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Funny But True by godoluwa(m): 2:17pm On Mar 28, 2016
A true friend is like a pennis, he stands up for you in times of need. A genuine friend is like a bra, she supports you at all times. A faithful friend is like a condom , he protects you from all harm. A loving friend is like a vagiina, she accomodates you fully despite the size of your problem. what kind of a friend are you to me? Pennis, condom, bra or vagiina friend?
Do u know that the pennis is the greatest breakfast ever? According to doctors it has a mushroom head, a sausage body, two eggs and milk which provides nutrients. Thus making ladies healthy and full for 9 months. Besides it has 3 good manners too.

1. Its very courteous, it stands before it performs
2. It is very emotional, it weeps during performance
3. It is polite, it bows after performing.

Send to ladies 2 laugh and to men 2 make them happy and proud of themselves.

1. Kamasutra says : If you suck one nipple, the woman herself offers the other one. And that was the origin of "buy one get one free"!

2. Did you ever notice: everything on a woman's upper body starts with a "B". Blouse, Bra, Bikini, Booobs & lower body with a "P" Peticoat, panties, pusssy... That's origin of "BP"!

3. Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you dress only yourself.
Moral: In life no one helps you once you're fuccked.

4. Success is like pregnancy. Everybody congratulates you but nobody knows how many times you got fuccked to achieve it.

5. Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.

6. Practical thought: A husband is supposed to make his wife's panties wet, not her eyes. A wife is supposed to make her husband's dicck hard, not his life..!

When a lady is pregnant,
all her friends touch her stomach and say "Congrats!".
But none of them come and touch the man's Pennis and say "Well done!".
Moral: Hard work

what do you think?

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Re: Funny But True by Adebash01(m): 2:38pm On Mar 28, 2016
Re: Funny But True by Smellymouth: 2:39pm On Mar 28, 2016

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