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Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by losak9111(m): 3:32am On Apr 04, 2016
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident.
It's a bad one, caused by the woman's reckless driving.
Both of their cars are demolished but amazingly neither of
them are hurt.
After they crawl out of ... cars, the woman says;
“So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman.
Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but fortunately
we are unhurt.
This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be
friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."
The man replied," I agree with you completely. This must be a
sign from God!
The woman continued, "And look at this, here's another
miracle.
My car is completely damaged, but this bottle of wine didn't
break.
Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good
fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.
The man nods his head in agreement, opens it, drinks half the
bottle and then hands it back to the woman.
The woman takes the bottle, immediately puts the cap back
on, and hands it back to the man.
The man asks, "Aren't you having any?"
She replies, "Nah. I think I'll just wait for the police to come
and collect their evidence."
(drunk driver offence)
Adam ate the apple again !
Men will NEVER learn !
Women will Never change!!!

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Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Uthman51(m): 3:44am On Apr 04, 2016
lol grin
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by LEOSIRSIR(m): 4:30am On Apr 04, 2016
grin cheesy[b][/b]
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Nobody: 4:55am On Apr 04, 2016
grin based on the story...we, women are more wiser than the rest of men...
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by icedee1: 5:02am On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin based on the story...we, women are more wiser than the rest of men...
it's called deception not wisdom

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Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Nobody: 5:12am On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin based on the story...we, women are more wiser than the rest of men...
Shebi yhu be tourist sef
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by 100Cents: 5:40am On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:
grin based on the story...we, women are more wiser than the rest of men...

Not when you don carry belle by mistake.

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Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Cutehector(m): 6:02am On Apr 04, 2016
grin cheesy grin grin



When will Adam begin to have sense? cheesy


Lalasticlala

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Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Nobody: 6:03am On Apr 04, 2016
100Cents:


Not when you don carry belle by mistake.



I don't believe In such "getting pregnant by mistake"....once u fvck unprotected, then u have to expect something.. wink
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Nobody: 6:04am On Apr 04, 2016
icedee1:
it's called deception not wisdom





OK...


Tell me how can u deceived someone if ur less clever than him boo? cool




Have a ponder...

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Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by icedee1: 1:32pm On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:


Babe it's what the devil used in the garden of eden.wisdom doesn't not deceive it help improve life.it does not lure you.it gives you option.she lured him into drinking alcohol.



OK...


Tell me how can u deceived someone if ur less clever than him boo? cool




Have a ponder...
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by icedee1: 1:33pm On Apr 04, 2016
[quote author=KashyBaby post=44386669]





OK...


Tell me how can u deceived someone if ur less clever than him boo? cool




Have a ponder...[/quoteBabe it's what the devil used in the garden of eden.wisdom doesn't not deceive it help improve life.it does not lure you.it gives you option.she lured him into drinking alcohol.
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by Nobody: 2:52pm On Apr 04, 2016
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Well....he didn't see it coming...the truth is, he wasn't clever enaf wink



No wonder too many females working in the interpol than men... grin
Re: Women Will Never Change, Read This And Judge The Case by icedee1: 6:27pm On Apr 04, 2016
KashyBaby:






Well....he didn't see it coming...the truth is, he wasn't clever enaf wink



No wonder too many females working in the interpol than men... grin
women working in interpol use what is called the art of seduction.that's neither called wisdom.

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