.... *headswell*

shine shine bobo

ify2nyce:
shine shine bobo

Star. i remember that show back then. Shine Shine Bobo, Star!!!.

Na so you dey your lane oo, this naija sun come begin do global meltdown for your face, and within small time, your face begin burn for no reason, and that wasnt the result of bleaching, but due to the sun influence and reflection on your soft and tender skin...

*Wipetearsaway* from my eyes.

It feels so embarassing to be walking on the street with double colour registered on your face.....


In most situation ehh, na bad soap and cream dey result into this kind of thing, but dont worry, there is always a solution to every situation.

Most of us make use of some local ingredient on a daily basis, but we fail to see the potentials in those local ingredients, because we choose to "deshe" (Disregard) them, and our basic alternatives is virtually foreing cream, and backyard made cream. Awon alakoba oshi, they will just burn your skin, take your money and run away, walahi , you go find them for infinity.

But i done tell you say, make you know dey worry again, because even in Warri, they dont worry.


Oya check that my pix again, look the skin and check your own, now i want you to say, shame on me, amen! , no need of reJecting it, because since you don see am, you have already accepted it. daz all.

Okay, some of you might be asking who is this big mouth, ranting about nothing since morning. anyway, the big mouth is no other person than , Mr Businessnaija, the underdog who probably is with a solution to what you desperately seek for.


For those of you, using lemon to scratch that sun burn,, you will end up making the situation worse.


I once encounter a girl, who was brighter than her future, although facially only, i come ask her wetin she dey use for her face, she replied me 'Lemon' ,, Jesu! , i almost fainted that day....

Small Note: If your face is becoming the terbanacle of pimples, word of advice, stop eating Egusi soap abeg, and try using CaroMagic soap only, without applying cream for what so ever reason for some months....

Oya thank me later shaaa.

It seems nobody is reading me,, i will stop typing ooo, because i wont like to vex for everybody now.


Personal Advice: Thos parents wey dey rub their chilren Perfect white, Caro white or Rapid white, will end up destroying the kid, because you are only trying to decorate a fine monkey within the short space of time.

Okay, let me now give you the secret formular to attain a perfect skin using our cheap, local and uncivilized ingredients. But before then, have you ever seen a guy that is bleaching before? , jesus christ, dem dey resemble accident individual. But girls wey dey bleach dey fine sha, untill karma being a bi*ch start fucking them up....

Before we start , please if you never buy CaroMagic soap, go and do that tomorrow, because that is my recommended and shakormended soap....

make i go sleep, i will upate when i see serious minded people, but for now, am not posting again, because i promised you all that i was gonna get provoked if nobody is following me, and yes!!!!!, am really provoked now....

Sotherefore , good nite and good morning at the same time.

But wait oo, i never know say Nairaland get Oyinbo member, until i catch one Kashybaby viewing my topic some time ago.....

Oya, go and sleep, you love Ameboism.

Before you read what is here, go and examine the pictures below properlly.... welcome back.

I remember some days back, when i was educating people about the benefits of using weed (Igbo) to grow your hair, na so one Monalisa fly come oo, begin tackle me, but that is not the main issue here ooo.

Okay, continue!, did you remember when our Africa parents will be like, everytime you are pressing phone, phone will kill you one day.... lolzzz, check my own version:

" Everyday you are bleaching, bleaching will kill you one day " . I know it is not funny, so thank you, and dont bother spitting that hatred out.


So about the picture below, shebi you notice say, the girl is trying to remove her dark spot infested face, wrinkled skin and also a brand new colour abi fairness, English is not my own.

The transformation that is about to occur in the picture is exactly what i am cooking on the fire... chai, this reminds me of The Rock, Dwayne Johnson, If you smell, what the rock is cooking..... New generation shildren wont know him at all.... And i wont be surprised if one girl ask me now, "was he a musician" . hmmmmm.


Mtcheeeew, i even promised to stop talking to all of you, yet am still typing.....

Now, am out for real, untill i see serious people.....

Now let this actually be your last and first warning. I believe we all have taken photograph before? , and in order for the pictures to show clearly, a chemical is being used:
" Hydroquinone"
Oya carry that your present cream and check if this agent is inside it, if yes,, you are a mere photograph , just like our paper brothers, and am really sorry for you, because you are actually the creator of your problem.

And for those of you, wey una own be Hydroquinone free, it is a lie, because na just 2% dey inside, instead of the usual 6-10%. So you see, you are not better than the rest. Now lift your hands up, and fold your palm, possition it at the centre of your head, and release it with power and force, oya try that 2times again, and rush to the dustbin an throw that photographer's bleaching agent away......

My eyes is heavy,, and this heat is too much.

#IcanneverstandwithBuhari , rather i will stand with myself alone.

Oya the buhari supporters will invade me, but remember the wailers are here to support me..

Before i forget, abeg how can i buy form to join this wailer, because i want to contest for wailing wailers president.

GEJ my Yero, Fayose my Road Model.

Am out for now, to continue later.....

Shea butter

Coconut oil

Fragrance

Olive oil

Dessolve the shea butter and coconut oil inside a crock pot or normal pot, after which you will add the olive oil and fragrance.. Allow it to get cold, and transfer inside a container.

Furthermore, go and buy CaroMagic soap, original one, and you are good to go.

where can i get d coconut oil n fragrance n wat is d 2quantity of all ingredients .how much is d soap sold

Oliviababy:
where can i get d coconut oil n fragrance n wat is d 2quantity of all ingredients .how much is d soap sold

market. the soap is 800 naira per one for the original, imitation is 400. In this case, quantity don't matter.

coconut oil and fragrance are sold in the market.

the shea butter should be unrefined...

will the Shea Butter darken one's skin?

oloriTj:
will the Shea Butter darken one's skin?

Do you wish to darken your skin.

Pls can u tell us more about it?are we to whip d shea butter wt d oils?thanks

Businessnaija:

Do you wish to darken your skin.

I appreciate you.....and I want you to know am following::::loyally

moonnstar:
Pls can u tell us more about it?are we to whip d shea butter wt d oils?thanks

You are to melt the shea butter with the coconut oil together inside a pot.

for extra touch, add vanila to it, and olive oil and stir completely, before adding fragrance....

Cinderelly:

I appreciate you.....and I want you to know am following::::loyally

Thank you. Happy Easter.

Businessnaija:


Do you wish to darken your skin.

question with question

Businessnaija:


You are to melt the shea butter with the coconut oil together inside a pot.

for extra touch, add vanila to it, and olive oil and stir completely, before adding fragrance....

BLESS YOU

moonnstar:
BLESS YOU

thank you. Happy easter.

oloriTj:
question with question

If you want it to give you extra fair skin, add whitening agent to it...
Lobatan

Businessnaija:
Okay, let me now give you the secret formular to attain a perfect skin using our cheap, local and uncivilized ingredients. But before then, have you ever seen a guy that is bleaching before? , jesus christ, dem dey resemble accident individual. But girls wey dey bleach dey fine sha, untill karma being a bi*ch start fucking them up....

Before we start , please if you never buy CaroMagic soap, go and do that tomorrow, because that is my recommended and shakormended soap....

Does the soap really works for pimples or do u Hv a share with the company cos I need to clear pimples on my face it's really much.

Businessnaija:


If you want it to give you extra fair skin, add whitening agent to it...

Lobatan

Thanks for this, happy Easter, pls I Hv a very sensitive skin and anything oil breaks me out, won't the Shea butter and co bring out not pimples to my already pimpled body.

mirob:


Does the soap really works for pimples or do u Hv a share with the company cos I need to clear pimples on my face it's really much.

share with which company. am just educating people about what to do.

mirob:


Does the soap really works for pimples or do u Hv a share with the company cos I need to clear pimples on my face it's really much.

share with which company. am just educating people about what to do. Because i cant recall asking anybody to buy any soap from me.

mirob:


Thanks for this, happy Easter, pls I Hv a very sensitive skin and anything oil breaks me out, won't the Shea butter and co bring out not pimples to my already pimpled body.

In that case, try to avoid eating too much oily food.

Businessnaija:


In that case, try to avoid eating too much oily food.

Was just joking there, so the Shea butter will not cause more break out.

mirob:



Was just joking there, so the Shea butter will not cause more break out.

Yes.

Always try to clean your face constantly with a clean towel or handkerchief.

Businessnaija:


If you want it to give you extra fair skin, add whitening agent to it...

Lobatan

Where can one get the whitening agent from?